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Him: Can I have your name?
Her: Why, don’t you have one already?
Him: So, what do you do for a living?
Her: I’m a female impersonator.
Him: What’s your sign?
Her: Do not enter.
Him: Will you go out with me on Saturday?
Her: Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.
Him: I think I could make you very happy.
Her: Are you leaving?
Him: Can I buy you a drink?
Her: I’d rather have the money.
Him: Didn’t we go on a date once? Or twice, maybe?
Her: Must’ve been once, ’cause I never make the same mistake twice.
Him: I’m a photographer, and I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
Her: I’m a plastic surgeon, and I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
Him: Where have you been all my life?
Her: Hiding from you.
Him: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Her: If I could see you naked, I’d die laughing.