LeBron Haters Call To Arms! (The Haters Unification Thread)

[Nike Jordan]

 

[don ramon]

 

[Peep Game]

 

[WhatisLove]

Forgive me for being a day late since they officially clinched a non-play-in appearance yesterday.

But, IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN.

Why LeBron is a fraud by me and NT:
-Claimed the Hummer he received in high shcool was a "gift" to his mom
-Used a charity as a front for his Decision
-Was linked to using steroids
-Used his brand manager to take down the tape of him being dunked on by Jordan Crawford
-Disappeared at most 4th quarters in the playoffs
-He promised Miami he was gonna win 8 championships for them
-Ditched D Wade and Bosh to go back to Cleveland
-Claims family life is better at Cleveland when he came back, but when he made the decision to go to Miami, he said Miami was the best city to raise his family
- Lost a finals game because the AC went out.
-claimed he is a king.doesn't even come from royalty
-Acts like he got a career ending injury after a hard foul, then comes back after a minute to play and he's fine
-Got exposed by Kobe at ASG
-Miraculously regrows his hairline at some points of the season
-Was part of the Bronze medal team for the olympics
- wore bigger headband as hairline receded
- took headband off to be like teammates, then put it back on.
- Calling his travels a "crab dribble"
- showing his tic tac to the world on national tv
- terrible acting in that new movie
- gets shamed on national tv while trying to say hello to mo williams
- sits on the ground crying after turning the ball over in a ECF game
- appears in Kia commericial when we all know damn well he doesn't drive one
- probably sleeps 8 hours a day, lebron should be practicing at 3 am like kobe
- has poor man's jonah hill following him from city to city
- Had Lance Stephenson blow into his ear and he didn't fight back
- Didn't shake hands with the Magic players after getting beat in that ECF
- let delonte smash his mom
- too scared to participate in the dunk contest
- "would rather not make playoffs so doesn't have to feel pain of losing"
- calls himself best player in the world, then loses Finals MVP to Iggy
- Mocked Dirk's illness in the 2011 Finals
- Got Jay-Z to write a Deshawn Stevenson/Wizards diss track that encouraged refs to give him more calls
- Rejoined a team whose owner wrote a Comic Sans rant about him
-Wore his own Nike MVP t shirt and a shirt that read "Check My $tats"
- can't win with an injured Kyrie
- Claims that he was never part of a superteam, when he orchestrated multiple superteams
- 3-5

Plus my additions:

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN.



Plus a few of my own additions throughout the years:

-Blown TWO 2-1 leads in the Finals (DAL in 2011, GS in 2015)
-Blown ANOTHER 2-1 lead (BOS in 2010)
-Blown a 3-2 lead (DET in 2006)
-Part of the team with the largest losing deficit in NBA Finals history (average loss of 14 points per game, SA in 2014)
-Missed the playoffs his first two years
-Record of 22-33 in NBA Finals games (UPDATED)
-Builds school as a front for his own personal memorabilia collection of 100+ game worn shoes.
-Missed the playoffs more times than MJ (3 times to MJ's 2 with the WIZARDS)... BUT I THOUGHT HE'D RATHER NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS THAN LOSE IN THE FINALS, so no problem
-Misses the playoffs in first season out of the weak east
-Lied by saying the Heat won less games the year before he got there to continue implying that he still has not ever been on a superteam.
-Waits until after getting beat down to bring the cast on his hand out.
-Lost as many Finals as Mike won.
- lebronze has 2 games in the playoffs (in 2011 and 2014) when he scored under 10 points.
-Had to have Nike release an "Earned Not Given" print ad and t-shirt to try to brainwash the younger generation, weakminded, and blind into thinking that he had actually done something.
-4/10 in the Finals doesn't mean much, that's less than 50% of the time.
-2 of those Finals wins came in * seasons (lockout shortened year of 2011-2012 and 2020 fake bubble season

And some additions based on recent events:

-Blown ANOTHER 2-1 lead (PHX in 2021)
-Complains about not being 100% and AD's injuries, but proceeds to lose to a 1-armed CP0, who was healthy for literally 1 QUARTER of 1 GAME in the 6 game series.
-Went to the locker room way too early in Game 5 (around 5 minutes left), probably completely demoralized his team for Game 6. Great leader.

And finally, I will update one of them from above:

-Missed the playoffs more times than MJ (4 times to MJ's 2 with the WIZARDS)... BUT I THOUGHT HE'D RATHER NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS THAN LOSE IN THE FINALS, so no problem

This is such a great tradition, can't believe it is likely to end sooner rather than later... but I will not let this thread die, even as lebronze stat-pads his way to a bunch of cumulative records that distort the true meaning of the GOAT title.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Still the best heel basketball promo ever -

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Strong Boosie Energy.

 

[Girl Thats Jules]

Curry passed Lebron

 

[Peep Game]

Curry passed Lebron

Passed him in number of rings as well. Curry never had to have a three month vacation at a resort to get any of his. Tough scene.

 

[Girl Thats Jules]

Passed him in number of rings as well. Curry never had to have a three month vacation at a resort to get any of his. Tough scene.

That bubble ring was huge for Lebrons career.

Dude is lucky as hell, one thing people never talk about is how the were able to hit shots in the bubble. I attribute that to no crowd being there.

Some of those Lakers were hitting shots they never hit before or since. AD was like Curry from 3, Rondo was lights-out from 3, Lebron was hitting clutch free throws etc.

No way any of them hit those shots in real arenas.

 

[Peep Game]

That bubble ring was huge for Lebrons career.

Dude is lucky as hell, one thing people never talk about is how the were able to hit shots in the bubble. I attribute that to no crowd being there.

Some of those Lakers were hitting shots they never hit before or since. AD was like Curry from 3, Rondo was lights-out from 3, Lebron was hitting clutch free throws etc.

No way any of them hit those shots in real arenas.

And no way AD remains healthy without that extended vacation

 

[titang545]

That bubble ring was huge for Lebrons career.

Dude is lucky as hell, one thing people never talk about is how the were able to hit shots in the bubble. I attribute that to no crowd being there.

Some of those Lakers were hitting shots they never hit before or since. AD was like Curry from 3, Rondo was lights-out from 3, Lebron was hitting clutch free throws etc.

No way any of them hit those shots in real arenas.

Dudes literally beat the JV Heat team to win that ring. Guys doing almost anything to not play that tournament and get paid. Lou Will taking detours through Atlanta strip clubs.

 

[Peep Game]

Dudes literally beat the JV Heat team to win that ring. Guys doing almost anything to not play that tournament and get paid. Lou Will taking detours through Atlanta strip clubs.

Austin Rivers and TJ Warren becoming Jordan and Pippen at various times. Dame winning his made-up bubble MVP after 8 games after whining about being an all star. Danuel House becoming a sex fiend and risking covid. That season was literally a Married With Children spin-off.

 

[Girl Thats Jules]

I forgot about a lot of these antics, man all of this is going to be forgotten to history.

There really needs to be a true 30-for-30 on this but ESPN will never tell the whole truth.

 

[wavycrocket]

Austin Rivers and TJ Warren becoming Jordan and Pippen at various times. Dame winning his made-up bubble MVP after 8 games after whining about being an all star. Danuel House becoming a sex fiend and risking covid. That season was literally a Married With Children spin-off.

I forgot about a lot of these antics, man all of this is going to be forgotten to history.

There really needs to be a true 30-for-30 on this but ESPN will never tell the whole truth.

Man George Hill and the entire Bucks organization didn’t even want to play. And they led the charge.

'Tired Of The Killings': Pro Athletes Refuse To Play To Protest Racial Injustice

Professional sports players in the NBA, MLB, WNBA and MLS protested the police shooting of Jacob Blake in Kenosha, Wis. The players refused to play to raise awareness for social justice issues.

www.npr.org

Bron was hot. He was on record for forcing the season to continue. And was visibly annoyed at the thought of “canceling the szn”. The OG story was the real one

LeBron James was reportedly upset with the Bucks for protesting without a plan

The early reports about what LeBron James had to say during the players meeting in the NBA bubble on Wednesday did not paint a full picture of what the Lakers star was angry about.

www.silverscreenandroll.com

But after some backlash, another corrected bogus story by Chris Haynes came out that it was Bron/Lakers and Clippers that were in favor of ending the season .

Inside the emotional 48 hours that saved the NBA's bubble

This is how the NBA nearly lost its postseason but managed to find some common ground, come together and move on.

sports.yahoo.com

Do Y’all remember the shenanigans from the conflicting reports that came out about the players meeting ? Writers getting discredited. The narrative they settled on, was the Klutch one. And business continued as usual.

Fakes season of all time.

 

[titang545]

Man George Hill and the entire Bucks organization didn’t even want to play. And they led the charge.

'Tired Of The Killings': Pro Athletes Refuse To Play To Protest Racial Injustice

Professional sports players in the NBA, MLB, WNBA and MLS protested the police shooting of Jacob Blake in Kenosha, Wis. The players refused to play to raise awareness for social justice issues.

www.npr.org

Bron was hot. He was on record for forcing the season to continue. And was visibly annoyed at the thought of “canceling the szn”. The OG story was the real one

LeBron James was reportedly upset with the Bucks for protesting without a plan

The early reports about what LeBron James had to say during the players meeting in the NBA bubble on Wednesday did not paint a full picture of what the Lakers star was angry about.

www.silverscreenandroll.com

But after some backlash, another corrected bogus story by Chris Haynes came out that it was Bron/Lakers and Clippers that were in favor of ending the season .

Inside the emotional 48 hours that saved the NBA's bubble

This is how the NBA nearly lost its postseason but managed to find some common ground, come together and move on.

sports.yahoo.com

Do Y’all remember the shenanigans from the conflicting reports that came out about the players meeting ? Writers getting discredited. The narrative they settled on, was the Klutch one. And business continued as usual.

Fakes season of all time.

In 30 years once all the guys on LeBron payroll are ready to come out and share the truth. Real Sports going to do a story on what really went on. Going to be sitting there like old Bif, I remember that.

Funny thing I actually liked LeBron early on when he was doing the LeBron family. However I stopped liking him when the, "he doesn't have enough help push" was put into full court press mode. A little while after that the Miami Special, and the me, me, me narrative.

 

[keko jones]

I don't think Lebron had any haters or doubters until he faked an elbow injury followed by the decision and the speech that predicted 7 or more chips. Then lebron went downhill.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

 

[bigbadbennyism]

I don't think Lebron had any haters or doubters until he faked an elbow injury followed by the decision and the speech that predicted 7 or more chips. Then lebron went downhill.

Remember "Soft Cast" LeBron? The hijinx...

 

[bigbadbennyism]

Elite...

 

[titang545]

Couple post I saw on FB over the weekend.

Dude really thinks he is in the GOAT conversation. LOL.

Saw dudes on FB tying to praise his stats, but wanted to gloss over the 0-3 start. SMH.

 

[keko jones]

 

[Peep Game]

 

[titang545]

But they got the "GOAT" on the team how are they performing so badly.

 

[DB Cooper]

But I thought the “Goat” made teams better?

 

[titang545]

But I thought the “Goat” made teams better?

That myth was debunked years ago, only ones holding on to that are his lemmings. Players stats go down playing with him except for a few outliers. Loves numbers I believe are back up to his Minny days.