Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[kingjaffejo]

Because I care very deeply about things im interested in and im very interested in you.....
So ur name?
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From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 4:06 PM


why do you care

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From: me
Date: Jan 2, 2009 12:47 PM


Excuse me miss I didnt mean to upset you with my comment
I was just coming across your page and I had to get your attention somehow
My name is _
and urs?

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From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 10:27 AM


what the f*** do you want and no you cant borrow me

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From: me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 11:53 PM


Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.
=)

I GOT SACKED IN THE BEGINNING BUT I THINK I SEE SOME HOLES IN HER DEFENSE(SHES THE 1 ON THE RIGHT BY THE WAY LOL)

 

[crossisom]

KingJaffeJo

You gotta wait for their defense to set up prperly, so we can analyze the situation.

 

[tmukg21]

keep us updated JaffeJo, Nt may have a few plays for you against this 3-4 defense your facing

 

[premeone]

I'm waiting on 2 phone numbers as we speak. Let's hope I get net.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Should have hit her with this

I wasnt serious that i wanted to borrow you...I was trying to get your attention ...I can only imagine how many messages a cute girl like yourself receives and i thought that i would send something that would make me stand out and make you laugh...well ill tell you a little bit about myself...i love basketball i play like 3 nights a week, i played soccer in high school, i like watching most sports especially football and basketball, i was my 4th grade monopoly champion, i ran cross country in high school, i like to hang out with my friends, i like to party on the weekends usually every friday and saturday night, i am a sophomore at unl and i plan on going into dentistry hopefully to be an orthodontist...so can you tell me a little bit about yourself?


I just used that, got it off page 14 I think.

 

[kingjaffejo]

From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:27 AM


lol.

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:23 AM


well....lol

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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:16 AM


lmao.

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:15 AM



All it takes is a Y-E-S
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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:14 AM


Lol...very akward question...

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:07 AM



Well currently I want an answer to my question in my very first message to u lol
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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:02 AM


Amen to that haha.

So What's up?

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:02 AM


Its been great so far got my health & strength
And im talkin to a beautiful girl at the moment =)

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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 12:54 AM


Haha. How was your New Years?

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 12:45 AM


So can I? lol

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From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 2:58 PM


lol. heyyy

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From: me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:07 PM


Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store...but your mom wouldn't let you get it...no matterhow much you begged??

well that's how I feel about you...so can i borrow you?? i promise ill give you back

COACHES I NEED YOUR HELP!!!! SHE IS GIVING ME THE OKIE-DOKE *WORD TO ALI*

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

Should have hit her with this

I wasnt serious that i wanted to borrow you...I was trying to get your attention ...I can only imagine how many messages a cute girl like yourself receives and i thought that i would send something that would make me stand out and make you laugh...well ill tell you a little bit about myself...i love basketball i play like 3 nights a week, i played soccer in high school, i like watching most sports especially football and basketball, i was my 4th grade monopoly champion, i ran cross country in high school, i like to hang out with my friends, i like to party on the weekends usually every friday and saturday night, i am a sophomore at unl and i plan on going into dentistry hopefully to be an orthodontist...so can you tell me a little bit about yourself?

I just used that, got it off page 14 I think.

what r us doing, kid. shorten that up to like a sentence at most. Giving the defense the advantage. come on!

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by KingJaffeJo


From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:27 AM


lol.

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:23 AM


well....lol

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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:16 AM


lmao.

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:15 AM



All it takes is a Y-E-S
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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:14 AM


Lol...very akward question...

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:07 AM



Well currently I want an answer to my question in my very first message to u lol
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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:02 AM


Amen to that haha.

So What's up?

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:02 AM


Its been great so far got my health & strength
And im talkin to a beautiful girl at the moment =)

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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 12:54 AM


Haha. How was your New Years?

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 12:45 AM


So can I? lol

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From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 2:58 PM


lol. heyyy

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From: me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:07 PM


Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store...but your mom wouldn't let you get it...no matter how much you begged??

well that's how I feel about you...so can i borrow you?? i promise ill give you back

COACHES I NEED YOUR HELP!!!! SHE IS GIVING ME THE OKIE-DOKE *WORD TO ALI*

smh.
lol would FAIL if i put it through spell check.
meaning it aren't real words.
meaning that last comment is indecisive.

 

[kingjaffejo]

Aw u think so ur so sweet lol
So would u like to discuss the terms of the lease?

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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 12:43 AM


very cute

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 12:40 AM


I woke up signed in to myspace and ur profile just popped on my screen...
U r truly a godsend

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From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 1:07 PM


lol
cool
how did you come across my profile?

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From: me
Date: Jan 2, 2009 12:45 PM


Not too long just long enough for us to share a few smiles and giggles =)
But just for recreational purposes...

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From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 9:25 AM


How long would you want to borrow me for?
and for what?

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From: me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 11:52 PM


Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.
=)

IM PRAYING SHE BITES..THIS GIRL IS SO BAD ITS A PROBLEM

 

[dathbgboy]

Originally Posted by KingJaffeJo


From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 12:37 AM


This might sound strange and corny but just looking over ur profile and everything I really felt that way....

So you dont like men me neither, what a coink-i-dink!!


WAITING TO SEE WHAT SHE SAYS...WHAT DO YOU THINK COACHES?

I'm not a coach but the use of the witty Cam line is a great swim move. Way to counteract the pass protection, now get the sack.

 

[crossisom]

Originally Posted by KingJaffeJo


From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:27 AM


lol.

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:23 AM


well....lol

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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:16 AM


lmao.

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:15 AM



All it takes is a Y-E-S
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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:14 AM


Lol...very akward question...

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:07 AM



Well currently I want an answer to my question in my very first message to u lol
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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:02 AM


Amen to that haha.

So What's up?

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:02 AM


Its been great so far got my health & strength
And im talkin to a beautiful girl at the moment =)

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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 12:54 AM


Haha. How was your New Years?

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 12:45 AM


So can I? lol

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From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 2:58 PM


lol. heyyy

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From: me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:07 PM


Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store...but your mom wouldn't let you get it...no matter how much you begged??

well that's how I feel about you...so can i borrow you?? i promise ill give you back

COACHES I NEED YOUR HELP!!!! SHE IS GIVING ME THE OKIE-DOKE *WORD TO ALI*

Hit her with:

"Well you don't have to answer that. How about I just call you up cutie?"

You're puttin in work I might add.

 

[kingjaffejo]

*WAITING ON A RESPONSE*

Candle-lit dinners
Listening to jazz music while taking baths together with the most exotic of oils

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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 12:34 AM


lol.... oh really?????...... please feel free to xplain.... what other things....lol

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From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 12:33 AM


O you no playing scrabble, monopoly...the original version of course....among other things lol

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From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 12:53 PM



lol..... ok please feel free to give me an example of recreational purposes are to u xcatly.....lol

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From: me
Date: Jan 2, 2009 12:35 PM


O just for recreational purposes of course silly ;p

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From: her
Date: Jan 1, 2009 6:50 PM


ok...... but for what?.......i mean how may i help u?

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From: me
Date: Dec 31, 2008 12:20 AM



Borrow you mentally & physically
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From: her
Date: Dec 30, 2008 8:11 PM


lol..... borrow me?..... what do u mean????

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From: me
Date: Dec 26, 2008 12:32 AM


Can i borrow u? I'll give you back.Promise.

 

[kingjaffejo]

May I ask y not?

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From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 11:54 PM


LMFA0.!! HAHAHAHAHA NO0O0O. L0L

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From: me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:10 PM


Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.

I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TAKEN MY FIRST L...MY MESSAGE SHOWS THAT SHE READ IT...UNLESS ANY COACHES HAS IDEAS??

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Originally Posted by tmukg21

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

Should have hit her with this

I wasnt serious that i wanted to borrow you...I was trying to get your attention ...I can only imagine how many messages a cute girl like yourself receives and i thought that i would send something that would make me stand out and make you laugh...well ill tell you a little bit about myself...i love basketball i play like 3 nights a week, i played soccer in high school, i like watching most sports especially football and basketball, i was my 4th grade monopoly champion, i ran cross country in high school, i like to hang out with my friends, i like to party on the weekends usually every friday and saturday night, i am a sophomore at unl and i plan on going into dentistry hopefully to be an orthodontist...so can you tell me a little bit about yourself?

I just used that, got it off page 14 I think.

what r us doing, kid. shorten that up to like a sentence at most. Giving the defense the advantage. come on!


Hey it worked for the dude on page 14. There's some hope in that play. Get the defense lost after switching and running through all thosescreens.

 

[ericberry14]

this dude kingjaffejo studied the past 2 threads very dilligently
he seems to be using these lines pretty efficiently

 

[kingjaffejo]

Well im glad to have made you laugh
I didnt see a no tho so ill take that as a yes
am i right?

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From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 9:45 PM


SO, WAS READING YOUR MESSAGE AND WAS LIKE WHERE THE HELL IS THIS DUDE GOIN WITH THIS...

THEN I STARTED BUSTIN UP B/C YOU ARE HILARIOUS LOL


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From: me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 11:06 PM


Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store...but your mom wouldn't let you get it...no matterhow much you begged??

well that's how I feel about you...so can i borrow you?? i promise ill give you back

IM GONNA WAIT FOR HER RESPONSE THEN I THINK IM GONNA HIT HER WITH A RUN PLAY THEN GO FOR THE TD

 

[springfieldxd]

i got a few positive replies, but i'm not posting them until i get the digits...

but it's a numbers game here, folks.

if you call enough running plays, the defense is bound to bite on the play action...

 

[mideastbeast]

I've gotten a few "sure ok" responses to the can I borrow you line but after I ask for digits they read the message then go ghost on me.

 

[springfieldxd]

Originally Posted by MidEastBeast

I've gotten a few "sure ok" responses to the can I borrow you line but after I ask for digits they read the message then go ghost on me.

you need more "developmental" plays.

don't rush in asking for the digits; it makes you look stalkerish.

engage in a little more small talk, and hit her with the "i'm about to go get in my jaccuzi, and don't want to risk dropping my computer in. might it be possible to continue this conversation over txt message?"

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by MidEastBeast

I've gotten a few "sure ok" responses to the can I borrow you line but after I ask for digits they read the message then go ghost on me.

gotta switch the play calling up

hit this ny chick up with something new
http://www.myspace.com/dirrtybeige

 

[mtg]

Originally Posted by KingJaffeJo


May I ask y not?

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From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 11:54 PM


LMFA0.!! HAHAHAHAHA NO0O0O. L0L

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From: me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:10 PM


Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.

I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TAKEN MY FIRST L...MY MESSAGE SHOWS THAT SHE READ IT...UNLESS ANY COACHES HAS IDEAS??

ya'll dudes are hilarious...

 

[Good Ol J.R]

got three updates coming today...will post when i get numbers

 

[sorkoram]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Ok now's the time to explain Dynasty Mode[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]We all know that when you go into Dynasty Mode you ALWAYS have to go into the draft. We'reapproaching this like a realistic draft fellas. What we are aiming to do is to get your inside and out guys (pause) , those who can score downlow and outside.You need your role players!! In lamens terms, we're going after ALL types, but mainly to fill your roster or quota[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]

Team Chemistry is a must - gotta be able to work with your teammates and coaches
Salary - if your game is not working at the beginning, you taking a pay cut, meaning find a swagstep(easy jumpoff)
Trade Rumors- fellas if you have some connections in areas, by all means, show them (pick an area in the United States and I got you

)
Budget - watch the amount of gas you toss out because it won't benefit you at all if you're gassing these chicks to the max and taking L's, it willmake you wanna use ike and mike ( your feet), ration these lines out, don't use them everytime/at the beginning/etc etc
[/color][color= rgb(255, 255, 255)]Team Goals - explained below

[/color][color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Try to build yourself a bucket list towork towards, it helps .. example (mine):

[/color][color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]- scene chick(inprogress)[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]-bisexual chick(check)[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]- milf( DEF in progress[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)])[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]-cougar
- hood chick
- RAVER (yea muhfuhs i watched the Rave thread, i gotta get me some

)
- thicky thick thick
- caking white girl
-caking black chick
- divorcee
- minority of any race[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]-coke simp[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]- italian bella (check)[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)] + 5 in a week (check)[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)] + 10 in a week (in progress)[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)] +15 in 2weeks
+30 in a month
+ 70 or more in half a year

[/color][color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]+ 3s party (in progress[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)])[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]+ 4s party[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]_-- AVOID the icky itch monsters --_


[/color][color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]I realize that some of you are workingon your game, some of you already have it down pat, but we ALL are [herm] playing to win the game [/herm] .. We have to penetrate these defenses from allangles and make sure we secure our future success by going after even those like Joe Flacco.[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]It's notappeasing to go after something that may not stupid attractive, but as you see with the Ravens, it paid off for them, as well as the Falcons.[/color]


[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Rookies you CAN do it too. Damnit if you coming out early, you better pick up the game quickly! Youare franchise players as well as us season vets, we can't carry you the entire way..word to Paul Pierce in the '08 finals,[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]but we CAN make sure we have those plays stuck in your memory. Don't be afraid to become a simp(for a while), if thats what it takes to build your confidence up. Just make sure the %%%*!@$ ball hits the pylon[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]a win is a WIN

without further adieu, let dynasty mode begin

prospect 1) scene chick

[/color]

 

[premeone]

I got one number and this is what she wrote

"Umm ok call my house 1718XXXXX don't wrry ill answer"

I don't want to run the risk of having Dad pickup and I also don't want her waiting for my call. I'm planning on hitting her off with my number butI'd like to hear some more plays.

 

[spot rusherz]

Sorkoram is goin in