LeBron Haters Call To Arms! (The Haters Unification Thread)

[jayfiend]

Embarassing

Man if Lebron feel like KD they’d have to get the stretcher

 

[49erholic]

 

[seasoned vet]

i seen a meme that said MJ and Kobe played through injuries, didnt want you to know they were hurt.

LeBron FAKES injuries.

i cant even get mad at that. its 100% truth.

 

[mister friendly]

Lebron doesn’t fake injuries

 

[seasoned vet]

Lebron doesn’t fake injuries

you’re right, the word FAKE doesnt do his oscar worthy flops while holding his mouth justice

this is why i could never do you ‘sports types’.

i hold allegiance to no one, i just call it as it is

LeBron doesnt fake injuries? stop.

 

[iondewmuch]

Seeing that it’s playoff time, I figured I’d stop by. Hopefully Bron give y’all something to rejoice about this year cuz y’all were quiet as a mouse last year.

4x’s.

 

[bigbadbennyism]

Seeing that it’s playoff time, I figured I’d stop by. Hopefully Bron give y’all something to rejoice about this year cuz y’all were quiet as a mouse last year.

4x’s.

3 plus the Covid Cup you mean. Yeah ok.

 

[youngwolf]

Seeing that it’s playoff time, I figured I’d stop by. Hopefully Bron give y’all something to rejoice about this year cuz y’all were quiet as a mouse last year.

4x’s.

This thread lives in your head rent free. No amount of laughing emojis will mask the pain you feel. Seek help.

 

[youngwolf]

TWO MOAR PLZ!

 

[iondewmuch]

This thread lives in your head rent free. No amount of laughing emojis will mask the pain you feel. Seek help.

Thread was on the front page. How could I miss it? Man life Gotta suck for y’all. Might wanna take ya own advice though old head.

 

[iondewmuch]

Double*

 

[titang545]

Lebron doesn’t fake injuries

This post just hit me it finally dawned on me.



There is no spoon and there is no injury. Son faked it his whole career.

 

[youngwolf]

ONE MOAR PLZ!

 

[Nike Jordan]

Sad!

 

[bigbadbennyism]

Thought LeTrash made everyone better?

Obviously AD is the most important Laker. Time to trade for a proper PG.

But we all know what will happen.

We'll get Soft Cast 2.0 from L36ron now that we already have the pre existing injury.

 

[DB Cooper]

Sad!

Classic Lebron.

 

[dland24]

 

[jayfiend]

Look at that crap. Smh

 

[calibeebee]

 

[keko jones]

Thought LeTrash made everyone better?

Obviously AD is the most important Laker. Time to trade for a proper PG.

But we all know what will happen.

We'll get Soft Cast 2.0 from L36ron now that we already have the pre existing injury.

Dude is so pathetic when it comes to self confidence.

This statement serves two purposes and it's by design.

1st. Has an excuse built in if they lose.
2nd. If they win, he has his Jordan moment (Flu game if you want to call it). I bet if they move on at some point you'll see him make it a focus only to be faking play lights out to onlly come out in crutches.

 

[bigbadbennyism]

Less than an hour to go....

 

[bigbadbennyism]

Dude is so pathetic when it comes to self confidence.

This statement serves two purposes and it's by design.

1st. Has an excuse built in if they lose.
2nd. If they win, he has his Jordan moment (Flu game if you want to call it). I bet if they move on at some point you'll see him make it a focus only to be faking play lights out to onlly come out in crutches.

Perfect Summation
Its all about the narrative...

 

[SplinterMatic319]

Devean George aint walking through that door

 

[WhatisLove]

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN.

Why LeBron is a fraud by me and NT:
-Claimed the Hummer he received in high shcool was a "gift" to his mom
-Used a charity as a front for his Decision
-Was linked to using steroids
-Used his brand manager to take down the tape of him being dunked on by Jordan Crawford
-Disappeared at most 4th quarters in the playoffs
-He promised Miami he was gonna win 8 championships for them
-Ditched D Wade and Bosh to go back to Cleveland
-Claims family life is better at Cleveland when he came back, but when he made the decision to go to Miami, he said Miami was the best city to raise his family
- Lost a finals game because the AC went out.
-claimed he is a king.doesn't even come from royalty
-Acts like he got a career ending injury after a hard foul, then comes back after a minute to play and he's fine
-Got exposed by Kobe at ASG
-Miraculously regrows his hairline at some points of the season
-Was part of the Bronze medal team for the olympics
- wore bigger headband as hairline receded
- took headband off to be like teammates, then put it back on.
- Calling his travels a "crab dribble"
- showing his tic tac to the world on national tv
- terrible acting in that new movie
- gets shamed on national tv while trying to say hello to mo williams
- sits on the ground crying after turning the ball over in a ECF game
- appears in Kia commericial when we all know damn well he doesn't drive one
- probably sleeps 8 hours a day, lebron should be practicing at 3 am like kobe
- has poor man's jonah hill following him from city to city
- Had Lance Stephenson blow into his ear and he didn't fight back
- Didn't shake hands with the Magic players after getting beat in that ECF
- let delonte smash his mom
- too scared to participate in the dunk contest
- "would rather not make playoffs so doesn't have to feel pain of losing"
- calls himself best player in the world, then loses Finals MVP to Iggy
- Mocked Dirk's illness in the 2011 Finals
- Got Jay-Z to write a Deshawn Stevenson/Wizards diss track that encouraged refs to give him more calls
- Rejoined a team whose owner wrote a Comic Sans rant about him
-Wore his own Nike MVP t shirt and a shirt that read "Check My $tats"
- can't win with an injured Kyrie
- Claims that he was never part of a superteam, when he orchestrated multiple superteams
- 3-5

Plus a few of my own additions throughout the years:

-Blown TWO 2-1 leads in the Finals (DAL in 2011, GS in 2015)
-Blown ANOTHER 2-1 lead (BOS in 2010)
-Blown a 3-2 lead (DET in 2006)
-Part of the team with the largest losing deficit in NBA Finals history (average loss of 14 points per game, SA in 2014)
-Missed the playoffs his first two years
-Record of 22-33 in NBA Finals games (UPDATED)
-Builds school as a front for his own personal memorabilia collection of 100+ game worn shoes.
-Missed the playoffs more times than MJ (3 times to MJ's 2 with the WIZARDS)... BUT I THOUGHT HE'D RATHER NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS THAN LOSE IN THE FINALS, so no problem
-Misses the playoffs in first season out of the weak east
-Lied by saying the Heat won less games the year before he got there to continue implying that he still has not ever been on a superteam.
-Waits until after getting beat down to bring the cast on his hand out.
-Lost as many Finals as Mike won.
- lebronze has 2 games in the playoffs (in 2011 and 2014) when he scored under 10 points.
-Had to have Nike release an "Earned Not Given" print ad and t-shirt to try to brainwash the younger generation, weakminded, and blind into thinking that he had actually done something.
-4/10 in the Finals doesn't mean much, that's less than 50% of the time.
-2 of those Finals wins came in * seasons (lockout shortened year of 2011-2012 and 2020 fake bubble season

And some additions based on recent events:

-Blown ANOTHER 2-1 lead (PHX in 2021)
-Complains about not being 100% and AD's injuries, but proceeds to lose to a 1-armed CP0, who was healthy for literally 1 QUARTER of 1 GAME in the 6 game series.
-Went to the locker room way too early in Game 5 (around 5 minutes left), probably completely demoralized his team for Game 6. Great leader.

 

[SoleByThePound]