The Official Off-Season NBA Thread

[frshstunna]

Yo getting that NBA halftime money 4real, was in Dallas earlier this week wildin where he took his draws off thru the shorts and threw em at the camera

The Mavs have a very strange halftime show going on right now

 

[getback]

Someone needs to remind Herro that poking on the eastern Euros is a bad idea

 

[g-time]

The announcer saw his dad play in DC back in their day.

He’s definitely about to get cancelled now that LeBron “student of the game” came after him tho.

Except the Kevin Porter who played for the bullets in the 70s and 80s isn't related to KPJ. He's old enough to be KPJ's Grandfater.

 

[Coupé It]

do you mean held accountable

We can do that too. Basketball vernacular has always seemed to have gun references. Obviously a reflection of America’s infatuation with gun culture. Let’s change the language.

“Pulled the trigger” gets used on a nightly basis. Like we’re in the wild Wild West. I’m all down for a change.

 

[lynchpin33]

Someone needs to remind Herro that poking on the eastern Euros is a bad idea

Man had that Kevin Garnett energy with a European player, get tough once folks get between you.

 

[lawdog1]

Some nights even good teams just don’t have it. Last night seems to have been one of those games for the Warriors - all of them. If they turn in a few more clunkers like that in a relatively short time span, then there may be cause for concern.

But just losing to the Mavs in Dallas on Dirk night isn’t reason any Dubs supporters should panic.

*Edit - notwithstanding the foregoing, Steph being 2-19 from 3 his last two games is, um, not great.

 

[storm2006]

Yo getting that NBA halftime money 4real, was in Dallas earlier this week wildin where he took his draws off thru the shorts and threw em at the camera

WHAT?!?!

 

[antidope]

We can do that too. Basketball vernacular has always seemed to have gun references. Obviously a reflection of America’s infatuation with gun culture. Let’s change the language.

“Pulled the trigger” gets used on a nightly basis. Like we’re in the wild Wild West. I’m all down for a change.

Quarterbacks are gunslingers.

Too many fire rap punchlines out there about basketball/gun metaphors. Andrei Kirilenko/Austin Reeves..

Guns and sports are going nowhere.

 

[Coupé It]

Quarterbacks are gunslingers.

Too many fire rap punchlines out there about basketball/gun metaphors. Andrei Kirilenko/Austin Reeves..

Guns and sports are going nowhere.

And that sucks. I’d be nice to change that or at least attempt to.

 

[frshstunna]

Except the Kevin Porter who played for the bullets in the 70s and 80s isn't related to KPJ. He's old enough to be KPJ's Grandfater.

KPJR pops did used to hoop at the same high school yo went to as well, had a big impact on him so yea coulda been a coincidence or the announcer was really wildin …But yea probly woulda been safe just go stay away from that reference regarding him

 

[storm2006]

Jesus Christ....I didn't see the Dirk statue until just now. I thought it was a joke but y'all weren't kidding


You can't tell me there wasn't at least one freak or sexual deviant in that room to tell Cubes that was unacceptable

 

[getback]

 

[iheartboost]

Why is there three balls instead of one? Sup with the stairs platform? Trophy is extra.

 

[lovehateself]

Why is there three balls instead of one? Sup with the stairs platform? Trophy is extra.

to let ppl know the shot is a 3, even tho thats his patented step back

 

[pmatic]

 

[sneeker]

to let ppl know the shot is a 3, even tho thats his patented step back

or the trajectory of his shot. other than that, I think they overdid it.

 

[Based Jesus]

It's hilarious when people don't speak up on a clearly ill-designed product and then it's revealed and everyone points it out anyways

Like at least one person involved knew it looked like anal beads. Just say it and avoid the embarrassment of everyone else saying it when it's finally revealed

 

[clyde the glide]

Yo dude was describing his 12 yr old daughter who was run over in their driveway and therefore deceased and the other announcer, interrupts while reacting to a dunk, "Was she run over like THAT?!"

I rarely condone violence but I condone violence in said scenario, dude would be picking his face up off the floor

clyde the glide look at your boi

Dude can play shot ain't that pretty but it's money. That Lowry tech was ridiculous. Would have been well within his rights to pull an ab

 

[datznasty]

I dont even know what you do with anal beads or how do you get them in there and then what happens next or how it's pleasurable. Seems unsanitary to say the least but I don't yuk people's yums

 

[lobotomybeats]

I dont even know what you do with anal beads or how do you get them in there and then what happens next or how it's pleasurable. Seems unsanitary to say the least but I don't yuk people's yums

Have you ever used the pull starter on a lawnmower?

 

[pmatic]

 

[akajae]

Jesus Christ....I didn't see the Dirk statue until just now. I thought it was a joke but y'all weren't kidding


You can't tell me there wasn't at least one freak or sexual deviant in that room to tell Cubes that was unacceptable

The Dirk Diggler

 

[addict4sneakers]

Nobody beats the bismack

 

[Benny Hinn]

Dirk's statue reminds of that Cristiano Ronaldo one

 

[D StaXX]

Dirk's statue reminds of that Cristiano Ronaldo one

Dirk's statue is bad.
I don't think it's THIS bad.