THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

[dmbrhs]

True but it’s a different era with social media. But these dudes that have multiple baby mommas, it’s hard to feel sorry for them. That’s the easiest way to blow a bunch of money. And there are cautionary tales in every generation, like how are you still making these mistakes

This SI cover story from 1998 is a good read. It was a huge deal when it came out. It's probably one of the most famous cover stories in the history of the magazine.

 

[chrisftdot]

Checking what the hype is about

 

[dmbrhs]

Mango? Black Cherry is the only acceptable flavor.

 

[Based Jesus]

I didn't know TJ McConnell played for the Jazz

 

[ninjahood]

Pop.

tbh i wasn't impressed with how Quick his teams ran outta gas da last time they got to da playoffs...i get they were old but fundamentals usually win out...then again as soon as da series got longer them old dogs couldn't hunt anymore.

and him being da pioneer of sitting healthy stars for stretches is wack too...

 

[HIM]

This new PND doe...

 

[nick.]

Mango? Black Cherry is the only acceptable flavor.

tangerine & lemon tho

 

[dmbrhs]

i dig that cat so whatever works for you

I'm grabbing at straws here, man. This isolation is gettin' to me lol

 

[MajinZuub]

tangerine & lemon tho

Ruby grapefruit hits

 

[dmbrhs]

tangerine & lemon tho

I will say this: the best Red Bull flavor is tangerine. Not even close. It's delicious.

 

[nick.]

Ruby grapefruit hits

yeah, hits the bottom of the garbage can

 

[MajinZuub]

yeah, hits the bottom of the garbage can

*Inserts generic Knicks are garbage joke*

 

[freeze]

Not that I don't doubt you, but this is really entertaining if you read it in your head as Michael Pena's character from Ant-Man.

Dawg hahahahahahahahahahhaha

 

[ninjahood]

I'm grabbing at straws here, man. This isolation is gettin' to me lol

getting to you?! i haven't done my hair on what seems like forever...im a dead ringer for Jay-Z and roc nation sports management right now.

Everything sans Bodega, smoke shops, delis, and groceries is closed.

 

[Zo gif]

Somebody really went to ER for sparkling water in here damn

 

[freeze]

 

[freeze]

Red and Russell

Pat and Magic

Phil and MJ

Phil and Kobe

Pop and Timmy

Bellichek and Brady

Kerr and Steph

 

[wavycrocket]

“ESPN can’t fire you RJ. You my friend”

 

[freeze]

“ESPN can’t fire you RJ. You my friend”

Welp. There you have it.

 

[elpablo21]

Who's the Becky doe

 

[geno90221]

Who's the Becky doe

Man she definitely look like she down with them swirl

 

[Nike Jordan]

Who's the Becky doe

Allie Clifton.

 

[Lizakers]

Red and Russell

Pat and Magic

Phil and MJ

Phil and Kobe

Pop and Timmy

Bellichek and Brady

Kerr and Steph

if you watch that video closely, zoom in at 0:31 you can clearly see Steph Curry has no finals MVPs

 

[tay1]

 

[storm2006]

“ESPN can’t fire you RJ. You my friend”

So Bron is either intimating that ESPN finished this within the past 10 days or that ESPN is lying. He’s a producer so he should know how this sort of thing works. These dudes are multi-millionaires with funds and special access to all sorts of special type of entertainment talking about how ESPN needs to release this doc ASAP because everyone’s at home like it’s a novel idea....As if the average American sports fan who is stuck at home with their girl, getting no yambs, binging Grey’s Anatomy didn’t think of this **** didn’t think of this two weeks ago