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Got off work
Driving home
Van started jerking then shut off
I pulled over
I thought it was gas
I walked to retrieve gas
On the way back I met a falcon
It started following me landing on the top of the gate alongside of the highway of which I was walking.
I stopped. We had a stare-off , no one looked away so he gained my respect.then I named it Donnie .
Me n Donnie made our way back to the whip.
Upon reaching said whip,Donnie looked at me for a second with a look on his face like"aight you straight bruh I'm bout to shake ".
He took off into the sunset to never be seen again.
I put the gas in my car and gleefully spun my key around on its lanyard making my way to the driver to see that it wouldn't start.
I left my tools at the crib.
I called AAA.
Told em what's crackalackin .
They told me they was gonna slide through .
That was 2 hours ago.
I woke up from nap to get call from them telling me they can't find me .
They were in Kansas City .
I don't live in Kansas City .
They got the situation together and sent out a more local helper homie .
Currently waiting for arrival of said helper homie .
It's times like this a brother wish he hadn't stopped smoking.
Stay tuned .
Driving home
Van started jerking then shut off
I pulled over
I thought it was gas
I walked to retrieve gas
On the way back I met a falcon
It started following me landing on the top of the gate alongside of the highway of which I was walking.
I stopped. We had a stare-off , no one looked away so he gained my respect.then I named it Donnie .
Me n Donnie made our way back to the whip.
Upon reaching said whip,Donnie looked at me for a second with a look on his face like"aight you straight bruh I'm bout to shake ".
He took off into the sunset to never be seen again.
I put the gas in my car and gleefully spun my key around on its lanyard making my way to the driver to see that it wouldn't start.
I left my tools at the crib.
I called AAA.
Told em what's crackalackin .
They told me they was gonna slide through .
That was 2 hours ago.
I woke up from nap to get call from them telling me they can't find me .
They were in Kansas City .
I don't live in Kansas City .
They got the situation together and sent out a more local helper homie .
Currently waiting for arrival of said helper homie .
It's times like this a brother wish he hadn't stopped smoking.
Stay tuned .
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