Originally Posted by
Juicy J 32
This happened back in September. I was down in Atlanta visiting one of my best friends from NC who moved down there a few months prior. We were pregaming to go out at his apartment with a group that included me, my boy and his girlfriend, his roommate and his girlfriend, and her roommate. She's not the best looking girl in the world... probably a high 6/low 7.. but when you throw in 4 Loko and you're rocking the beer goggles she will do. So I start chatting with her trying to spit some game and whip some work, word to larry hoover.
Anyways, we go out in Buckhead to bar that's pretty packed. They had some jams pumping through the speakers and a handful of people were out on the dance floor. So I end up bringing that chick out there and start grinding and making out with her. It was one of those times where I felt like everyone was looking at how ridiculous we were getting... Just getting mugged from everywhere but I was wasted and didn't really give a damn. It was also the weekend of the UNC/LSU football game so I had some other friends in town who witnessed this and told me the next day about it while tailgating and dying laughing. Around 1 or 1:30 AM that night, I look at this chick and told her, "I will only go home with you, if you let me !$*+ you." I was wasted didn't really feel like playing any games. So I didn't really know what her reaction would be. She just nods her head and leads me outside to catch a cab. I was dumbfounded that that line had worked and I had a slew of NT emoticons running through my head.
As we get into this minivan cab to go back to her place we sit in the very back row, leaving an open row between us and the cabbie. We continue to get frisky with each other and then I had her start giving me brains right there in the cab. So based. Once we get back to her apartment complex I pay the cab driver and keep it moving. We stumble back to her apartment. On the way back there, she starts throwing up in the bushes. Had me looking like Chris Tucker from Friday, "Daaaaaaaaamn".
. That definitely kills the mood. So I follow her up to what I presumed to be her apartment unit. We go up to the door and she putting in all of the different keys on her key ring, but none of them things worked. We were locked outside! I was sitting there thinking you have got to be kidding me as if Shaq had hit a game winning 3 pointer or something. I wait around while this is happening for like 10 mins until I get to the point where I just say !$*+ it. I was not trying to sleep outside with this chick at a place that I've never been to before, so I told her I was going to go find a security guard to help us unlock the door.... Sike %$%@!!
I walked back down the steps, called a cab company, and had them pick me up at the nearest intersection. The chick ended up sleeping in front of the door that she couldn't get unlocked until she called her roommate (my boys roommates girlfriend) crying the next day. It turns out that we were actually one floor below the apartment they live in.
I felt pretty grimey after doing that, but now I can just look back and laugh. To think that she will be someones wife and mother is hilarious.
