Whats the most Simpish thing you've ever witnessed

[dunk these]

iight yall.. after reading all of this, i HAVE to post this one.

this is about my boy.. a very good friend since middle school.

he gets with this chick from school but she has crazy baby daddy issues.. he proceeds knowing this too.

after about a month, he comes at me with his problems on some super sad tip.. obviously, girl cheats on my homie for her baby daddy. he is devastated and i tell him "dude, just let her go, no matter what, BD is always gonna be around.. dead that beezy." he comes back at me with the "its so hard bc i love her.." i hit him back with the

 but i keep hearing him out.

this dude has talked to ALL of our friends, even homegirls too and we all tell him that she aint the one, what she's doin to him is F'd up and to have more respect for himself..

fast forward to this past month.. she starts flakin out on dates w/ him, not getting back to his texts and calls. at this point, he's desperate to win her over. well, what do you know? the garden tool has been chillin with BD this whole time. after a few days of no call/no text, this herb i call my friend goes with his instincts and drives by BDs pad and guess what, her car is there!!

to make a long story short, she finally comes clean with my homie and tells him SHE GOT PREGNANT again by BD but she got an abortion and that "she's done" with baby daddy..

and to no one's surprise.. THE HOMIE GETS BACK WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[joe billionaire]

everyone been simpin hard lately

 

[that dude173]

One cat that used to hang out with the crew and stop hanging with us, playing chilling period. Why? He got a girl, he misses work and waits for her to get home from work (they work together) . Shorty tells everyone hes clingy etc. Last thing my other boy told me, shes getting banged out by like 3 other cats and 2 of them are coworkers and shes preggo and she doesnt know whos the baby daddy and he doesnt even know shes preggo. Lol smh

 

[joe billionaire]

everyone been simpin hard lately

 

[that dude173]

One cat that used to hang out with the crew and stop hanging with us, playing chilling period. Why? He got a girl, he misses work and waits for her to get home from work (they work together) . Shorty tells everyone hes clingy etc. Last thing my other boy told me, shes getting banged out by like 3 other cats and 2 of them are coworkers and shes preggo and she doesnt know whos the baby daddy and he doesnt even know shes preggo. Lol smh

 

[soldierdre]

Originally Posted by Dunk These

iight yall.. after reading all of this, i HAVE to post this one.

this is about my boy.. a very good friend since middle school.

he gets with this chick from school but she has crazy baby daddy issues.. he proceeds knowing this too.

after about a month, he comes at me with his problems on some super sad tip.. obviously, girl cheats on my homie for her baby daddy. he is devastated and i tell him "dude, just let her go, no matter what, BD is always gonna be around.. dead that beezy." he comes back at me with the "its so hard bc i love her.." i hit him back with the

 but i keep hearing him out.

this dude has talked to ALL of our friends, even homegirls too and we all tell him that she aint the one, what she's doin to him is F'd up and to have more respect for himself..

fast forward to this past month.. she starts flakin out on dates w/ him, not getting back to his texts and calls. at this point, he's desperate to win her over. well, what do you know? the garden tool has been chillin with BD this whole time. after a few days of no call/no text, this herb i call my friend goes with his instincts and drives by BDs pad and guess what, her car is there!!

to make a long story short, she finally comes clean with my homie and tells him SHE GOT PREGNANT again by BD but she got an abortion and that "she's done" with baby daddy..

and to no one's surprise.. THE HOMIE GETS BACK WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol cue dwade gif

 

[soldierdre]

Originally Posted by Dunk These

iight yall.. after reading all of this, i HAVE to post this one.

this is about my boy.. a very good friend since middle school.

he gets with this chick from school but she has crazy baby daddy issues.. he proceeds knowing this too.

after about a month, he comes at me with his problems on some super sad tip.. obviously, girl cheats on my homie for her baby daddy. he is devastated and i tell him "dude, just let her go, no matter what, BD is always gonna be around.. dead that beezy." he comes back at me with the "its so hard bc i love her.." i hit him back with the

 but i keep hearing him out.

this dude has talked to ALL of our friends, even homegirls too and we all tell him that she aint the one, what she's doin to him is F'd up and to have more respect for himself..

fast forward to this past month.. she starts flakin out on dates w/ him, not getting back to his texts and calls. at this point, he's desperate to win her over. well, what do you know? the garden tool has been chillin with BD this whole time. after a few days of no call/no text, this herb i call my friend goes with his instincts and drives by BDs pad and guess what, her car is there!!

to make a long story short, she finally comes clean with my homie and tells him SHE GOT PREGNANT again by BD but she got an abortion and that "she's done" with baby daddy..

and to no one's surprise.. THE HOMIE GETS BACK WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol cue dwade gif

 

[da r entertainment]

Originally Posted by Dunk These

iight yall.. after reading all of this, i HAVE to post this one.

this is about my boy.. a very good friend since middle school.

he gets with this chick from school but she has crazy baby daddy issues.. he proceeds knowing this too.

after about a month, he comes at me with his problems on some super sad tip.. obviously, girl cheats on my homie for her baby daddy. he is devastated and i tell him "dude, just let her go, no matter what, BD is always gonna be around.. dead that beezy." he comes back at me with the "its so hard bc i love her.." i hit him back with the

 but i keep hearing him out.

this dude has talked to ALL of our friends, even homegirls too and we all tell him that she aint the one, what she's doin to him is F'd up and to have more respect for himself..

fast forward to this past month.. she starts flakin out on dates w/ him, not getting back to his texts and calls. at this point, he's desperate to win her over. well, what do you know? the garden tool has been chillin with BD this whole time. after a few days of no call/no text, this herb i call my friend goes with his instincts and drives by BDs pad and guess what, her car is there!!

to make a long story short, she finally comes clean with my homie and tells him SHE GOT PREGNANT again by BD but she got an abortion and that "she's done" with baby daddy..

and to no one's surprise.. THE HOMIE GETS BACK WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man I would've had to hit my homey with one of these joints SMH

 

[da r entertainment]

Originally Posted by Dunk These

iight yall.. after reading all of this, i HAVE to post this one.

this is about my boy.. a very good friend since middle school.

he gets with this chick from school but she has crazy baby daddy issues.. he proceeds knowing this too.

after about a month, he comes at me with his problems on some super sad tip.. obviously, girl cheats on my homie for her baby daddy. he is devastated and i tell him "dude, just let her go, no matter what, BD is always gonna be around.. dead that beezy." he comes back at me with the "its so hard bc i love her.." i hit him back with the

 but i keep hearing him out.

this dude has talked to ALL of our friends, even homegirls too and we all tell him that she aint the one, what she's doin to him is F'd up and to have more respect for himself..

fast forward to this past month.. she starts flakin out on dates w/ him, not getting back to his texts and calls. at this point, he's desperate to win her over. well, what do you know? the garden tool has been chillin with BD this whole time. after a few days of no call/no text, this herb i call my friend goes with his instincts and drives by BDs pad and guess what, her car is there!!

to make a long story short, she finally comes clean with my homie and tells him SHE GOT PREGNANT again by BD but she got an abortion and that "she's done" with baby daddy..

and to no one's surprise.. THE HOMIE GETS BACK WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man I would've had to hit my homey with one of these joints SMH

 

[kstar]

lol these stories are crazy....but last week i saw a girl scream at her man for stepping back behind her for someone walking to pass by all because they were holding hands side by side which is almost impossible in times square and then tells dude to tie her sneaker......AND DUDE DID IT.....SMH....LOL

 

[kstar]

lol these stories are crazy....but last week i saw a girl scream at her man for stepping back behind her for someone walking to pass by all because they were holding hands side by side which is almost impossible in times square and then tells dude to tie her sneaker......AND DUDE DID IT.....SMH....LOL

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by TennHouse2

Originally Posted by k3stacks

Well I once intertwined fingers with a girl while she was topping me off. I think thats considered simpish no?

you held hands with a jump-off  

.....

 thats awful my son

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by TennHouse2

Originally Posted by k3stacks

Well I once intertwined fingers with a girl while she was topping me off. I think thats considered simpish no?

you held hands with a jump-off  

.....

 thats awful my son

 

[sloanboy]

Originally Posted by dipped in butter

Originally Posted by Hazeleyed Honey

I had an ex friend who would get guys to simp hard for her. They would buy her all kinds of stuff and they would not get anything in return. But, simping can also be done by women. I know some girls that would simp for the guy and he would just take advantage of it.

Damb...Male gold diggers

 

Nah those are called pimps brah......

 

[sloanboy]

Originally Posted by dipped in butter

Originally Posted by Hazeleyed Honey

I had an ex friend who would get guys to simp hard for her. They would buy her all kinds of stuff and they would not get anything in return. But, simping can also be done by women. I know some girls that would simp for the guy and he would just take advantage of it.

Damb...Male gold diggers

 

Nah those are called pimps brah......

 

[frijo sneaker]

 

[frijo sneaker]

 

[kleankicks]

Originally Posted by scshift

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

Had a @@%!* fest in a hotel one time with the homies when I was in the Navy. Every girl got ran through but the girl I brought wanted to be ran through by EVERYONE. I wudn't ee'm mad. When we're all getting ready to dip, we call out this one dude's name and he's under the covers munching box.

 

Eating normally is already questionable. But after your homeboys ran trains on them?

Your sexuality is questionable if you think eating a girl out is questionable.

 

[kleankicks]

Originally Posted by scshift

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

Had a @@%!* fest in a hotel one time with the homies when I was in the Navy. Every girl got ran through but the girl I brought wanted to be ran through by EVERYONE. I wudn't ee'm mad. When we're all getting ready to dip, we call out this one dude's name and he's under the covers munching box.

 

Eating normally is already questionable. But after your homeboys ran trains on them?

Your sexuality is questionable if you think eating a girl out is questionable.

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by ricky409

Originally Posted by zk1MPLS

Originally Posted by draydray87

what about this simp named bruno mars? singin bout he gonna catch a live grenade for you n %%$#. softest %%$# i ever heard

Yeah. Dude gasses up women way too much.

first thing that popped in my mind:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ill-c...ss-R2-and-throw-it-back-atcha/128173917244612

  

Both "Grenade" and "Just the way you are" I feel like are kind of ridiculous

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by ricky409

Originally Posted by zk1MPLS

Originally Posted by draydray87

what about this simp named bruno mars? singin bout he gonna catch a live grenade for you n %%$#. softest %%$# i ever heard

Yeah. Dude gasses up women way too much.

first thing that popped in my mind:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ill-c...ss-R2-and-throw-it-back-atcha/128173917244612

  

Both "Grenade" and "Just the way you are" I feel like are kind of ridiculous

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by KleanKicks

Originally Posted by scshift

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

Had a @@%!* fest in a hotel one time with the homies when I was in the Navy. Every girl got ran through but the girl I brought wanted to be ran through by EVERYONE. I wudn't ee'm mad. When we're all getting ready to dip, we call out this one dude's name and he's under the covers munching box.

 

Eating normally is already questionable. But after your homeboys ran trains on them?

Your sexuality is questionable if you think eating a girl out is questionable.

Not every single one is well maintained. You have masses of hair, strange spots... if you like them all then sure. But I'm sure there are some poorly maintained P out there even the thirstiest guy would run away from.

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by KleanKicks

Originally Posted by scshift

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

Had a @@%!* fest in a hotel one time with the homies when I was in the Navy. Every girl got ran through but the girl I brought wanted to be ran through by EVERYONE. I wudn't ee'm mad. When we're all getting ready to dip, we call out this one dude's name and he's under the covers munching box.

 

Eating normally is already questionable. But after your homeboys ran trains on them?

Your sexuality is questionable if you think eating a girl out is questionable.

Not every single one is well maintained. You have masses of hair, strange spots... if you like them all then sure. But I'm sure there are some poorly maintained P out there even the thirstiest guy would run away from.

 

[sweettooth 17]

Reading all of this reminds me of that Hey Arnold episode when Jamie-O simps hard for that girl Charice....

 

[ballislife32688]

Originally Posted by Dunk These

iight yall.. after reading all of this, i HAVE to post this one.

this is about my boy.. a very good friend since middle school.

he gets with this chick from school but she has crazy baby daddy issues.. he proceeds knowing this too.

after about a month, he comes at me with his problems on some super sad tip.. obviously, girl cheats on my homie for her baby daddy. he is devastated and i tell him "dude, just let her go, no matter what, BD is always gonna be around.. dead that beezy." he comes back at me with the "its so hard bc i love her.." i hit him back with the

 but i keep hearing him out.

this dude has talked to ALL of our friends, even homegirls too and we all tell him that she aint the one, what she's doin to him is F'd up and to have more respect for himself..

fast forward to this past month.. she starts flakin out on dates w/ him, not getting back to his texts and calls. at this point, he's desperate to win her over. well, what do you know? the garden tool has been chillin with BD this whole time. after a few days of no call/no text, this herb i call my friend goes with his instincts and drives by BDs pad and guess what, her car is there!!

to make a long story short, she finally comes clean with my homie and tells him SHE GOT PREGNANT again by BD but she got an abortion and that "she's done" with baby daddy..

and to no one's surprise.. THE HOMIE GETS BACK WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

as a real friend you need to slap ya boy or dead him, trust me dudes like that will turn on you for the cat