Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[eastnewyork80]

Im about to go in

 

[kingjaffejo]

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From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 2:44 PM


ha naw im the best there is and he knows it

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From: me
Date: 02 Jan 2009, 01:09 PM


Lol I can dig that
But whats gonna happen if another toy comes in the mix like buzz?lol

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From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 12:42 PM


i believe so lol its like toy story and i love my owner

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From: me
Date: 02 Jan 2009, 12:39 PM



I can understand that I never would wanna intrude....
But the question is that toy being played with correctly with all of its potential?
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From: her
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:36 PM


never heard that one before but uh sorry my boyfriend doesnt like to share his favorite toy

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From: me
Date: 01 Jan 2009, 08:58 PM


Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store...but your mom wouldn't let you get it...no matterhow much you begged??

well that's how I feel about you...so can i borrow you?? i promise ill give you back

SORKORAM....YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH GIRLS WITH BF'S SHOULD I CHALK UP HE L OR KEEP PURSUING???

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by KingJaffeJo


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From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 3:06 PM


i kant say yes becuz i dnt kno u

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From: me
Date: Jan 2, 2009 12:39 PM



All you have to say is my fav word Y-E-S!!!
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From: her

COACHES I NEED A PLAY!!!!

Im known by many names
but since ur such a cutie you can call me by my government name ___
you coming on a still strong, set some screens so you can get to the elbow and score

 

[springfieldxd]

Keep up the good work, team. We will reach the promised land, slowly but surely...

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD

Keep up the good work, team. We will reach the promised land, slowly but surely...

we got rookies out there trying to do it themselves word to Rose and Mayo, lack of funny updates

, like vol 1and 2

 

[iheartboost]

Hmm personally, I don't go for or even mess with chicks that have bfs, simply put it's wrong (my morals) and also you wouldn't want some dudemessaging your girl on MySpace, "hey cutie, can I borrow you etc etc etc..." and this dude mentality is on some not giving up till I smash your girltype steez.

 

[mh76]

have a deep bench.

those starting 5 lines.
cant keep you up all game.

this thread is hilarious.

good work !

 

[acekilla408]

intercepted by im trying to turn it over

..UMMM MABY BECAUSE
I HAVE A LADYYY
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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:46 PM



so tell me why a beautiful girl like doesnt got a boyfriend
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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:34 PM



i dont have a phone
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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:30 PM



what does that mean?
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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:28 PM


umm i dnt got a numbr
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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:26 PM



thats cool...im bout to bounce whats your number so we can pick this conversation up later?
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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:24 PM



..IMa FRESHMANNNN
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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:20 PM



course girl i got nothin but good in my heart hahaha....what grade you in?
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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:16 PM



OHH HAHAH
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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:09 PM


ya know to see you smile and have a few laughs and have some fun

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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:06 PM


LOL I DNT KNW....
WHY DO U WANNA BORROW ME?

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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:01 PM



now what would i have to do to change that no into a yes cutie?
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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 7:50 PM


TANKS LOL
UMMM YEA I DO REMEMBER!!!
ND IDNT KNW???

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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 6:38 PM


pretty name for a pretty girl
my name is anish.. Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store...but your mom wouldn't let youget it...no matter how much you begged??

well that's how I feel about you...so can i borrow you?
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From: |
Date: Jan 3, 2009 4:46 PM


HAHA..... KARINA

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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 4:41 PM



hah you were just so gorgeous that i wanted to get your attention...so whats your name?
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From:
Date: Jan 3, 2009 12:06 AM


HAHA WATT

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From:
Date: Jan 2, 2009 11:10 PM


can i borrow you? ill give you back i promise

 

[clutch 713]

ayo sorkoram...
if you want to find some good lookin hispanic chicks hit up south FW

 

[lakersmets49ers]

Originally Posted by Si3xers55

Originally Posted by southzeztpdot

so has anyone smashed yet...?

thats would be meeee

, i smashed some broad who staysaround the area at the beach off the can i borrow you line last summer. i kept the expectations realistic though and went for 7s and 8s as opposed to the 9sand 10s who are used to getting gassed up on a regular basis. pretty much if you gas these broads up through myspace, unless your a clown or have no peopleskills you should be in there like swimwear when the meet up comes around.

by the way hows the success rate going with the tri state area broads? im going to new york for the summer and im not the knicks, i dont got time to wait for2010, im trying to have a successfull 2009

 

[trapmuzik617]

finally haha

lol its 864-XXX-XXXX

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From: W33k3nd L0v3r ~Tr@p~
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:27 PM


yep... so how bout since we never online at the same time, u give me your number so we can actively discuss our lease lol

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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 7:31 PM


oh cool, thats wassup

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From: W33k3nd L0v3r ~Tr@p~
Date: Jan 3, 2009 5:27 PM



well im a sophomore at clemson. computer science major. i like shoes, clothes, movies, and videogames lol and i just like to chill...
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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 3:03 PM


lol okay..

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From: W33k3nd L0v3r ~Tr@p~
Date: Jan 3, 2009 11:10 AM


U dont kno? Hm... well let me tell u a lil bout myself first since u didnt ask lol... then u can decide k?

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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 5:45 AM


lol idk yet..

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From: W33k3nd L0v3r ~Tr@p~
Date: Jan 3, 2009 3:25 AM


That was a lot. lol. I liked what i read tho... so are you as ready to sign this lease as i am?

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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 3:10 AM


read my page lol..
it has basically everything you need to know about me on there..

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From: W33k3nd L0v3r ~Tr@p~
Date: Jan 3, 2009 3:08 AM


Ok so tell me about yourself so we can actually discuss the terms of this lease lol
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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 3:06 AM


idk..most girls would answer that question with whatever they thought made them different from every other girl..
but i would rather you just find out for yourself instead of just telling you somethin that might not be true.

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From: W33k3nd L0v3r ~Tr@p~
Date: Jan 3, 2009 3:03 AM



U tell me

. What sets you apart from everyone else?
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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 3:00 AM


lol drool at my beauty?
thts sweet..thxx..
and wht u mean 'special talents'?..

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From: W33k3nd L0v3r ~Tr@p~
Date: Jan 3, 2009 2:58 AM



Well what I had in mind was some time to share a few smiles and laughs and in between I can drool at your beauty. But now that we've discussed that whatspecial talents can you bring to the table?

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From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 2:57 AM


lol sure..

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From: W33k3nd L0v3r ~Tr@p~
Date: Jan 3, 2009 2:53 AM


I see i got your attention. Since i didnt see a no should we discuss the terms of my borrowing lease?

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From:her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 2:39 AM


lol..
tht was cute..
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From: W33k3nd L0v3r ~Tr@p~
Date: Jan 3, 2009 2:31 AM


Can I borrow you? I'll give you back i promise

 

[timelessflight]

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Longest play drive EVER!!!!

....j/k

Keep up the good work

 

[knockoutned]

alright i've been watching from the sidelines, PUT ME ON THE ROSTER OP.

 

[drewackall2]

haha, i cant believe this really works

 

[true 3 blue]

Yall _'s got me DYIN just off the %!%! I read on the 2nd page

 

[airmissionretro]

Damn cats getting the digits and the game-winners with ease. I got to pop my collar to yall. Coaches, I'll post my results on here later on in the day.

So far I'm 0 for 16 ALREADY this season

I'm still shooting tho word to Dennis Scott.

 

[trapmuzik617]

Originally Posted by TimelessFlight

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Longest play drive EVER!!!!

....j/k

Keep up the good work

i was thinkin the same thing... thought i was gonnafumble

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by airmissionretro

Damn cats getting the digits and the game-winners with ease. I got to pop my collar to yall. Coaches, I'll post my results on here later on in the day.

So far I'm 0 for 16 ALREADY this season

I'm still shooting tho word to Dennis Scott.

we are going to need to see pics and transcripts of the opening line and responses

.
sometimes its not about the fundamentals, its about confidence in your jumper

 

[clutch 713]

Originally Posted by airmissionretro

Damn cats getting the digits and the game-winners with ease. I got to pop my collar to yall. Coaches, I'll post my results on here later on in the day.

So far I'm 0 for 16 ALREADY this season

I'm still shooting tho word to Dennis Scott.

real talk, telling from your avy you look kinda sexy (no terrell owens) so maybe its just your approach or your maybe your avy is a fake
if you want me to hit some females up for you then shoot me a PM

 

[maddog345]

Ok guys. Rookie coming into the league hoping to make a big impact

 

[bigboi9015]

coaches im in

I seeee! & what might those expectations be?? & borrowing me comes with a price :]
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i dont know ima have to see the contract and see how long your willing to get borrowed and if you can meet my expectations i probably wont return you

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From: x.
Date: Jan 4, 2009 2:23 AM


Hahahaha lmao
Wellllll idk, how long you gonna borrow me for?
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im just kidding i cant i just wanted to get your attention now that i do have you attention i was wondering if i can borrow you? i'll give you backpromise!

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From: x.
Date: Jan 4, 2009 2:17 AM


How?!?!?!
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i bet i can kiss you with out touching your lips

 

[ooprinceoffreshoo]

yeah just call me my #505*********

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From: Going Harder Than The City Im From
Date: Jan 4, 2009 12:52 AM


yea i can leave whenever i want. lol
so watsup? you down or what? we can get some milkshakes n chill n my car and have good convo... i got heated seats :]

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From: ☆TASTY505☆
Date: Jan 4, 2009 12:45 AM


oh yea u can leave da base at this time

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From: Going Harder Than The City Im From
Date: Jan 4, 2009 12:38 AM


now ;]

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From: ☆TASTY505☆
Date: Jan 4, 2009 12:36 AM


lol oh yeah wen

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From: Going Harder Than The City Im From
Date: Jan 4, 2009 12:32 AM


BORING!!!
i slept all day! U should let me come kick it with you late night... im sure your not up to too much!


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From: ☆TASTY505☆
Date: Jan 4, 2009 12:11 AM


alright so how was your day

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From: Going Harder Than The City Im From
Date: Jan 3, 2009 3:32 PM


oh sounds good to me

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From: ☆TASTY505☆
Date: Jan 3, 2009 3:04 PM


i guess wen ever we kick it nuh

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From: A1C Walton
Date: Jan 3, 2009 12:44 AM


so you wanna put me to tha test huh?

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From: ☆TASTY505☆
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:37 AM


oh yeah will have to see if its true

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From: A1C Walton
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:35 AM



im a GREAT kisser from what ive been told..
n i mean if its offered i wont turn it down... that goes for anything ;]
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From: ☆TASTY505☆
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:25 AM


no not even im not fiesty nah lol i like good kisses i bet u like to be nibbled on huh

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From: A1C Walton
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:22 AM



oh okay.
lol oh fiesty are we? you dont have to be scared... so if my assumtions are correct u like to be nibbled... lol

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From: ☆TASTY505☆
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:21 AM


house partys lol and oh yeah dnt worry no1 scared of u

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From: A1C Walton
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:15 AM



where some good places to party??
i been bored since i got here... and maybe if you get over your fear of me u can come chill on base wit me... i wont bite... unless u want me 2 lol

see you boys at the

 

[ratxaxtat]

^ It's funny because she kind of resembles kobe's wife.

 

[springfieldxd]

Originally Posted by OoPrinceOfFreshoO

yeah just call me my #xxxxxxxxxx

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From: Going Harder Than The City Im From
Date: Jan 4, 2009 12:52 AM


yea i can leave whenever i want. lol
so watsup? you down or what? we can get some milkshakes n chill n my car and have good convo... i got heated seats :]

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From: ☆TASTY505☆
Date: Jan 4, 2009 12:45 AM


oh yea u can leave da base at this time

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From: Going Harder Than The City Im From
Date: Jan 4, 2009 12:38 AM


now ;]

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From: ☆TASTY505☆
Date: Jan 4, 2009 12:36 AM


lol oh yeah wen

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From: Going Harder Than The City Im From
Date: Jan 4, 2009 12:32 AM


BORING!!!
i slept all day! U should let me come kick it with you late night... im sure your not up to too much!


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From: ☆TASTY505☆
Date: Jan 4, 2009 12:11 AM


alright so how was your day

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From: Going Harder Than The City Im From
Date: Jan 3, 2009 3:32 PM


oh sounds good to me

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From: ☆TASTY505☆
Date: Jan 3, 2009 3:04 PM


i guess wen ever we kick it nuh

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From: A1C Walton
Date: Jan 3, 2009 12:44 AM


so you wanna put me to tha test huh?

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From: ☆TASTY505☆
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:37 AM


oh yeah will have to see if its true

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From: A1C Walton
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:35 AM



im a GREAT kisser from what ive been told..
n i mean if its offered i wont turn it down... that goes for anything ;]
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From: ☆TASTY505☆
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:25 AM


no not even im not fiesty nah lol i like good kisses i bet u like to be nibbled on huh

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From: A1C Walton
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:22 AM



oh okay.
lol oh fiesty are we? you dont have to be scared... so if my assumtions are correct u like to be nibbled... lol

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From: ☆TASTY505☆
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:21 AM


house partys lol and oh yeah dnt worry no1 scared of u

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From: A1C Walton
Date: Jan 3, 2009 1:15 AM



where some good places to party??
i been bored since i got here... and maybe if you get over your fear of me u can come chill on base wit me... i wont bite... unless u want me 2 lol

see you boys at the

not if you don't edit that number out, fam.

you know dudes on NT is ruthless...

 

[scotthallwithapick]

^^^^^^

Why would you quote it tho?