Why Did the Flinstones...

[johnnyredstorm]

Originally Posted by Je Ne Sais Quoi

Originally Posted by LDJ

what bout 1,000 smurf dudes n 1 chic, houston gangbang aint got nuttin on smurfette. shawty was goin in.

Smurfs reproduce asexually. They had no need for the broad, she was made by Gargamel.

Speaking of Smurfs.

Enamored Smurf

Dude was enamored by Smurfette, but who was he enamored with before Smurfette came to the village?

My guess, Gay Smurf...I mean...Vanity Smurf

Remember the time Purple Face posted smurf porn?

 

[Jordan8]

Do Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse have vitiligo?

 

[gmsboy1]

How come Shaggy was so skinny despite eating so much? (He did alot of running though)
How come Fred got to choose the groups they would split up in and always got Daphne; and in most cases Daphne and Velma?

 

[durden7]

Originally Posted by young dr0

Originally Posted by Durden7

Originally Posted by Je Ne Sais Quoi

Captain Planet could fly, shapeshift, change his molecular structure, display mind powers, possessed incredible strength, ultimately invulnerable to modern weapons. Yet, this dude could be taken down by pollution. You mean to say that I can throw some garbage from the floor at him and have him wither like Superman to Kryptonite? Nothing bad*** about that.

Ive got a similar beef with the game Rock, Paper, Scissors.

you mean how paper "covers" rock ? should a rock be able to just rip through paper.

EXACTLY!

 

[black leg]

Originally Posted by Elpablo21

Originally Posted by seventh letter

Why the hell is spongebob underwater, but takes baths?

How old is that bastard? He's got a job at a fast food spot but his $*! playing hall monitor in school

What I wanna know is how he can afford a house on a fry cooks salary? Especially on what Mr. Krabs is payin him

 

[je ne sais quoi]

Originally Posted by ThaT Dude173

Where do the pokemons go once inside the pokeball? I know I can't be the only one that wondered that lol.

I vaguely remember a short that was made by someone that showed what Pikachu does in the pokeball. Something like he had a playa's pad with 2female pikachus, and he had a robe on, and was going to get some action until Ash called hum out

.

 

[strongmind3]

Originally Posted by shaqtus92

Originally Posted by Elpablo21

Originally Posted by seventh letter

Why the hell is spongebob underwater, but takes baths?

How old is that bastard? He's got a job at a fast food spot but his $*! playing hall monitor in school

What I wanna know is how he can afford a house on a fry cooks salary? Especially on what Mr. Krabs is payin him

wasn't he workin for free at one point???

 

[cuppiecakie]

My friend asked me the other day during a drunken tryst why on Earth would Jessica Rabbit give Roger the time of day.

These are the questions that may not be answered. What the hell is Goofy? Why did certain superheroes wear their underwear on the outside? What the heckhappened at the end of ReBoot?!

Plus, they are cartoons anyway.

 

[bigty23]

If Superman and Wonderman can fly in space, why do they ride around in jets?!?

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by cuppiecakie

My friend asked me the other day during a drunken tryst why on Earth would Jessica Rabbit give Roger the time of day.

She must have been wasted.

 

[cuppiecakie]

Originally Posted by pip777

Originally Posted by cuppiecakie

My friend asked me the other day during a drunken tryst why on Earth would Jessica Rabbit give Roger the time of day.

She must have been wasted.

Yeah he was pretty smashed. What's even worse is that he makes more sense the drunker he is.

 

[dwyanewadeog]

what would you call the flinstones if they were black?

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by cuppiecakie

Originally Posted by pip777

Originally Posted by cuppiecakie

My friend asked me the other day during a drunken tryst why on Earth would Jessica Rabbit give Roger the time of day.

She must have been wasted.

Yeah he was pretty smashed. What's even worse is that he makes more sense the drunker he is.

Who was he?

Edit: NVM...............It was probably scooter.

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by GMSboy1


How come Shaggy was so skinny despite eating so much? (He did alot of running though)
How come Fred got to choose the groups they would split up in and always got Daphne; and in most cases Daphne and Velma?

When's the last time you saw a fat pothead

 

[dvdjamm5150]

If this plane breaks down,where does she go to fix it? And how does she know where to get in it?

 

[fl0eticnostalgia]

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

Originally Posted by GMSboy1


How come Shaggy was so skinny despite eating so much? (He did alot of running though)
How come Fred got to choose the groups they would split up in and always got Daphne; and in most cases Daphne and Velma?

When's the last time you saw a fat pothead

yesss. i always said Shaggy had crazy munchies.

 

[antonlavey]

Pluto is a "dumb" cartoon dog (barks, slobbers, walks on all fours) while Goofy is an anthropomorphic, sentient cartoon dog. The GOOFY V. PLUTOargument states that if they are both of the same basic species, yet one is "dumb" and the other is fully sentient, that their relationship must besimilar to that of humans and their lesser primate cousins, monkeys. In short, Goofy is an "evolved" form of dog (or MAN), and Pluto is the unevolvedform (or MONKEY).

 

[ryda421]

halloween on christmas

 

[oh you mad]

Why do Mickey, Minnie, and Goofy wear those white gloves?

 

[illmatic34]

Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?

 

[air bonilla 23]

^ About time

 

[kseansohyphy]

They didnt celebrate christmas, they celebrated x-mas.... its a known fact.

 

[jawnyquest]

@ the thought of a cartoon that makes perfect sense

 

[marlsj]

Originally Posted by kseansohyphy

They didnt celebrate christmas, they celebrated x-mas.... its a known fact.

Yeah they did.

 

[jordman23]

Why do the Simpsons only have 4 fingers?