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Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....
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Naw g. We ain't forget your nightly piss masks. Until someone fesses up to rubbing their own feces and/or semen on their face, you still the nastiest dude on NT.
Old cold piss.
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Just looked back at the thread it was 703 Hwy that posted it but i coulda sworn it was the sn i put up
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703 is scarred for life... For those who need to be caught up to speed on the situation -
[QUOTE name="703 Hwy"]
Back in HS in like 05, I was able to get my mom to let me use the car that day so i'm like #winning. After school I get up with my usual girl and we head to her house cause she's got the open crib. Proceed to get the dombs then on to the yambs......mind you we're downstairs in the entertainment room entertaining, when we hear a car pull up so we head to the closet cause it's her dad and his buddy. I'm heated cuase i'm hiding butt-naked in her closet (that's how I do the do) while her dad is a few feet in front of us. The both come in grab a couple beers and plop down on the couch and turn on ESPN. At this point i'm like WWTTTFFFFFF, this could be awhile. Bout 20mins and more brews go by, then her dad is like hey Frank come here.
Frank keeps saying naw not right now your daughter could walk in. Her dad reassures him it's cool and WHIPS IT OUT!! Dude starts stroking it for bout a good 3 mins till it's rock solid. At this point me and her are both freaking out cause her dad is like super strict. Frank gets down on his knees and starts bopping for apples while her dad is moaning and playing with Frank's hair. Looked like a scene out of ghetto gaggers. Her dad is like yea that's it, ohhh yea, here it comes open wide and blasts Frank at point blank range. While in complete shock my phone rings out loud from the closet and they both jump up! Her dad heads to the closet and I burst out butt naked knocking him over and head for the door. I hop in my whip and speed off....Till this day we just exchange arkward hi's whenever we see each other.[/QUOTE]
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Oooooooh yea here it comes open wide 
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He got caught hiding in the closet
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I guarantee if you take a look at the childhoods of serial killers there were some weird pee fetishes, masturbating in public, etc
NT freaking me out.
NT freaking me out.
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exactlyI guarantee if you take a look at the childhoods of serial killers there were some weird pee fetishes, masturbating in public, etc
NT freaking me out.
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Just finished reading the entire thread
Bruh.....
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gave a whole new meaning to wdywt
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Scene out of ghetto gaggers.
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I'm 5'5 and I did it pretty easily before... Don't remember why I did it, think I mighta been high
Aaaand now I just read that story above
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in like the 3rd grade i used an exotic potted plant as my urinal cuz there was no bathroom within sprinting distance of my dreamcast.
plant mysteriously died like 4 months later, moms still dont know what was up.
plant mysteriously died like 4 months later, moms still dont know what was up.
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frank and that girl's dad are def savage.
Strict dad be the one doing the wildest thing
Strict dad be the one doing the wildest thing
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Yo, that story takes the cake. :x :x Savage lifestyle might not make it
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at the story.
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This one too
"i was smashing my ex at her grandma's house, her grandma was blind and she didn't allow any company. so i would come over occasionally and we would smash without a care in the world. till one day her grandma decided to turned the knob and come into our love shack. she walked in with her walking cane and she was like, Carla are you thumping cause it smell like sex in here and she tried to cover for me by saying she was on the rag. But granny didn't budge, so she walked close to the bed and took her walking stick and started to swing at the bed, i got hit in the arm the leg and i didn't scream even though she had a swing like Barry bonds. so i couldn't take it and i rolled off the bed and crouched at the corner of the room in pain so i could deviate a plane to make the great escape. i waited a couple of minutes, she eventually got on all fours and started using her cane like a vacuum cleaner searching for me. i just hop right over abuela like she was hurdle on a track."
"i was smashing my ex at her grandma's house, her grandma was blind and she didn't allow any company. so i would come over occasionally and we would smash without a care in the world. till one day her grandma decided to turned the knob and come into our love shack. she walked in with her walking cane and she was like, Carla are you thumping cause it smell like sex in here and she tried to cover for me by saying she was on the rag. But granny didn't budge, so she walked close to the bed and took her walking stick and started to swing at the bed, i got hit in the arm the leg and i didn't scream even though she had a swing like Barry bonds. so i couldn't take it and i rolled off the bed and crouched at the corner of the room in pain so i could deviate a plane to make the great escape. i waited a couple of minutes, she eventually got on all fours and started using her cane like a vacuum cleaner searching for me. i just hop right over abuela like she was hurdle on a track."
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This one too
"i was smashing my ex at her grandma's house, her grandma was blind and she didn't allow any company. so i would come over occasionally and we would smash without a care in the world. till one day her grandma decided to turned the knob and come into our love shack. she walked in with her walking cane and she was like, Carla are you thumping cause it smell like sex in here and she tried to cover for me by saying she was on the rag. But granny didn't budge, so she walked close to the bed and took her walking stick and started to swing at the bed, i got hit in the arm the leg and i didn't scream even though she had a swing like Barry bonds. so i couldn't take it and i rolled off the bed and crouched at the corner of the room in pain so i could deviate a plane to make the great escape. i waited a couple of minutes, she eventually got on all fours and started using her cane like a vacuum cleaner searching for me. i just hop right over abuela like she was hurdle on a track."
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This one too
"i was smashing my ex at her grandma's house, her grandma was blind and she didn't allow any company. so i would come over occasionally and we would smash without a care in the world. till one day her grandma decided to turned the knob and come into our love shack. she walked in with her walking cane and she was like, Carla are you thumping cause it smell like sex in here and she tried to cover for me by saying she was on the rag. But granny didn't budge, so she walked close to the bed and took her walking stick and started to swing at the bed, i got hit in the arm the leg and i didn't scream even though she had a swing like Barry bonds. so i couldn't take it and i rolled off the bed and crouched at the corner of the room in pain so i could deviate a plane to make the great escape. i waited a couple of minutes, she eventually got on all fours and started using her cane like a vacuum cleaner searching for me. i just hop right over abuela like she was hurdle on a track."
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