THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

CDFTDOT · Mar 15, 2020

Is this what 48 hours of being confined to Oklahoma looks like?

babyface34 · Mar 15, 2020

elpablo21 said:

Not necessarily. He drinks straight from the bottle. The glasses could be strictly speaking on formal occasions.

antidope · Mar 15, 2020

darthska said:
Absorb injuries? Murderer/psychopath? Not a team player? So where would Kylo Ren go in the draft?

I watched Rise of Skywalker last night it's a bad movie.

amitt5504 · Mar 15, 2020

buc em said:
We’ve been talking about going to Miami but I don’t wanna book anything right now honestly. I don’t wanna go somewhere out of the state and something crazy happens like they completely stop travel for some period of time and we’re stuck.

Avoid Miami fam

kingfoamnyc · Mar 15, 2020

storm2006 · Mar 15, 2020

quarantine verb
quar·an·tine | \ ˈkwȯr-ən-ˌtēn , ˈkwär- \

Definition of quarantine (Entry 2 of 2)

transitive verb
1: to detain in or exclude by quarantine
2: to isolate from normal relations or communication quarantine an aggressor

intransitive verb
: to establish or declare a quarantine

Don’t know what folks don’t understand about this word :lol:

atlsfinest · Mar 15, 2020

storm2006 said:
Piggybacking off @shotsrangout post. What is wrong with people, man? How do you even develop these parameters (ex. Notre Dame alum) and constraints for such random in-depth scenarios?

He would've been a top 5 pick until they mentioned all the stipulations. This dude is a psychopath, potential murdering a**hole? He can't even heal people everyday! No team would even consider drafting him. Your top players would demand trades immediately.

kingfoamnyc · Mar 15, 2020

wavycrocket

storm2006 · Mar 15, 2020

atlsfinest said:
He would've been a top 5 pick until they mentioned all the stipulations. This dude is a psychopath, potential murdering a**hole? He can't even heal people everyday! No team would even consider drafting him. Your top players would demand trades immediately.

The situation is far too nuanced to answer without a multitude of follow-up questions regarding constraints and stipulations but I’ll indulge it. First off, it’s important to note that he’s a NON-KILLING serial killer. Second, we talk about teammates not wanting to be with him but you don’t think Boogie, Grant Hill, KD, Penny, Greg Oden, D-Rose, etc wouldn’t have killed (no pun-intended) for a guy like this who would have saved their careers, bolstered their legacies and made them tens, potentially hundreds, of million more dollars?

But in terms of nuance - what happens if it’s a situation like John Wall slipping in VIP at Rose Bar? What if it’s like PG13 getting hurt for Team USA? Does this assume he could be in the staff for 30-50 seasons? Does he have to be an active roster member or could he be relegated to the IR? Would he command a max salary for the entirety of his career?

I mean you have to figure the regular season runs from mid-ish October to mid-April which is six months. Assuming 24 weeks that’s 12 healings max. Playoffs are from mid-April to mid-June so that’s an additional four if you make a Finals run. This seems more than worth it if you have the head coach in place that could handle that locker room.

niceshoes247 · Mar 15, 2020

People stupid as fukc
Work said they might shut for two weeks so we can
Quarantine, whole said she was going to Orlando to visit her mom if we did ....

lawdog1 · Mar 15, 2020

Awesome. People who had too much time on their hands before there was a pandemic now have even more time on their hands. **** you Coronavirus.

darthska · Mar 15, 2020

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smedroc · Mar 15, 2020

niceshoes247 said:
People stupid as fukc
Work said they might shut for two weeks so we can
Quarantine, whole said she was going to Orlando to visit her mom if we did ....

Genius **** :lol: