2020 Confessions: Brutal honesty Let’s hear it

[tireless drive]

I choked the chicken in the office becuz this one sexy milf would bend down next to me and act like she wanted it. She was mad skinny but fine af. Problem is home girl is married to special ops American sniper headass dude. I ain’t dying over no yambs. So I proceeded to fap in da office w the door open hoping she would catch me in some sick twisted fantasy of mine smh
I’m sick AF

 

[marikomorose]

they shower with you and clean you. It’s free. After that you pay for the massage and whatever service you want her to do on you.

What were the additional services?

 

[QU!K]

Don’t we all?

Never tossed salad and never plan to.

i don’t go backdoor either

sounds un appealing

 

[lil black jean jacket]

Jacked commercial gallon size dish & laundry soap from old job. Grabbed hella q-tips packs too

why do i feel like I've read this before in an old thread

 

[marikomorose]

Never tossed salad and never plan to.

i don’t go backdoor either

sounds un appealing

Idk man, for me there’s been a couple woman that caused the thought to pop up. One was literally doing nothing, but sitting in the passenger. Didn’t act on it though.

 

[stay lurkin]

I choked the chicken in the office becuz this one sexy milf would bend down next to me and act like she wanted it. She was mad skinny but fine af. Problem is home girl is married to special ops American sniper headass dude. I ain’t dying over no yambs. So I proceeded to fap in da office w the door open hoping she would catch me in some sick twisted fantasy of mine smh
I’m sick AF

can you explain some more. So you have one of those side offices I am guessing? Like - was it normal business hours? Were youafraid of someone else seeing you? Was she the only one there?

we need answers because logistically this is a mess

 

[tireless drive]

It was normal bizness hours
everyone was in da office
The adrenaline of getting caught
Had me busting baby batter quicker
than a rabbit gets ******

 

[getback]

The worst thing I did all year was switch tags a few times at a GoodWill I frequent. I pay full price 95 percent of the time so no...I don’t feel bad.

At good will

What were the items?

 

[Joejordan2332]

Idk man, for me there’s been a couple woman that caused the thought to pop up. One was literally doing nothing, but sitting in the passenger. Didn’t act on it though.

Sitting in the passenger?

 

[Joejordan2332]

Never tossed salad and never plan to.

i don’t go backdoor either

sounds un appealing

Backdoor is tight af. Never try, never know what your missing out on

 

[TURBO UNO]

At good will

What were the items?

Not one of my proudest moments but I remember doing it to a mirror my sister wanted. It was $10.99 but I put a sticker on it for $1.99. Dude at the register looked at me funny and seemed like he was about to tell me something. I found out why though, the mirror had a sticker with the date showing they put it out the same day I bought it....but I put on a month old sticker. Still can’t bring myself to pay when he’s at the register

The rest have been on video games, DVD’s and cd’s. Again, not all as I usually pay full price.

 

[stay lurkin]

Back door is just so unnecessary and pretty painful for women especially when your pipe game is right.

 

[marikomorose]

Sitting in the passenger?

Oh not anal, that’s gross. But I looked over to the right and shorty was looking right.

 

[getback]

Back door is just so unnecessary and pretty painful for women especially when your pipe game is right.

This. I once tried to just slide my head in and laughed at how tight it was. Any more and I would have had a double circumcision.

P is fine with me, unless the chick is feeling adventurous and has some patience for preparatory lubing and stretching.

Not trying to squeeze the oscar meyer through a pin hole.

 

[aepps20]

As many of you know I am a die hard supporter of President Trump and his administration. A couple of months ago I stumbled onto a website called Huffington Post. Normally I would chalk that website up as partisan trash but I visit that website every day. I'm not proud of it.

 

[QU!K]

Backdoor is tight af. Never try, never know what your missing out on

That **** requires planning

i ain’t trying to get chocolate and cranberry sauce on my meat ya dig?

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

As many of you know I am a die hard supporter of President Trump and his administration. A couple of months ago I stumbled onto a website called Huffington Post. Normally I would chalk that website up as partisan trash but I visit that website every day. I'm not proud of it.

Lmao

 

[Spectacular23]

What were the additional services?

They pretty much know what you want depending how much money you give them, if you give them $140+ they know you want to do it all, anything lower, probably just oral or them fapping you.

No matter what you get a massage and shower and thats $40 flat.

google Cityxguide

youre welcome.

 

[GTA 809]

They pretty much know what you want depending how much money you give them, if you give them $140+ they know you want to do it all, anything lower, probably just oral or them fapping you.

No matter what you get a massage and shower and thats $40 flat.

google Cityxguide

youre welcome.

How do you know they're not cops?

 

[Spectacular23]

How do you know they're not cops?

They all asians with terrible english accent. They look at you up and down like if youre the cop.

 

[tay1]

As many of you know I am a die hard supporter of President Trump and his administration. A couple of months ago I stumbled onto a website called Huffington Post. Normally I would chalk that website up as partisan trash but I visit that website every day. I'm not proud of it.

You thought this was a safe space huh? You betray your base and Trump himself with this confession. Are you an undercover Lib?

 

[aepps20]

You thought this was a safe space huh? You betray your base and Trump himself with this confession. Are you an undercover Lib?

Never sharing again.

 

[stay lurkin]

I don’t think I understand what a die hard trump fan is. Like - die hard everything Trump or?

 

[marikomorose]

As many of you know I am a die hard supporter of President Trump and his administration. A couple of months ago I stumbled onto a website called Huffington Post. Normally I would chalk that website up as partisan trash but I visit that website every day. I'm not proud of it.

 

[ahat]

Buncha sodomites up in this thread