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When you first get a girl's number, what kind of stuff do you text her?
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You're going overboard with it
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Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin
Originally Posted by MALCALA622
...tu si eres cabron
I asked this Dominican girl who speaks Spanish what this mean and she replied, "I don't know because that !%#! is Mexican". Someone please explain
Mexican?! That girl is mad stupid. Does she even speak spanish?
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I openly admit it's a mass text...that's the joke. Funny, right?
"I hung out with this blonde last night, trying to switch it up tonight. You want to come over and watch Step Brothers on Blu-Ray?*
*note: mass test, first brunette to respond wins."
What girl wouldn't laugh at that?
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"ma, let me holla at dem buttcheeks"
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You are sooooooooooooo false. Welcome to 2010.
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Originally Posted by usherplaylist
I openly admit it's a mass text...that's the joke. Funny, right?Like literally I will send something like this:
"I hung out with this blonde last night, trying to switch it up tonight. You want to come over and watch Step Brothers on Blu-Ray?*
*note: mass test, first brunette to respond wins."
What girl wouldn't laugh at that?..............
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Darko?
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man to man i thought your texts were legit and something i would do but slightly different. you win some you lose some. be yourself, if they don't like it w/e
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You see desperation in that, really? It's just me being playful and sarcastic, but I guess I struggle with how things are perceived. I'm obviously not desperate, and I assume girls know that. *kanye shrug*Originally Posted by Beast4ya
Originally Posted by usherplaylist
I openly admit it's a mass text...that's the joke. Funny, right?Like literally I will send something like this:
"I hung out with this blonde last night, trying to switch it up tonight. You want to come over and watch Step Brothers on Blu-Ray?*
*note: mass test, first brunette to respond wins."
What girl wouldn't laugh at that?..............
sounds kind of desperate bro
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first thing i thought. not as funny as darko though.
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I was in kindergarten lol
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i would def send similar texts i dont think your games bad you're just starting it off too strong tho.
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"I just made a Justin Bieber iTunes playlist...you want to breeze by later?"
i used this one lmao...it worked lol
...well it started a convo and set up for this weekend
i used this one lmao...it worked lol
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You are a creep, no wonder the 8/10 or the 9/10 wanted to not get at you
i bet you get 3/10 and 4/10 but then hype em up to 8s and 9s since its the internet
F out here
i bet you get 3/10 and 4/10 but then hype em up to 8s and 9s since its the internet
F out here
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convo 1:Can you make sandwiches?
or
convo 2: GIMME THAT FILET O'FISHh!!11! GIMME DAT FISHHHh !!1!
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convo 2: GIMME THAT FILET O'FISHh!!11! GIMME DAT FISHHHh !!1!
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depends what type of chick she is...
if she a jo i'll just be rude and say whatever ...trust me they dig that,they dont like nice catz.
if she a girl you really like and know she aint a jo , ask her bout school, when you wann go for lunch, how was her day..etc
if she a jo i'll just be rude and say whatever ...trust me they dig that,they dont like nice catz.
if she a girl you really like and know she aint a jo , ask her bout school, when you wann go for lunch, how was her day..etc
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You're a creeper.
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this
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Then why are you asking for help???Originally Posted by usherplaylist
Yeah, that would be great if I actually cared how their day was going.
I swear I've been complimented on my texting abilities, like to the point where I know a girl is jocking just off the strength of my text humor.I suppose a softer transition into funny guy could be effective? I don't know.
and btw ""I hung out with this blonde last night, trying to switch it uptonight. You want to come over and watch Step Brothers on Blu-Ray?"" is the weakest line i've heard in a while... try not to big yourself up so much, talking about all your "women" and your fancy "Blu-ray"
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Gimme dat Becky?
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nah i see what classy freshman means. i mean you text to like set up a chance to hang out or whatever, but if you're actually trying to have a conversation over text, it's better to call. texting back and forth a bit to like just kid around or set up a time to chill is fine imo...but like dude said, getting to know someone happens better over the phone or in person.
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OmgOriginally Posted by AddictedToFreshKicks
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either your G is on point or its not...
how you asking for help TEXTING then gonna tell us you get compliments on texting???
"you lookin kinda unfamiliar"
how you asking for help TEXTING then gonna tell us you get compliments on texting???
"you lookin kinda unfamiliar"