2021 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: Media Day...SHENANIGANS

[lynchpin33]

How I looked in the house when I grew my hair out during Covid...

But Father time jacked up my hairline and took my corners, so it was more like...

LeBatard, the day after Solomon Hill was seen on TV like this was saying he was giving his best Frederick Douglass imitation.

 

[los2187]

Neither has Jokic and yet... Results

Dame Lillard is my main man too, but this narrative spin is getting nasty,

neither has jokic……and the furthest both teams have been is conference finals.

i don’t need to see anymore dame memes but let’s not forget the blazers 8 man playoff rotation included kanter, melo, ands simons.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Thats a bold move sir.

I'm thinking of doing reverse braids at this point.

Start at my neck and pull my **** down towards my eyebrows.

Yeah, some people have said the same,--"You're playing with fire", but I don't think it's that big of a deal. Not like I'm braiding my hair every week. I mainly do it whenever I'm on vacation 2x/year. Or maybe for a couple of long weekends throughout the year.

How bad can it really get?

 

[206to813]

Road to 20,000 points …. I’m sure he has doctors and everything advising him and making sure he’s ok …

Doctors make mistakes all the time… it’s way too common they aren’t up on the latest evidence and tech. I’m sure LMA got many, many professional opinions. Once he got clearance it’s a personal decision at that point. Who knows, maybe he stepped away initially out of an abundance of caution but some docs would’ve cleared him back then. Medical field is so ******. You never know when the doc is more focused on money versus outcomes, especially can’t trust pharmaceutical companies and government agencies. Luckily for LMA he has access to the best of the best. We don’t

 

[MVP]

 

[king j]

Philly gonna end having to take scraps for Ben

 

[addict4sneakers]

amitt5504

 

[iheartboost]

One of the hardest things I've had to come to terms with. I got lucky, it's not that bad for me, considering the men in my mothers side of the family have lost most of their hair when they hit 30.

I'm not even 33 yet, and I have a full head of hair. Def. grateful.

I'd pay good money to get my corners back though.

For the longest I felt dudes with the facial hair had no hair up top, and dudes who cant grow facial hair got all the hair up top. Must be why my hair grows back dumb fast, I gotta get it cut every 2 weeks, but my facial hair game is weak as ****.

 

[finessence]

Philly gonna end having to take scraps for Ben

That’s what he worth

 

[king j]

amitt5504

Wall should be ashamed of himself

 

[CP1708]

Anyone discuss a Kyrie for Ben swap in here?

 

[xxpizzo]

I think so and im good on kyrie and his antics

keep him away

 

[NickFolarin]

amitt5504

Ben Simmons point forward replacement

 

[addict4sneakers]

KD runs that franchise, can’t see him dealing his boy for Simmons.

simmons on the nets would be cool though. Light skin Draymond for real

 

[MajinZuub]

For the longest I felt dudes with the facial hair had no hair up top, and dudes who cant grow facial hair got all the hair up top. Must be why my hair grows back dumb fast, I gotta get it cut every 2 weeks, but my facial hair game is weak as ****.

My hair goes down to my shoulders and I rock a beard
*shrugs*

 

[MVP]

Who was it that was insisting that we were downplaying Boomerang MCW's value and that the league viewed him as a great asset? The damn Kangs will only give up Buddy Heild for him, if that doesn't tell you how low it is then I don't know what does.

 

[storm2006]

amitt5504

Propaganda. I know Ball is Life has a “Drummond Handles Highlight” package from a few months back but lettuce be cereal. We are not going to see any of that in-game, in Philly.

 

[storm2006]

I never understood the Ben to GSW unless a third team got involved and they were no compelling third team options. Philly doesn’t need Wiseman, Wiggins doesn’t help them and while their young talent has potential, they need immediate help. Ben + Dray = Yikes and on top of that, Dray doesn’t help Philly and I don’t see the third team in this deal wanting Dray either.

Anyone discuss a Kyrie for Ben swap in here?

That would be beneficial for Philly but does that help Brooklyn? Ben insists on being a PG which means that he would take the ball out of Officer Jim’s hands which isn’t happening. I think he would severely hamper their offense no matter where you put him.

 

[Based Jesus]

My hairline crisper than fresh hundos from the bank
And looking at my pops that's how it's gonna stay

 

[elpablo21]

Morey is about to win his stupid prize he's been begging for at this point

 

[addict4sneakers]

That would be beneficial for Philly but does that help Brooklyn? Ben insists on being a PG which means that he would take the ball out of Officer Jim’s hands which isn’t happening. I think he would severely hamper their offense no matter where you put him.

He’s not sniffing half court playmaking duties on that team. At least not with harden and KD on the floor. He’d eat in that Draymond role, that’s for sure.

 

[art vandelay]

KD runs that franchise, can’t see him dealing his boy for Simmons.

simmons on the nets would be cool though. Light skin Draymond for real

I mean they’d have a defender….

 

[addict4sneakers]

I mean they’d have a defender….

they don’t need his defense to win the East. He can’t guard Giannis or Embiid. He’d be useful guarding Bron though if they met up.

don’t care about his defense if he’s going to be worthless on the offensive end in the playoffs too

 

[Hank Scorpio]

For the longest I felt dudes with the facial hair had no hair up top, and dudes who cant grow facial hair got all the hair up top. Must be why my hair grows back dumb fast, I gotta get it cut every 2 weeks, but my facial hair game is weak as ****.

A lot of it is supposedly contingent on your genes, hormone levels etc.

Try castor oil

 

[Hank Scorpio]

My hairline crisper than fresh hundos from the bank
And looking at my pops that's how it's gonna stay

You have to look at the men on your mothers side of the family. My dad is 66yrs old and has a full head of hair. Doesn't mean a damn thing for me.