Why do women...??? Vol. 1

Originally Posted by MrBluPrint

Because women LOVE to COMPLAIN...
mad.gif

QFT
 
Originally Posted by Dirtylicious

..you need to find a better class of women Pana
In what perfect world do you live in, where some woman you know doesn't do things that make you go wth?
 
Originally Posted by flight23air

laugh.gif
I stopped asking myself why women do what they do a long time ago. because you will go crazy.

just nod your head, add a couple "oh i see", "yup i agree", " i see what your talking about" and try to keep it moving. sometimes i just look at their forehead and think about something else. god im horrible but thats how you survive.

sometimes women will have a conversation with you even when you don't say anything.


That's pretty much it right there. Women just want someone to LISTEN to them.
 
I was going to leave my reply at my previous response of "you will never fully understand women", but something on TV just made me go crazy. I amflipping through the channels since I have been up since 6:30 [email protected] this chick is on TV and she wrote a book called "how to get yourman to marry you"...the whole thing about how Women "NEED" to get married shocks me.... This other chick is on TV saying how she moved in withher man, and its been 2 years and she is worried about him not wanting to marry her....

The author is giving tips like, let him know how he needs you...not in a personal way, she used the example of "he will know he needs you when he realizesthere is no more toilet paper in the house or when there is no food in the fridge"...... another was impose big changes on him to shock his dailygrind.....

I dont know why this made me so mad, but it shocks me that people actually think like this...
 
Originally Posted by PanaRicanRetro


* Say stuff like "Do you think she's hot?" when she already knows the answer and she just wants to see what you'll say.

* Get mad at hypothetical situations. Like, you're meeting at the movies. She shows up 10 minutes late and apologizes. You say "It's OK, I was running late too, I just got here a minute before you" and she goes "What? What if I got here on time?! You would have had me waiting out here like an idiot!"
laugh.gif
laugh.gif
laugh.gif
Those are the best, they never fail !!! I don't know what it is but we can't live without them and they damn sure can't live without us !
 
Originally Posted by blackmagnus514

I HATE the hypothetical situations

"So what if you were dating a girl and you liked her and she liked you but....................."

I just say "I take it how it comes". They get mad...

whenever a girl asks me something like that, i assume she has nothing better to do or her friend told her to ask me that dumb *!@.


Exactly, It's a trap I intentionally fall into, you know the answer they are looking for, yet I give them the exact opposite
pimp.gif
#+$!@%% aint changing me.
 
Her: im going out with my friends tonight
Me: ok have fun
Her: your not gonna ask me where im going?
Me: where are you going?
Her: you dont care about me
Me: yes i do. I just said have fun and enjoy urself
Her: you dont care about anything i do. You dont love me. SMH

In reverse

Me: im going out tonight
Her: where, with who?
Me: with the boys
Her: where?
Me: a club
Her: what club?
Me: (insert club)
Her: what time u Coming back. U gonna dance with anyone?
Me: im just going out to have fun. (proceeds to walk out).
In the car phone rings
Her: you dont love me. You only care about urself and ur friends

I really dont get it.
 
Originally Posted by IICEMAN83

Her: im going out with my friends tonight
Me: ok have fun
Her: your not gonna ask me where im going?
Me: where are you going?
Her: you dont care about me
Me: yes i do. I just said have fun and enjoy urself
Her: you dont care about anything i do. You dont love me. SMH

In reverse

Me: im going out tonight
Her: where, with who?
Me: with the boys
Her: where?
Me: a club
Her: what club?
Me: (insert club)
Her: what time u Coming back. U gonna dance with anyone?
Me: im just going out to have fun. (proceeds to walk out).
In the car phone rings
Her: you dont love me. You only care about urself and ur friends

I really dont get it.


The chick acts like a white girl calling you when shes only a few feet away from you and tell you, you dont love her? You gotta be kidding me.
 
why do women always want to kiss you right after they go down on you?

i mean, damn... what makes you think i wanna do that?
 
Originally Posted by solematic j21

Originally Posted by IICEMAN83

Her: im going out with my friends tonight
Me: ok have fun
Her: your not gonna ask me where im going?
Me: where are you going?
Her: you dont care about me
Me: yes i do. I just said have fun and enjoy urself
Her: you dont care about anything i do. You dont love me. SMH

In reverse

Me: im going out tonight
Her: where, with who?
Me: with the boys
Her: where?
Me: a club
Her: what club?
Me: (insert club)
Her: what time u Coming back. U gonna dance with anyone?
Me: im just going out to have fun. (proceeds to walk out).
In the car phone rings
Her: you dont love me. You only care about urself and ur friends

I really dont get it.


The chick acts like a white girl calling you when shes only a few feet away from you and tell you, you dont love her? You gotta be kidding me.
indifferent.gif
at your stereotype
 
Originally Posted by IICEMAN83

Her: im going out with my friends tonight
Me: ok have fun
Her: your not gonna ask me where im going?
Me: where are you going?
Her: you dont care about me
Me: yes i do. I just said have fun and enjoy urself
Her: you dont care about anything i do. You dont love me. SMH

In reverse

Me: im going out tonight
Her: where, with who?
Me: with the boys
Her: where?
Me: a club
Her: what club?
Me: (insert club)
Her: what time u Coming back. U gonna dance with anyone?
Me: im just going out to have fun. (proceeds to walk out).
In the car phone rings
Her: you dont love me. You only care about urself and ur friends

I really dont get it.
eek.gif
eek.gif



i swear to god i go through the same thing man.
 
Originally Posted by nick0lis

Originally Posted by solematic j21

Originally Posted by IICEMAN83

Her: im going out with my friends tonight
Me: ok have fun
Her: your not gonna ask me where im going?
Me: where are you going?
Her: you dont care about me
Me: yes i do. I just said have fun and enjoy urself
Her: you dont care about anything i do. You dont love me. SMH

In reverse

Me: im going out tonight
Her: where, with who?
Me: with the boys
Her: where?
Me: a club
Her: what club?
Me: (insert club)
Her: what time u Coming back. U gonna dance with anyone?
Me: im just going out to have fun. (proceeds to walk out).
In the car phone rings
Her: you dont love me. You only care about urself and ur friends

I really dont get it.


The chick acts like a white girl calling you when shes only a few feet away from you and tell you, you dont love her? You gotta be kidding me.
indifferent.gif
at your stereotype

Just a joke. Everyone has their things.
 
Originally Posted by Put em up

Originally Posted by IICEMAN83

Her: im going out with my friends tonight
Me: ok have fun
Her: your not gonna ask me where im going?
Me: where are you going?
Her: you dont care about me
Me: yes i do. I just said have fun and enjoy urself
Her: you dont care about anything i do. You dont love me. SMH

In reverse

Me: im going out tonight
Her: where, with who?
Me: with the boys
Her: where?
Me: a club
Her: what club?
Me: (insert club)
Her: what time u Coming back. U gonna dance with anyone?
Me: im just going out to have fun. (proceeds to walk out).
In the car phone rings
Her: you dont love me. You only care about urself and ur friends

I really dont get it.
eek.gif
eek.gif



i swear to god i go through the same thing man.

me too fam
eek.gif
 
Originally Posted by IICEMAN83

Her: im going out with my friends tonight
Me: ok have fun
Her: your not gonna ask me where im going?
Me: where are you going?
Her: you dont care about me
Me: yes i do. I just said have fun and enjoy urself
Her: you dont care about anything i do. You dont love me. SMH

In reverse

Me: im going out tonight
Her: where, with who?
Me: with the boys
Her: where?
Me: a club
Her: what club?
Me: (insert club)
Her: what time u Coming back. U gonna dance with anyone?
Me: im just going out to have fun. (proceeds to walk out).
In the car phone rings
Her: you dont love me. You only care about urself and ur friends

I really dont get it.
embarassed.gif
i am guilty of this
 
Why do women......

1) Secretly hate each other? I'll be talking to a girl, then her quote "friend" comes along and they hug and kiss each other on the cheek...onlyto hear five seconds late "I can't stand that broad" after she leaves....WTH??

2) Think they're the most mature beings on the face of the universe?
 
Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Peep this... happened to me this morning...

My girls calls me while I'm sleep & i wake up & get the phone...

Me: can you please lower your voice.
Her: fine i just won't talk to you at all then

Mind bottling
boggling
 
Back
Top Bottom