What's the grimiest thing you've ever done?

[nighthawk9421]

spit in my sister scramble eggs when i was like 10 years old she was 12.

 

[nighthawk9421]

spit in my sister scramble eggs when i was like 10 years old she was 12.

 

[xx legod xx]

Originally Posted by Agent0024

Was with this girl.... great girl.. kinda off though like maybe she saw some ill schnit growin up....

turned my nephew (older than me by 2 years, we grew up like brothers) onto her older sister and he was smashin her for a couple weeks

overheard him knoccin her off one night and decided she sounded good enough that I wanted a piece of the action as well....

got tipped off some 100-proof Smirnoff and put her down.... then about two weeks later me and nephew pulled a choo-choo on her (She's a bustdown)

Four years later, I HAD A KID WITH EACH SISTER, my daughter with the bustdown/JO is 4 and my son with my girl (now EX, of course) will be 4 in May....

At the time, thought it was real pimpin/player.... now at the prospect of what my kids might have to endure, wish I woulda exercised better judgment

Wow.

So your daughters are sisters and cousins?

The L is strong.

 

[xx legod xx]

Originally Posted by Agent0024

Was with this girl.... great girl.. kinda off though like maybe she saw some ill schnit growin up....

turned my nephew (older than me by 2 years, we grew up like brothers) onto her older sister and he was smashin her for a couple weeks

overheard him knoccin her off one night and decided she sounded good enough that I wanted a piece of the action as well....

got tipped off some 100-proof Smirnoff and put her down.... then about two weeks later me and nephew pulled a choo-choo on her (She's a bustdown)

Four years later, I HAD A KID WITH EACH SISTER, my daughter with the bustdown/JO is 4 and my son with my girl (now EX, of course) will be 4 in May....

At the time, thought it was real pimpin/player.... now at the prospect of what my kids might have to endure, wish I woulda exercised better judgment

Wow.

So your daughters are sisters and cousins?

The L is strong.

 

[jthagreat]

Originally Posted by Flagrant Foul

Not as grimy as some of you guys, but I went with a couple of my friends to a house party about 3-4 years ago.  We are doing the usually smoking and drinking thing, when all of the sudden I start getting the bubbleguts real bad.  I go in the bathroom and as soon as my %%% hits the toilet it was like an instant dookie eruption.  After I am done, I look for some TP to wipe with.  The only problem is there is none, and I looked everywhere.   I got people knocking on the door so I had to hurry up.  I start getting nervous.   I look around and my only option was the maroon bath towel on the rack.   I proceed to wipe my %%% and hang it back up like it was never touched.  To this day I wonder what happened when they went to use it again.  

no lie, exact same story except it was my own house. used a towel... I blamed my friend (joe symonnds sp?) who was spending the night. cheating A!! father was never home and we aint have no TP. smh

i wish i could find dude and apologize

  

 

[jthagreat]

Originally Posted by Flagrant Foul

Not as grimy as some of you guys, but I went with a couple of my friends to a house party about 3-4 years ago.  We are doing the usually smoking and drinking thing, when all of the sudden I start getting the bubbleguts real bad.  I go in the bathroom and as soon as my %%% hits the toilet it was like an instant dookie eruption.  After I am done, I look for some TP to wipe with.  The only problem is there is none, and I looked everywhere.   I got people knocking on the door so I had to hurry up.  I start getting nervous.   I look around and my only option was the maroon bath towel on the rack.   I proceed to wipe my %%% and hang it back up like it was never touched.  To this day I wonder what happened when they went to use it again.  

no lie, exact same story except it was my own house. used a towel... I blamed my friend (joe symonnds sp?) who was spending the night. cheating A!! father was never home and we aint have no TP. smh

i wish i could find dude and apologize

  

 

[ervinsb91]

Originally Posted by xX LeGod Xx

Originally Posted by Agent0024

Was with this girl.... great girl.. kinda off though like maybe she saw some ill schnit growin up....

turned my nephew (older than me by 2 years, we grew up like brothers) onto her older sister and he was smashin her for a couple weeks

overheard him knoccin her off one night and decided she sounded good enough that I wanted a piece of the action as well....

got tipped off some 100-proof Smirnoff and put her down.... then about two weeks later me and nephew pulled a choo-choo on her (She's a bustdown)

Four years later, I HAD A KID WITH EACH SISTER, my daughter with the bustdown/JO is 4 and my son with my girl (now EX, of course) will be 4 in May....

At the time, thought it was real pimpin/player.... now at the prospect of what my kids might have to endure, wish I woulda exercised better judgment

Wow.

So your daughters are sisters and cousins?

The L is strong.

 thats gotta be awkward if you ever deal with their grandparents (i.e. i wouldnt be surprised if they hate you). damn, sounds like some maury steez where they have both BMs on the stage at once and have both kids' pictures on the screen at the same time.

 

[sdotrusherz]

You dudes are wylin

 

[sdotrusherz]

You dudes are wylin

 

[ervinsb91]

Originally Posted by xX LeGod Xx

Originally Posted by Agent0024

Was with this girl.... great girl.. kinda off though like maybe she saw some ill schnit growin up....

turned my nephew (older than me by 2 years, we grew up like brothers) onto her older sister and he was smashin her for a couple weeks

overheard him knoccin her off one night and decided she sounded good enough that I wanted a piece of the action as well....

got tipped off some 100-proof Smirnoff and put her down.... then about two weeks later me and nephew pulled a choo-choo on her (She's a bustdown)

Four years later, I HAD A KID WITH EACH SISTER, my daughter with the bustdown/JO is 4 and my son with my girl (now EX, of course) will be 4 in May....

At the time, thought it was real pimpin/player.... now at the prospect of what my kids might have to endure, wish I woulda exercised better judgment

Wow.

So your daughters are sisters and cousins?

The L is strong.

 thats gotta be awkward if you ever deal with their grandparents (i.e. i wouldnt be surprised if they hate you). damn, sounds like some maury steez where they have both BMs on the stage at once and have both kids' pictures on the screen at the same time.

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by ErvinSB91

Originally Posted by xX LeGod Xx

Originally Posted by Agent0024

Was with this girl.... great girl.. kinda off though like maybe she saw some ill schnit growin up....

turned my nephew (older than me by 2 years, we grew up like brothers) onto her older sister and he was smashin her for a couple weeks

overheard him knoccin her off one night and decided she sounded good enough that I wanted a piece of the action as well....

got tipped off some 100-proof Smirnoff and put her down.... then about two weeks later me and nephew pulled a choo-choo on her (She's a bustdown)

Four years later, I HAD A KID WITH EACH SISTER, my daughter with the bustdown/JO is 4 and my son with my girl (now EX, of course) will be 4 in May....

At the time, thought it was real pimpin/player.... now at the prospect of what my kids might have to endure, wish I woulda exercised better judgment

Wow.

So your daughters are sisters and cousins?

The L is strong.

 thats gotta be awkward if you ever deal with their grandparents (i.e. i wouldnt be surprised if they hate you). damn, sounds like some maury steez where they have both BMs on the stage at once and have both kids' pictures on the screen at the same time.

 

this is just sad
  

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by ErvinSB91

Originally Posted by xX LeGod Xx

Originally Posted by Agent0024

Was with this girl.... great girl.. kinda off though like maybe she saw some ill schnit growin up....

turned my nephew (older than me by 2 years, we grew up like brothers) onto her older sister and he was smashin her for a couple weeks

overheard him knoccin her off one night and decided she sounded good enough that I wanted a piece of the action as well....

got tipped off some 100-proof Smirnoff and put her down.... then about two weeks later me and nephew pulled a choo-choo on her (She's a bustdown)

Four years later, I HAD A KID WITH EACH SISTER, my daughter with the bustdown/JO is 4 and my son with my girl (now EX, of course) will be 4 in May....

At the time, thought it was real pimpin/player.... now at the prospect of what my kids might have to endure, wish I woulda exercised better judgment

Wow.

So your daughters are sisters and cousins?

The L is strong.

 thats gotta be awkward if you ever deal with their grandparents (i.e. i wouldnt be surprised if they hate you). damn, sounds like some maury steez where they have both BMs on the stage at once and have both kids' pictures on the screen at the same time.

 

this is just sad
  

 

[rolaholic]

Originally Posted by Cuffy

I posted this in another thread on my old screen name but...


When I was like 18, Me and 2 of my _s use to consistently run this one busto. We used to do everything to this ++%%$, make her hold water in her mouth in her mouth while one of us hit her from the back and tell her we not gon hit her again if she spit it out, Make her call ALL of us her fathers name while we popped her ( Not Daddy, the _s actual government name......and he's dead by the way), one of my _s said he pissed on her (I wasn't there for that one so I don't know, but I wouldn't put it past her)...


Anyway, this went on for a while until the ++%%$ got pregnant. Not by one of us, but some lame that was hitting her. So even while she pregnant, we still running her, up until she was real far along in the pregnancy and it started to show...So we gave her a couple months to herself. Soon as she dropped that baby, we was right back at it...Only now we got an audience.



This ++%%$ got so live in FRONT of this lil _, sucking, **@#*#%, licking, etc, everything in FRONT of her new son. We used to show out in front of that lil _, hitting his moms from the back making ga-ga faces at him, playing wit his rattles while getting domed up, and singing lullabyes to him when he started crying. But one time, lil dog was crying so loud while we was **@#*#% her, she picked this _ up out his crib, put him in a DRAWER.....and closed it...Bent back over and kept getting +%***!....SMH



That !+%* was HILARIOUS when I was younger...but now that I got one on the way, that !+%* was too trife and disrespectful. I would absolutely without hesitation, murder my baby moms if she EVER did that !+%*....But knowing that ++%%$ Karma like I do, its coming right back to me smh.

Damn son,you are a terrible person,That's by far the grimiest thing in this thread.

There's a special place in hell for people like you

on you and that disgusting woman

 

[rolaholic]

Originally Posted by Cuffy

I posted this in another thread on my old screen name but...


When I was like 18, Me and 2 of my _s use to consistently run this one busto. We used to do everything to this ++%%$, make her hold water in her mouth in her mouth while one of us hit her from the back and tell her we not gon hit her again if she spit it out, Make her call ALL of us her fathers name while we popped her ( Not Daddy, the _s actual government name......and he's dead by the way), one of my _s said he pissed on her (I wasn't there for that one so I don't know, but I wouldn't put it past her)...


Anyway, this went on for a while until the ++%%$ got pregnant. Not by one of us, but some lame that was hitting her. So even while she pregnant, we still running her, up until she was real far along in the pregnancy and it started to show...So we gave her a couple months to herself. Soon as she dropped that baby, we was right back at it...Only now we got an audience.



This ++%%$ got so live in FRONT of this lil _, sucking, **@#*#%, licking, etc, everything in FRONT of her new son. We used to show out in front of that lil _, hitting his moms from the back making ga-ga faces at him, playing wit his rattles while getting domed up, and singing lullabyes to him when he started crying. But one time, lil dog was crying so loud while we was **@#*#% her, she picked this _ up out his crib, put him in a DRAWER.....and closed it...Bent back over and kept getting +%***!....SMH



That !+%* was HILARIOUS when I was younger...but now that I got one on the way, that !+%* was too trife and disrespectful. I would absolutely without hesitation, murder my baby moms if she EVER did that !+%*....But knowing that ++%%$ Karma like I do, its coming right back to me smh.

Damn son,you are a terrible person,That's by far the grimiest thing in this thread.

There's a special place in hell for people like you

on you and that disgusting woman

 

[dnycemodel]

Originally Posted by Agent0024

Was with this girl.... great girl.. kinda off though like maybe she saw some ill schnit growin up....

turned my nephew (older than me by 2 years, we grew up like brothers) onto her older sister and he was smashin her for a couple weeks

overheard him knoccin her off one night and decided she sounded good enough that I wanted a piece of the action as well....

got tipped off some 100-proof Smirnoff and put her down.... then about two weeks later me and nephew pulled a choo-choo on her (She's a bustdown)

Four years later, I HAD A KID WITH EACH SISTER, my daughter with the bustdown/JO is 4 and my son with my girl (now EX, of course) will be 4 in May....

At the time, thought it was real pimpin/player.... now at the prospect of what my kids might have to endure, wish I woulda exercised better judgment

winner winner chicken dinner

 

[dnycemodel]

Originally Posted by Agent0024

Was with this girl.... great girl.. kinda off though like maybe she saw some ill schnit growin up....

turned my nephew (older than me by 2 years, we grew up like brothers) onto her older sister and he was smashin her for a couple weeks

overheard him knoccin her off one night and decided she sounded good enough that I wanted a piece of the action as well....

got tipped off some 100-proof Smirnoff and put her down.... then about two weeks later me and nephew pulled a choo-choo on her (She's a bustdown)

Four years later, I HAD A KID WITH EACH SISTER, my daughter with the bustdown/JO is 4 and my son with my girl (now EX, of course) will be 4 in May....

At the time, thought it was real pimpin/player.... now at the prospect of what my kids might have to endure, wish I woulda exercised better judgment

winner winner chicken dinner

 

[sdotrusherz]

Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns

Originally Posted by LLCoolMichael

Originally Posted by YoungSleezy

Originally Posted by jeenewed

Originally Posted by ThaTruth89

Originally Posted by LuckyP90

Originally Posted by IgnantBliss

Originally Posted by AirForce1King

Originally Posted by creamOfDacrops

Originally Posted by AirForce1King

I got a few but the majority of mine, someone provoked me.

My former best friend (of 19 years) was lightweight trashing me on the low to some females and kept jamming me up. Basically, he was trying to get in and since he couldn't, he'd try and eliminate me out of the picture so neither one of us could have them. I got hip but never confronted him about it. I wasn't mad about the females but more about the betrayal and the hate. Found out one of his former jump offs had herpes and it was CONFIRMED. He ended up getting back in touch with her and was telling me he was about to go smash. He never uses condoms so instead of letting him know she was burning, I simply kept my mouth shut. I didn't care too much for his girlfriend either so I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone...

That was in '09. In 2010 he did something similar so I made a few diss tracks airing him out and put them on FB. Kinda immature but whatever. Dude was slandering me and jamming me up so it was the least I could do. We don't talk anymore...

If ya'll haerd this song, ya'll would see why I consider this to be so grimey...

Grimy.
Kinda want to hear the song though.

http://www.youtube.com/v/SzVOYfpNYs4?f=videos&app=youtube_gdatahttp://www.youtube.com/v/SzVOYfpNYs4?f=videos&app=youtube_gdata

This can be real life

I wish i knew you guys, this would be popcorn worthy.

at goin at his girl too

Whyd you play some lines like 4 times though?

This is epic as @!$!�

AT COMPARING DUDE TO THE ****** FROM 300

AT "SIC THE KLU KLUX KLNA ON HIM"

"John couldn't be a Goodman if he was Roseanne's husband"

DEATH @ the explaination of the line.

 

[sdotrusherz]

Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns

Originally Posted by LLCoolMichael

Originally Posted by YoungSleezy

Originally Posted by jeenewed

Originally Posted by ThaTruth89

Originally Posted by LuckyP90

Originally Posted by IgnantBliss

Originally Posted by AirForce1King

Originally Posted by creamOfDacrops

Originally Posted by AirForce1King

I got a few but the majority of mine, someone provoked me.

My former best friend (of 19 years) was lightweight trashing me on the low to some females and kept jamming me up. Basically, he was trying to get in and since he couldn't, he'd try and eliminate me out of the picture so neither one of us could have them. I got hip but never confronted him about it. I wasn't mad about the females but more about the betrayal and the hate. Found out one of his former jump offs had herpes and it was CONFIRMED. He ended up getting back in touch with her and was telling me he was about to go smash. He never uses condoms so instead of letting him know she was burning, I simply kept my mouth shut. I didn't care too much for his girlfriend either so I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone...

That was in '09. In 2010 he did something similar so I made a few diss tracks airing him out and put them on FB. Kinda immature but whatever. Dude was slandering me and jamming me up so it was the least I could do. We don't talk anymore...

If ya'll haerd this song, ya'll would see why I consider this to be so grimey...

Grimy.
Kinda want to hear the song though.

http://www.youtube.com/v/SzVOYfpNYs4?f=videos&app=youtube_gdatahttp://www.youtube.com/v/SzVOYfpNYs4?f=videos&app=youtube_gdata

This can be real life

I wish i knew you guys, this would be popcorn worthy.

at goin at his girl too

Whyd you play some lines like 4 times though?

This is epic as @!$!�

AT COMPARING DUDE TO THE ****** FROM 300

AT "SIC THE KLU KLUX KLNA ON HIM"

"John couldn't be a Goodman if he was Roseanne's husband"

DEATH @ the explaination of the line.

 

[aznballa33]

Agent0024 wrote:

---

Was with this girl.... great girl.. kinda off though like maybe she saw some ill schnit growin up....

turned my nephew (older than me by 2 years, we grew up like brothers) onto her older sister and he was smashin her for a couple weeks

overheard him knoccin her off one night and decided she sounded good enough that I wanted a piece of the action as well....

got tipped off some 100-proof Smirnoff and put her down.... then about two weeks later me and nephew pulled a choo-choo on her (She's a bustdown)

Four years later, I HAD A KID WITH EACH SISTER, my daughter with the bustdown/JO is 4 and my son with my girl (now EX, of course) will be 4 in May....

At the time, thought it was real pimpin/player.... now at the prospect of what my kids might have to endure, wish I woulda exercised better judgment

 

[aznballa33]

Agent0024 wrote:

---

Was with this girl.... great girl.. kinda off though like maybe she saw some ill schnit growin up....

turned my nephew (older than me by 2 years, we grew up like brothers) onto her older sister and he was smashin her for a couple weeks

overheard him knoccin her off one night and decided she sounded good enough that I wanted a piece of the action as well....

got tipped off some 100-proof Smirnoff and put her down.... then about two weeks later me and nephew pulled a choo-choo on her (She's a bustdown)

Four years later, I HAD A KID WITH EACH SISTER, my daughter with the bustdown/JO is 4 and my son with my girl (now EX, of course) will be 4 in May....

At the time, thought it was real pimpin/player.... now at the prospect of what my kids might have to endure, wish I woulda exercised better judgment

 

[rolaholic]

Originally Posted by dnycemodel

Originally Posted by Agent0024

Was with this girl.... great girl.. kinda off though like maybe she saw some ill schnit growin up....

turned my nephew (older than me by 2 years, we grew up like brothers) onto her older sister and he was smashin her for a couple weeks

overheard him knoccin her off one night and decided she sounded good enough that I wanted a piece of the action as well....

got tipped off some 100-proof Smirnoff and put her down.... then about two weeks later me and nephew pulled a choo-choo on her (She's a bustdown)

Four years later, I HAD A KID WITH EACH SISTER, my daughter with the bustdown/JO is 4 and my son with my girl (now EX, of course) will be 4 in May....

At the time, thought it was real pimpin/player.... now at the prospect of what my kids might have to endure, wish I woulda exercised better judgment

winner winner chicken dinner

I stand corrected,now THIS is the grimiest thing in this thread so far.

So now your kids gonna be cousins and siblings?? 

How bout both girls? How did they react  when they found out that they both got pregnant by the same dude?

Got damn!

 

[rolaholic]

Originally Posted by dnycemodel

Originally Posted by Agent0024

Was with this girl.... great girl.. kinda off though like maybe she saw some ill schnit growin up....

turned my nephew (older than me by 2 years, we grew up like brothers) onto her older sister and he was smashin her for a couple weeks

overheard him knoccin her off one night and decided she sounded good enough that I wanted a piece of the action as well....

got tipped off some 100-proof Smirnoff and put her down.... then about two weeks later me and nephew pulled a choo-choo on her (She's a bustdown)

Four years later, I HAD A KID WITH EACH SISTER, my daughter with the bustdown/JO is 4 and my son with my girl (now EX, of course) will be 4 in May....

At the time, thought it was real pimpin/player.... now at the prospect of what my kids might have to endure, wish I woulda exercised better judgment

winner winner chicken dinner

I stand corrected,now THIS is the grimiest thing in this thread so far.

So now your kids gonna be cousins and siblings?? 

How bout both girls? How did they react  when they found out that they both got pregnant by the same dude?

Got damn!

 

[il]

Around the school yard i used fart spray on kids playing yugioh.
Me and my friends would put school lunch on the seat right before someone sat down.

 

[il]

Around the school yard i used fart spray on kids playing yugioh.
Me and my friends would put school lunch on the seat right before someone sat down.

 

[moe fab uafa]

Originally Posted by StreetPharmacist

Originally Posted by MOE FAB UAFA

Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike

Originally Posted by Mr Marcus

Originally Posted by MOE FAB UAFA

@ all the ayo stories $#!+ is ridiculous but any ways i got another story
ok if you read my last story about ol boy with the hair and tobacco its about him and his boys
so one time we were chillin me n my cousins and him and his boys. well we chiefin and keep in mind it was these guys first time blowin, so they had barely discovered what hittin 'greens' was. they all arguin and fussin over whos gonna hit greens first (talk about some hypes but yea) well we are gettin tired of this (me and my cousin) so we decide to !#$% these dudes over because they blowin our high. well me and my cousin were sellin dope at the time so we thought it would be funny to lace their bowl and watch em start trippin. they hit it and a few minutes later they start on this im hungry but i cant eat type steez and they eyes are reddder than the devils !#$% but wider than the tvs at new meadowlands. we dyin because they didnt want greens no more and one became a dope fiend. HAHAHA
*kanye shrug*

thats ++!++% up b.....lacing they %*+$ w/ dope

i hope you get yours one day 

 seriously.....and i'm talking about six feet under too 

THIS. I hope you get hit up for that !%%!.

check my sig
thats why its no big deal to me

i'm gonna call ducktales on some of your stories bro...you've posted like 50 in here alone 

word. nothing but the truth, i could see how its hard to believe bein as its all online. buts thats on my unborn kids its all true, i used to be a grimy *** dude who was bout that life until i went to jail my 3rd time (1st 2 were only like a week then two weeks respectively). but you dont have to believe me, its all good.