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[adobecs4]

Tried out that straight "What's your number?" opener. Gold. Got 4 numbers yesterday. Told this one chick I got out of class at 5. Trying to slide through. 

 One joint was texting me last night while I was at work.

Her: Yeah I get off at 11. I'm not too far. You have your own spot?

Me: 

I really need my own spot, G 

 

[Peep Game]

How many chicks that message you first would you guys take down?

If my standards were a lot lower I could take down 3-4 a week from POF alone.

Even if i were to lower my standards, I'd be absolutely disgusted taking down any of the chicks who messaged me first, besides 2. 1 of them though is 23 with a 10 y/o son.

 

[sohoguy]

Do anyone actually post a pic of they self smiling (selfie)?

 

[krazy88s]

Nothing wrong with a chick making the first move.

 

[hennessy]

 
Tried out that straight "What's your number?" opener. Gold. Got 4 numbers yesterday. Told this one chick I got out of class at 5. Trying to slide through. 

 One joint was texting me last night while I was at work.

Her: Yeah I get off at 11. I'm not too far. You have your own spot?

Me: 

I really need my own spot, G 

Just did this to the other three chicks I found that were decent. I got yuku'd on one of them I think she got sent the message three times

I need to chill now.

 

[cliffordsmith]

I was talking to this one chick last night, everything was cool and ****. Then she calls me like 4 times today including texting. Even just right now, I ignored 2 phone calls, and got 2 immediate texts "UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGH!!!!!" and "OMG WAKE UUUUUP!". She aiight looking, but I should've just ignored her original message

 
Tried out that straight "What's your number?" opener. Gold. Got 4 numbers yesterday. Told this one chick I got out of class at 5. Trying to slide through. 

 One joint was texting me last night while I was at work.

Her: Yeah I get off at 11. I'm not too far. You have your own spot?

Me: 

I really need my own spot, G 

Im gon try that in the mall. Just whats your number to as many girls. 

 

[Thierry Henry]

Tried out that straight "What's your number?" opener. Gold. Got 4 numbers yesterday. Told this one chick I got out of class at 5. Trying to slide through.   One joint was texting me last night while I was at work.

Her: Yeah I get off at 11. I'm not too far. You have your own spot?
Me: 
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I really need my own spot, G 

same here my dude

 

[harlem world]

Gucci yaself for even thinkin all suburban chicks are naive

And on top of that nobody said nothin about who you should and shouldn't enjoy, stop bein ignorant and read boy

I'm sayin you givin false hope to these dudes, the lines you usin are so successful because of the girls you talkin to, everybody in the thread not tryin to talk to these thotiannas, and the ones who are already know what's up

what was you saying slime?????

my man Adobe just grabbed like 4 numbers off rip

 
Tried out that straight "What's your number?" opener. Gold. Got 4 numbers yesterday. Told this one chick I got out of class at 5. Trying to slide through. 

 One joint was texting me last night while I was at work.

Her: Yeah I get off at 11. I'm not too far. You have your own spot?

Me: 

I really need my own spot, G 

 

[frshstunna]

^^ Always best to tell em you only free on the late night so they know what it is

 

[Comparison Ford]

 

 
Is this girl low-key fat or should I proceed? Help me out, NT:

Head to shoulder ratio, lack of full body shot.

Guarantee you she's a hefty broad b

She just added her body type to her profile...."average" 

.  I'll proceed with caution.

She's pretty cool though. She likes craft beer, cartoons, and Tom Waits.  She also plays the saw and can actually hold a conversation. 

 

[cragmatic]

I've determined that a majority of cute girls prefer petite men

I always see these girls on facebook with either there out of shape boyfriends, or their skinny as hell, hipster boyfriends.

I'm 6'5 and about as big as a medium sized NFL tight end. Where's the love for the big dudes?

 

[hennessy]

I've determined that a majority of cute girls prefer petite men

I always see these girls on facebook with either there out of shape boyfriends, or their skinny as hell, hipster boyfriends.

I'm 6'5 and about as big as a medium sized NFL tight end. Where's the love for the big dudes?

Yeah this is me

 

[Peep Game]

^Yall sure? Cause I've run across a fair number of profiles that say "Must be over 6ft". I message them anyway, 5'1" broads can't be picky on pof

 

[lstylez23]

bruh theres a grip of girls in there specifically looking for tall guys..

 

[hennessy]

^Yall sure? Cause I've run across a fair number of profiles that say "Must be over 6ft". I message them anyway, 5'1" broads can't be picky on pof

It's always the short ones that want the taller guys though. Like they're making up for their own lack of height or something.

I'm 5'8 my girl is prolly 5'9 honestly. Her brother is is like 6 1/2 ft tall and his girlfriend right about 5 ft. It looks so weird

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

I have no prob gettin mixed/black/hispanic chicks off these sites...I want me a small petite becky though. Its hot out here in Vegas I cant be messing with the same type of water buffalos I was messing with in Colorado.

 

[Mark Antony]

I've determined that a majority of cute girls prefer petite men

I always see these girls on facebook with either there out of shape boyfriends, or their skinny as hell, hipster boyfriends.

I'm 6'5 and about as big as a medium sized NFL tight end. Where's the love for the big dudes?

Personality playboy. I've met a ton of tall good looking dudes that are as dull as a lamp post and never end up being boyfriend material but a smash and dash for chicks. I don't see that as a problem though, I wouldn't mind being ripped apart off top just because i'm tall. 5 '7 here.

 

[hennessy]

 
Tried out that straight "What's your number?" opener. Gold. Got 4 numbers yesterday. Told this one chick I got out of class at 5. Trying to slide through. 

 One joint was texting me last night while I was at work.

Her: Yeah I get off at 11. I'm not too far. You have your own spot?

Me: 

I really need my own spot, G 

Did they just respond with their number or did you put in more work?

I flat out said, "What's your number?" and got a, "Hi to you too" back

I'm thinking of my response now

This is what I'm working with...

 

[smedroc]

You bout to **** with a Russian billionaires wife??

Best of luck with that pleighboi.

 

[cragmatic]

^Yall sure? Cause I've run across a fair number of profiles that say "Must be over 6ft". I message them anyway, 5'1" broads can't be picky on pof

It doesn't help that my area on these websites is HORRIBLE. Like 1 out of every 50 profiles I look at is even worth trying to message.

But I'm just saying in general, I feel like I always see the flyest girls with the scrawniest most hipster guys they can find. Just got me like

I couldn't dress like a hipster even if I wanted to

It's not as bad as when you see a dime with a fat dude though, that just pisses me off... lol

 

[hennessy]

You bout to **** with a Russian billionaires wife??

Best of luck with that pleighboi.

You referring to the chick I posted?

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

I knew not shaving for 3 months would come in handy some how some way. Not a Becky but def the most attractive to initiate a convo with me


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Only head shots tho...either im being catfished or shes a hugeeeee ***** from the shoulders down

 

[cragmatic]

^^^ I had this dime message me on tinder saying I had a great beard. Then I complimented her on her music taste, and she said "thats the best compliment a girl can receive." After that she stopped responding

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

might be the same chick? This girl is a ATCQ fan and shes only 22 didnt even know that was possible

 

[cragmatic]

Nah, not the same girl. But some girls do dig the beard