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I need to watch OZ again it's been a minute.
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I'm 6'5" 325.
I'm not about to slime inside another dude but damn straight ain't nobody gonna slime in me.
I'm not about to slime inside another dude but damn straight ain't nobody gonna slime in me.
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That life...I'm not about it and they'll be able to tell right away.
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Not long at all... I ain't about that life 
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I would only last about a day or 2. Im a frail, kind and gentle person. Imma light skinned pretty boy. My cheeks would get clapped with the quickness 
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That story about the dude being ravaged by 10 dudes
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I'd protect myself at all times and if i have to fight then im fighting no matter what...hopefully i would work my way up to being like that one dude out here smashing and knocking up female CO's, eating crab cakes, and watching twerk vids on a cell phone
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^ that sounds about right. Fighting til death. No booty bandit will catch me. Any of y'all that accept it y'all sus
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I'd kill myself before I ever get thrown in prison.
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You would have some butch lesbians on you from day one.
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Well me being 5'8 about 135 i wouldnt last AT ALL but best believe if im going to jail i aint going down without a fight. I would have to take on the biggest dude once im in there to hopefully send a message to other dudes to not **** with me
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For this thread I just assumed you were going to a real prison where this stuff in the poll and what OP mentioned goes down on the reg so it might as well be 10-15 or 20 o life.
I knew it'd end up being something like that. That's why that can't be my go to move. How horrible would it be that I'm chilling in my own fecal mater just so I won't get tried in the shower or in the middle of the night and I end up getting killed for the simple fact being that crazy and nasty simply isn't gonna let you get a free pass.
They get beat up for being gay and then get raped.
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I'm ashamed of ya'll.
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I know two dudes that been to rikers and they didnt have any booty stories just dudes would scrap over anything
What ya'll know bout them suzies tho
What ya'll know bout them suzies tho
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Im too good lookin to not get attention and thick in all the right places. Wouldn't last a day.
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Sounds like you'll be like this
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On another note...nobody touching my butt unless im dead.
Just scrolled by this on tumblr
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Id try my best to keep to myself and not talk to anyone. Dunno if they would leave me alone. Prolly not.
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Depeneds on how good the sex is. Cuz I could last up to 3hrs *insert grinch gif
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Son said he wouldn'tmake it past the front desk, like employees gonna be proposition him or something.
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Man we talking about how long until they got you not how your stroke game proper is.
I guess I know that's why they call you air tho
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