Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[SplinterMatic319]

I felt uncomfortable using new slang words out loud.

 

[Mark Antony]

Am I washed? Hear me out .

Somebody was slightly inconsiderate and caused a minor inconvinience for me and I didn't check him.

I was in a store securing my pair of Concords. As soon as I leave I see a UPS truck double parked and boxing me in. I go over to the driver and tell him Im trying to leave. He already started unloading packages (for the same sneaker store I was just in) and says it will only take a few minutes (it did only take a few minutes). Hes dolo and doesn't have a partner that can quickly move the truck instead.

Old me wouldn't have tolerated that. I def would've gotten out of that spot por la buena o la mala. Not talking tough, just is what it is (or was what it was).

NT wwyd?

Dude just doing his job, couldn't wait a few mins?

 

[freakydestroyer]

I had a couple items to add to the list this week but cannot recall now.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I felt uncomfortable using new slang words out loud.

So stop forcing yourself to use them.

Leave that to the youngins

 

[jape]

I went out two days on a row this weekend.

I’m basically paralyzed in my bed right now.

Already thinking about cancelling all my Sunday plans like do we really need a Christmas tree this year?

 

[Smokecitykicks]

I went out two days on a row this weekend.

I’m basically paralyzed in my bed right now.

 

[frshstunna]

I went out two days on a row this weekend.

I’m basically paralyzed in my bed right now.

Already thinking about cancelling all my Sunday plans like do we really need a Christmas tree this year?

Can’t do back to backs...think of yourself like an NBA vet playing for the Spurs

 

[calibeebee]

Can’t do back to backs...think of yourself like an NBA vet playing for the Spurs

This is so true. I tell my girl almost daily that 32 is like retirement age for most athletes and with most activities I’m gonna have to limit my minutes

“Let’s go for a hike!”

“Sorry babe, I just went Christmas shopping. Thats 5 hours of standing and walking. I’m maxed on minutes for the week, maybe next week.”

 

[Nujavez]

 

[ahat]

This is so true. I tell my girl almost daily that 32 is like retirement age for most athletes and with most activities I’m gonna have to limit my minutes

“Let’s go for a hike!”

“Sorry babe, I just went Christmas shopping. Thats 5 hours of standing and walking. I’m maxed on minutes for the week, maybe next week.”

Damn you'll be eligible for the hall soon

 

[datznasty]

This is so true. I tell my girl almost daily that 32 is like retirement age for most athletes and with most activities I’m gonna have to limit my minutes

“Let’s go for a hike!”

“Sorry babe, I just went Christmas shopping. Thats 5 hours of standing and walking. I’m maxed on minutes for the week, maybe next week.”

Since I switched to Keto, and I know it's such an annoying fad everyone is talking about it, my energy levels have skyrocketed. I don't even eat some days and I still go all day no problem. I try to mostly just eat when I feel hungry, as counterintutive as it may sound. Probably fast 1 or 2 days out of the week and eat once or twice on the others

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Get that TRT. Since I went off of it, my T has still been going up too so that thing about it killing your own production is YMMV

You take the Cialis?

 

[datznasty]

No. Testosterone Cypionate and HCG, but I haven't in over a month.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

No. Testosterone Cypionate and HCG, but I haven't in over a month.

So the T treatment makes you not need the ED pills?

 

[datznasty]

If ones needs them, yea it could be a T issue. Could also be a vasodilation issue, could be entirely mental too, fat/stress/cortisol/increased estrogen (estradol), all of which inversely correlate to aging and body comp/lifestyle.

 

[coolcool]

Since I switched to Keto, and I know it's such an annoying fad everyone is talking about it, my energy levels have skyrocketed. I don't even eat some days and I still go all day no problem. I try to mostly just eat when I feel hungry, as counterintutive as it may sound. Probably fast 1 or 2 days out of the week and eat once or twice on the others

keto/IMF is the truth. i know health and diet varies individually, but for majority of ppl, this should be the baseline, IMO. from my experience, ppl aren't patient enough to get it or scared butter will make them fat and die of heart attack. but do you obviously.

 

[freakydestroyer]

I'm listening to classical music.
I accidentally took a bite out of the paper wrapper on my sandwich.

 

[jape]

not a fan of keto
Too difficult to sustain long term

 

[wavylo413]

Somebody school me on this Keto foolishness, but not the scientific way. Give me the Hood version.

 

[calibeebee]

Somebody school me on this Keto foolishness, but not the scientific way. Give me the Hood version.

In theory,

Instead of using carbs to fuel your body, youll use protein and fat.

Your body needs carbs to fuel workouts, so it burns ketone bodies to make up for what you’re not eating. Burning ketone bodies is what happens when you lose fat.

So hood description: don’t eat carbs, just eat fat and protein, you’ll lose body far when you workout (as long as you don’t overdue your caloric intake).

 

[SplinterMatic319]

i felt like I had no energy when I did keto

 

[adobecs4]

I should give keto a try

 

[JPS]

In

 

[calibeebee]

i felt like I had no energy when I did keto

Correct. Carbs Give you enery. You also lose hella strength going keto.

 

[ahat]

So no energy? Weak af?

You'll live a long time but you'll built like chewing gum. Sounds sick.