I visited a friend in Westchester County, N.Y., when the first Lord of the Rings came out. Bill and Hillary Clinton were in the theater. When Gandalf and Bilbo are smoking and Bilbo says, "Ah, the finest weed in the shire!" Bill let out a huge laugh.
How are you sober if you had a blunt and two drinks? Nah, I know what you mean. My G between 2-7 beers is mean. Getting at chicks when you're sloppyis not a good look.
I got a nosebleed in Sociology class freshman year of college. I was sitting all the way in the back and had to run to the bathroom so I didn't dripanywhere. When I got back, the whole class (and the teacher) gave me this blank stare as I went back to my seat.
Irecommended this in another thread. It's about a family from Harlem that summers in Long Island during the 1980s. The narrator is a total nerd andbasically makes fun of himself the whole book.