The Official Chuck Norris Thread Chuck Norris. Vol

[kicktionair]

Chuck Norris can kill a kitten like it's nothing

Chuck Norris punched his way out of his mother womb

Chuck Norris breath smells like ranch dressing

Chuck Norris eats lobster for breakfast

Chuck Norris can speak English according to wikipedia

 

[smoothrick007]

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

 

[shoepimp702]

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

 

[smoothrick007]

Chuck Norris can ban Method Man.

 

[crumbs]

i thought this was dead two years ago.

 

[8tothe24]

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

 

[8tothe24]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

 

[longrange3ball]

Chuck Norris can make Hellen Keller flinch.

 

[drsfinest72]

Originally Posted by smoothrick007

Chuck Norris can ban Method Man.

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

Chuck Norris banned Niketalk.

 

[8tothe24]

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

 

[longrange3ball]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

 

[smoothrick007]

Originally Posted by LongRange3Ball

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

 

[8tothe24]

Chuck Norris once taught a class called "@@# Kicking 101". There were no survivors.

 

[smoothrick007]

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

When Chuck Norris plays Tetris, the game runs out of pieces to give him.

 

[therainycity206]

Originally Posted by drsfinest72

Originally Posted by smoothrick007

Chuck Norris can ban Method Man.

 

[trapmuzik617]

Originally Posted by LongRange3Ball

Chuck Norris can make Hellen Keller flinch.

When Chuck Norris closes his eyes, time stops, thus giving off the illusion that he never sleeps.

 

[smoothrick007]

 

[aj232kb8]

 

[23mcpizzle23]

^

 

[gmsboy1]

Originally Posted by dyyhard

Originally Posted by domc03

Originally Posted by uniquepair

 

[lilstarz07]

Originally Posted by LongRange3Ball

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

 

[dvdjamm5150]

http://photobucket.com/

 

[calibeebee]

they say chuck norris' tears cure cancer. It's too bad he's never cried.

 

[juggy4805]

Steven Seagal is more powerfull than Chuck now. Did you see his A&E show. The greatest show evar!