Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....

:lol at y'all believing the ceiling fan bit. The best ones get warped or broken with the slightest weight shift, imagine a whole person.

I've done the multiple showers thing, with reason though. Shower in the morning to go out, came back, took a ****, showered. Hit the gym showered, went out, smashed, showered.
 
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When Im eating something REALLY good
and its so good that I realize I'm eating it to fast to actually savor it
Like I'm just chewing and swallowing without letting it stay on my tongue
When I start to swallow it I stop it before it goes down
and bring it back up to get a few more chews/bites
 
That's nasty..when food is really good n no one is around I bust out dancing while chewing


When I'm really stressed i turn Into a complete slob
 
Sounds painful..tip be burning like a muh if it enters


Unless you were talking about the drug...still then I wouldn't do it
naw its like icey hot it kinda feels like iuno sorta wanna pee then sorta wanna bust but the coke keeps it numb so you dont do neither... and its kinda like viagra i guess viagra before viagra
 
 
head with coke sprinkled on tip.... >all
im dying to smash a chick sky high on nose candy...

weed while sexing is the bomb, drunk sex will have me pinning shorty up against the wall...
swear to god im hulk when im drunk

i always hoist them high, then slowly ease them on the d, its perfect cause they cant run lol, its good for the first 5 inches, then once it get to about 7, they be like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ****" lol then i give em the final .5 inches (extra .5 in the summer doe lol)

just hate liquor dik mang, have me goin for hours just to bust a weak *** nut
 
 
swear to god im hulk when im drunk

i always hoist them high, then slowly ease them on the d, its perfect cause they cant run lol, its good for the first 5 inches, then once it get to about 7, they be like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ****" lol then i give em the final .5 inches (extra .5 in the summer doe lol)

just hate liquor dik mang, have me goin for hours just to bust a weak *** nut
yea that ish sucks u get tired just tired of the chickand just sex period.... like its cool going in then like a hr later ur like man im done with this bish but u like well hell i gotta bust so...
 
No 36 ounces but I swear my meat is larger in the summer..I be walkin around doin the ball Johnson when it's warm out
 
I paid a homeless young chick to dome me up for $10 3years ago when I was on 30min lunch break in Orange County once when i had just moved to Cali

I bought a gucci belt and have no idea why and cant afford it.

my dad treats me like a child. and im not man enough to confront him yet, but been planning too..

i think im an alcoholic, just not a frequent drinker
 
I paid a homeless young chick to dome me up for $10 3years ago when I was on 30min lunch break in Orange County once when i had just moved to Cali


I bought a gucci belt and have no idea why and cant afford it.


my dad treats me like a child. and im not man enough to confront him yet, but been planning too..

i think im an alcoholic, just not a frequent drinker
REAL.
 
I used to practice intercourse on my pillow. Like I would fold it and stick my schlong in the crack and just stroke til I bust..
 
 
I paid a homeless young chick to dome me up for $10 3years ago when I was on 30min lunch break in Orange County once when i had just moved to Cali

I bought a gucci belt and have no idea why and cant afford it.

my dad treats me like a child. and im not man enough to confront him yet, but been planning too..

i think im an alcoholic, just not a frequent drinker
This ain't the confessions thread b.

What was she out of 10 tho and how was it?
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Bout to go homeless girl hunting.

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I used to practice intercourse on my pillow. Like I would fold it and stick my schlong in the crack and just stroke til I bust..
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Please tell me you ain't sleep on that same pillow afterwards.
 
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