Worst Job at Google... Would you do it?

[sonunox34]

just cuz its google means i gotta take a crappy job?

i have a feeling that working low level spots at highly admired companies arent really that glamorous as people think.

Very true.

I work at an NBA team with a cool job but terrible pay. I have to work a side job just to live. Lots of people leave here disgruntled or with bad feelings towards the team... mostly due to being underpaid.

Learn something new everyday

Man everyone seems surprised when I tell them we are all underpaid. Only the players get millions... the rest of us work for a fraction of what we should get because 100 people would take our place in a second.

 

[mitchellicious]

Can I work from home?

 

[Master Zik]

Yo I was dead serious about applying though. Has anyone found a link to this specific job? What's the position called? I've been searching but have been coming up dry.

After reading posts in this thread some of yall have it slightly twisted. Who says you have to watch an entire vid of child porn? That's just unnecessary. The whole point is to flag/block these images and vids for google so it doesn't show up on their site. So you just block the images and watch the vids up to the point of penetration or abuse on inappropriate sexual conduct.

I don't believe this guy is being forced to watch a 20 min vid of bestiality for this job. That's not even effectively doing the job then.

That doesn't matter. The point is you have to look at that stuff all day everyday.

That doesn't matter to me.

I was just stressing the difference since many of you seem to have it confused.

After reading posts in this thread some of yall have it slightly twisted. Who says you have to watch an entire vid of child porn? That's just unnecessary. The whole point is to flag/block these images and vids for google so it doesn't show up on their site. So you just block the images and watch the vids up to the point of penetration or abuse on inappropriate sexual conduct.
I don't believe this guy is being forced to watch a 20 min vid of bestiality for this job. That's not even effectively doing the job then.

I think we all kind of figured you dont have to watch a whole video of child porn. Also, child porn isnt limited to just video either. I would imagine you would have to look at pics.

All that other **** doesnt bother me. As a parent, I dont wanna see children in that predicament. Aint enough money in the world

I figured in the pics and that's something I can get past. A vid of the act going down and being subject to the whole thing would be more jarring to me.

 

[truthgetsbusy]

I think this is what Tommy did on Martin.

 

[itzjono]

Probably not, actually definitely not, i feel bad for whoever works that job

 

[mplsdunk]

nah, i got a daughter. i'd probably mess around and slit a child molesters throat if i ever ran into him after i saw a foul pic.

 

[atlien seeko]

too much real life right here gore vids are Spongebob at this point.
google Op Darknet. I was and still am helping knock down pedophiles as a service to victims and possible future victims. my brain has already been warped, thats why I feel like I'd be great for this. I've seen it all fam
@ServeChilled81 I wouldn't say ignorance or acceptance. its more a major urge to bring anyone who would do this stuff to kids to justice. for me at least.

Then there are the people like you, who I find hard to read... I can't tell really what your real motives are. It's weird...

 

[mplsdunk]

i think i get what you are saying.

question to my nt brahs. if you could make 500k a year to be a proven child molester killer would you? you're backed by the gov't so you won't get in trouble, they just tell you go kill this dude.

i would, i think... you can't cure them. might as well eliminate them.

 

[アミーゴ]

Yes, I would.

 

[RIP sleazyy]

too much real life right here gore vids are Spongebob at this point.
google Op Darknet. I was and still am helping knock down pedophiles as a service to victims and possible future victims. my brain has already been warped, thats why I feel like I'd be great for this. I've seen it all fam
@ServeChilled81 I wouldn't say ignorance or acceptance. its more a major urge to bring anyone who would do this stuff to kids to justice. for me at least.

Then there are the people like you, who I find hard to read... I can't tell really what your real motives are. It's weird...

from this I gather you either think I like gore or I enjoy that porn genre. can't say I see why you think this, but neither is true. I'm indifferent to gore/shock sites and I lack empathy and sympathy for generally all but the defenseless, namely children.

I also have a daughter and am close to a person who was taken advantage of as a child. physical and mental damage of adolescents is something I take very seriously.

but if I can get paid just to filter stuff the internet exposed me to already anyway.. Why not?

And I would definitely be a government appointed pedo assassin. I'm gunning for pedos in positions of power first. I've heard they can be rehabilitated but I don't trust that ****.

 

[baltimoregutta]

i think i get what you are saying.

question to my nt brahs. if you could make 500k a year to be a proven child molester killer would you? you're backed by the gov't so you won't get in trouble, they just tell you go kill this dude.

i would, i think... you can't cure them. might as well eliminate them.

If it was possible...most definitely.

 

[steinbeckballa]

Would have to pay me 6 figures. Picture the images stuck in your head and the dreams/nightmares you'll have throughout that year 

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[mplsdunk]

sleazy, let's form a fathers anti pedo militia.

 

[atlien seeko]

Weird man..

 

[jd214]

Would have to pay me 6 figures. Picture the images stuck in your head and the dreams/nightmares you'll have throughout that year :x  .  

You'll get use to it, You'll stop having nightmares after a while and start treating it like an everyday thing. It won't be that serious.

I've looked at so much gore stuff, It just doesn't bother me anymore. The only thing that will, Is child pornography, It's something I've never looked at and don't have any interest in whatsoever. I can't even imagine...:x :x |I |I

Just about two days ago, I went to reddit, It was a subreddit where dudes upload pics of everyday girls (no stars), Some clown uploaded pics of a little girl. I couldn't even look at the pic, Exited page with a quickness, Cleared my history. Shut down the computer and went to the living room and just sat there, I was completely lost. |I

I was interested in this, But you have to be there all day looking at pics, I'm about to start school so I can't do it. Maybe if I can get a part-time job I'll do it. Any info?

 

[yeold360s]

1) I would take the job on the condition that I could work from home.

2) Subsequently, I'd subcontract the work to a neighborhood homeless man.

3)????

4) Profit

 

[ilovedher]

Weird man..

Project Jigsaw in full affect, i wonder how many employees they plan to hire to do this, this isn't something to be proud of doing,

 

[nocomment6]

I don't think I could handle it.

 

[tlrdx91]

100,000k or more + you don't have to watch the entire video or stare at an image for longer than a few seconds then I would do it.

 

[trill clinton]

Some of ya'll acting like this is your dream job.

There are other jobs that exist that will pay the same and don't require f$cking up your head for the rest of your life 

Sounding like some prostitute on her first day of the job, "all I gotta do is suck what?! and you'll pay me $20!! Sign me up!!"

 

[maddog345]

If it was a 6 figure job, I'd do it.

 

[41239]

i would do it but doesnt mean i would be the best at my job. i would stay there till they fired me for not doing ****

This guy is a genius, I was thinking the same thing, I already bull at my current desk job, I would definitely bull there, hour long bathroom breaks, random lunches, walking around the spot a couple laps, convos with other people who don't work in the same dept, no work would even be attempted

 

[41239]

Some things to consider:

1) Will this job advance your career?

2) Will this job get you a foot in the door to potentially better positions at google?

3) Will this job enahnce your resume?

Having google on your resume can have many benefits, as you learn the culture and work ethic of a successful company. However, if you are only doing it for the money and/or prestige of saying you've worked at google, then it's probably not worth it.

Does working for Google really help your resume like that? It's not like when you turn in your resume companies look at it like "oh he/she worked for Google! They must have had a hand in the development of google maps or - insert new tech-"

 

[nothingbefore]

Some of you are seriously underestimating how sick some people are and what they upload to the internet.

i remember when
"kazza" was up

the stuff that use come across in my downloads when they mislabel was beyond sick :x

and i aint talking bout "Gore"

 

[sonunox34]

Five pages and no "D-Ray would have been perfect for this job" joke?

Come on, NT.