Originally Posted by pjhoody
Originally Posted by AirForce1King
I actually believe you. I can relate to a similar story. Females are FOUL nowadays...Originally Posted by Cuffy
Originally Posted by JayHood23
Not buying this one bit
I have NO reason to lie to yall _s, just wanted to add to the thread, this internet @!+% is not that serious
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!
Originally Posted by IgnantBliss
Originally Posted by ABC
Anyways, I'll never forget what she said after all of this... "your guys' cum is probably fighting in my stomach"to think that this is going to be someone's mother some day
Originally Posted by pjhoody
Originally Posted by AirForce1King
I actually believe you. I can relate to a similar story. Females are FOUL nowadays...Originally Posted by Cuffy
Originally Posted by JayHood23
Not buying this one bit
I have NO reason to lie to yall _s, just wanted to add to the thread, this internet @!+% is not that serious
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!
Originally Posted by 1C3M4M
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Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
Done some pretty grimey things that I wouldn't even feel comfortable saying anonymously on the interwebz, but I'll say this one because its the cool kinda grimey and it involves sexorz
Shorty I was smashin for about six months decides to stop by my church (which is pastored by my FATHER). I'm a little surprised and slightly turned on because it had been months since I'd seen her and longer than that since I'd smashed. One problem though; she had brought her 6 year old nephew. I played the drums for the choir, so from the front of the church I kept sending signals for her to go downstairs so we could "talk". Shortly after that I go downstairs and sure enough, she comes strolling down the stairs right after me....with her nephew in tow (not sure why I even expected otherwise, not like she coulda left him alone) Anyways, the basement of the church is more like a banquet hall than anything else, easily and often accessed by the hundreds of members of the church. So we begin to talk, and eventually we get to the possibility of me smashing there and then. She basically made me promise to attend a HS basketball game with her after service for letting me smash, so I obliged. So I called up my boy who was playing the organ and asked him to come downstairs and watch lil mans while I smashed (terrible move in hindsight) So I'm beatin shorty from behind in one of those cupboard/closet things found in big kitchens, door halfway open (per her request so we could "easily escape if someone saw us"....) I got my head to the sky, goin hard for no reason at all when I notice something in my peripherals. Sure enough, lil dude is intensely watching me slam his aunt, for God knows how long. Confused as to how to handle the situation, I just closed the door all the way and kept going. Afterwards, we finished and I never told her about her nephew seeing us. Nor did I attend the basketball game.
And not a single f*** was given that day.
You winyou win
for showin lil man how its done
Originally Posted by 1C3M4M
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Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
Done some pretty grimey things that I wouldn't even feel comfortable saying anonymously on the interwebz, but I'll say this one because its the cool kinda grimey and it involves sexorz
Shorty I was smashin for about six months decides to stop by my church (which is pastored by my FATHER). I'm a little surprised and slightly turned on because it had been months since I'd seen her and longer than that since I'd smashed. One problem though; she had brought her 6 year old nephew. I played the drums for the choir, so from the front of the church I kept sending signals for her to go downstairs so we could "talk". Shortly after that I go downstairs and sure enough, she comes strolling down the stairs right after me....with her nephew in tow (not sure why I even expected otherwise, not like she coulda left him alone) Anyways, the basement of the church is more like a banquet hall than anything else, easily and often accessed by the hundreds of members of the church. So we begin to talk, and eventually we get to the possibility of me smashing there and then. She basically made me promise to attend a HS basketball game with her after service for letting me smash, so I obliged. So I called up my boy who was playing the organ and asked him to come downstairs and watch lil mans while I smashed (terrible move in hindsight) So I'm beatin shorty from behind in one of those cupboard/closet things found in big kitchens, door halfway open (per her request so we could "easily escape if someone saw us"....) I got my head to the sky, goin hard for no reason at all when I notice something in my peripherals. Sure enough, lil dude is intensely watching me slam his aunt, for God knows how long. Confused as to how to handle the situation, I just closed the door all the way and kept going. Afterwards, we finished and I never told her about her nephew seeing us. Nor did I attend the basketball game.
And not a single f*** was given that day.
You winyou win
for showin lil man how its done
Originally Posted by supahoopa
im not a super grimey dude but i got some "super lite weight" grimey stuff
So my senior year of college, my girlfriend has to go home to get surgery on her knee or whatever. Im like cool stay long as you need to. Anyways we won conference that day men's and women's basketball. Everybody is out drunk as a skunk. Im on some Samson steez, no hair cut no liquor. Anyway, I go down stairs from the party in the hallway eating a cookie. One of her teammates gives me the eye and starts making out with me, with the cookie in my mouth (no raz B). Im like whatever, girls all *%*$*% (word to cam). Would have went to smash but one of the dang freshman (can't handle the liq) started to %#$* block. So i was like whatever ill get it another time. never happened.
Welp later that night her other home girl she was super hammered. We're in the hallway wrestling or whatever. pulled down her panties on some jus messin around type stuff but she was on it. i go to my room text her something like "meet me in my girlfriends room" shes like "no not there." so i go down to her room to try and get the cookies. I ask her if she's gonna give them up. She says "I just got off my period (), but its gonna be too tight i haven't had sex in a year (lying %##!$)." Im like we'll see. I put the helmet on my soldier and proceed across enemy lines to get them cookies. Welp, she wasn't lying it was like putting my **** between 2 bricks that already have been cemented.. whatever i ask her to bless me with the knowledge she does while im fingering her. I relieve myself. Go to my room and sleep. Weelll wake up the next morning because we have to take pictures for winning conference.. and guess whats on my finger ??
my then gf never found out about these "lite weight grimey" deeds.. but she did find out how i smashed the girl who took her starting spot (double entendre)...
Originally Posted by supahoopa
im not a super grimey dude but i got some "super lite weight" grimey stuff
So my senior year of college, my girlfriend has to go home to get surgery on her knee or whatever. Im like cool stay long as you need to. Anyways we won conference that day men's and women's basketball. Everybody is out drunk as a skunk. Im on some Samson steez, no hair cut no liquor. Anyway, I go down stairs from the party in the hallway eating a cookie. One of her teammates gives me the eye and starts making out with me, with the cookie in my mouth (no raz B). Im like whatever, girls all *%*$*% (word to cam). Would have went to smash but one of the dang freshman (can't handle the liq) started to %#$* block. So i was like whatever ill get it another time. never happened.
Welp later that night her other home girl she was super hammered. We're in the hallway wrestling or whatever. pulled down her panties on some jus messin around type stuff but she was on it. i go to my room text her something like "meet me in my girlfriends room" shes like "no not there." so i go down to her room to try and get the cookies. I ask her if she's gonna give them up. She says "I just got off my period (), but its gonna be too tight i haven't had sex in a year (lying %##!$)." Im like we'll see. I put the helmet on my soldier and proceed across enemy lines to get them cookies. Welp, she wasn't lying it was like putting my **** between 2 bricks that already have been cemented.. whatever i ask her to bless me with the knowledge she does while im fingering her. I relieve myself. Go to my room and sleep. Weelll wake up the next morning because we have to take pictures for winning conference.. and guess whats on my finger ??
my then gf never found out about these "lite weight grimey" deeds.. but she did find out how i smashed the girl who took her starting spot (double entendre)...
Originally Posted by ThaT Dude173
This whole post if just filled with AYO. Its not even grimey, its just AYO.Originally Posted by HITMOLICKS
LMAO Soooooo I been going through this thread trying to think of the grimiest ***% I ever done.
NONE of the ***% compares to how we use to treat this dude back in the day when we was all younger.
Here is the list.
-Nutted on a peice of bread and smacked him in the face with it.
-Stretch out USED condoms and put em over his head.
-My boy use smack em in the face wit his **** while he was sleepin.
-Smack em in the back of his neck ALL DAY LONG as HARD AS WE POSSIBLY COULD.
Man this was just some of the main stuff that stuck out so imagine all the little ***% we use to do to em on a regular basis.
Bad thing about it dude jus kep hangin around us.
Feel kinda bad lookin back on it even though I prolly did the least damage out of all of us.
Originally Posted by ThaT Dude173
This whole post if just filled with AYO. Its not even grimey, its just AYO.Originally Posted by HITMOLICKS
LMAO Soooooo I been going through this thread trying to think of the grimiest ***% I ever done.
NONE of the ***% compares to how we use to treat this dude back in the day when we was all younger.
Here is the list.
-Nutted on a peice of bread and smacked him in the face with it.
-Stretch out USED condoms and put em over his head.
-My boy use smack em in the face wit his **** while he was sleepin.
-Smack em in the back of his neck ALL DAY LONG as HARD AS WE POSSIBLY COULD.
Man this was just some of the main stuff that stuck out so imagine all the little ***% we use to do to em on a regular basis.
Bad thing about it dude jus kep hangin around us.
Feel kinda bad lookin back on it even though I prolly did the least damage out of all of us.
Originally Posted by Agent0024
Was with this girl.... great girl.. kinda off though like maybe she saw some ill schnit growin up....
turned my nephew (older than me by 2 years, we grew up like brothers) onto her older sister and he was smashin her for a couple weeks
overheard him knoccin her off one night and decided she sounded good enough that I wanted a piece of the action as well....
got tipped off some 100-proof Smirnoff and put her down.... then about two weeks later me and nephew pulled a choo-choo on her (She's a bustdown)
Four years later, I HAD A KID WITH EACH SISTER, my daughter with the bustdown/JO is 4 and my son with my girl (now EX, of course) will be 4 in May....
At the time, thought it was real pimpin/player.... now at the prospect of what my kids might have to endure, wish I woulda exercised better judgment
Originally Posted by Agent0024
Was with this girl.... great girl.. kinda off though like maybe she saw some ill schnit growin up....
turned my nephew (older than me by 2 years, we grew up like brothers) onto her older sister and he was smashin her for a couple weeks
overheard him knoccin her off one night and decided she sounded good enough that I wanted a piece of the action as well....
got tipped off some 100-proof Smirnoff and put her down.... then about two weeks later me and nephew pulled a choo-choo on her (She's a bustdown)
Four years later, I HAD A KID WITH EACH SISTER, my daughter with the bustdown/JO is 4 and my son with my girl (now EX, of course) will be 4 in May....
At the time, thought it was real pimpin/player.... now at the prospect of what my kids might have to endure, wish I woulda exercised better judgment
Originally Posted by MOE FAB UAFA
Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike
Originally Posted by Mr Marcus
thats ++!++% up b.....lacing they %*+$ w/ dopeOriginally Posted by MOE FAB UAFA
@ all the ayo stories $#!+ is ridiculous but any ways i got another story
ok if you read my last story about ol boy with the hair and tobacco its about him and his boys
so one time we were chillin me n my cousins and him and his boys. well we chiefin and keep in mind it was these guys first time blowin, so they had barely discovered what hittin 'greens' was. they all arguin and fussin over whos gonna hit greens first (talk about some hypes but yea) well we are gettin tired of this (me and my cousin) so we decide to !#$% these dudes over because they blowin our high. well me and my cousin were sellin dope at the time so we thought it would be funny to lace their bowl and watch em start trippin. they hit it and a few minutes later they start on this im hungry but i cant eat type steez and they eyes are reddder than the devils !#$% but wider than the tvs at new meadowlands. we dyin because they didnt want greens no more and one became a dope fiend. HAHAHA
*kanye shrug*i hope you get yours one dayseriously.....and i'm talking about six feet under too
THIS. I hope you get hit up for that !%%!.
check my sig
thats why its no big deal to me
Originally Posted by MOE FAB UAFA
Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike
Originally Posted by Mr Marcus
thats ++!++% up b.....lacing they %*+$ w/ dopeOriginally Posted by MOE FAB UAFA
@ all the ayo stories $#!+ is ridiculous but any ways i got another story
ok if you read my last story about ol boy with the hair and tobacco its about him and his boys
so one time we were chillin me n my cousins and him and his boys. well we chiefin and keep in mind it was these guys first time blowin, so they had barely discovered what hittin 'greens' was. they all arguin and fussin over whos gonna hit greens first (talk about some hypes but yea) well we are gettin tired of this (me and my cousin) so we decide to !#$% these dudes over because they blowin our high. well me and my cousin were sellin dope at the time so we thought it would be funny to lace their bowl and watch em start trippin. they hit it and a few minutes later they start on this im hungry but i cant eat type steez and they eyes are reddder than the devils !#$% but wider than the tvs at new meadowlands. we dyin because they didnt want greens no more and one became a dope fiend. HAHAHA
*kanye shrug*i hope you get yours one dayseriously.....and i'm talking about six feet under too
THIS. I hope you get hit up for that !%%!.
check my sig
thats why its no big deal to me
Cuffy isn't lying. I can vouch for this cold blooded storyOriginally Posted by pjhoody
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!Originally Posted by AirForce1King
I actually believe you. I can relate to a similar story. Females are FOUL nowadays...Originally Posted by Cuffy
Originally Posted by JayHood23
Not buying this one bit
I have NO reason to lie to yall _s, just wanted to add to the thread, this internet @!+% is not that serious
Cuffy isn't lying. I can vouch for this cold blooded storyOriginally Posted by pjhoody
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!Originally Posted by AirForce1King
I actually believe you. I can relate to a similar story. Females are FOUL nowadays...Originally Posted by Cuffy
Originally Posted by JayHood23
Not buying this one bit
I have NO reason to lie to yall _s, just wanted to add to the thread, this internet @!+% is not that serious
