Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[headdetective]

lol

The key is to embrace being washed.

 

[addict4sneakers]

Big booty young woman at work thought I was in my 20s and was shocked when I told her I was 35.

#antiwashed

 

[youngwolf]

When you die no one will care

 

[illhistorical]

Big booty young woman at work thought I was in my 20s and was shocked when I told her I was 35.

#antiwashed

35 ain't washed, that's your prime!

 

[art vandelay]

lol

The key is to embrace being washed.

True, I tend to attempt to make being washed not so bad, I try to be the most hip washed dude. But just thinking about it makes me seemed more washed.

 

[maq25060]

First time I was exposed to Gucci's Lemonade beat was while watching a nursery rhyme video on youtube with my daughter 3 or 4 years ago. Went a full 2 years not knowing it was a real rap song.

I did believe the production value was through the roof for a youtube kids song but didn't think much of it beyond that.

 

[jape]

my boss let me go home early so i could join my girl at her work party
now all i wanna do is use the extra time off to sleep

 

[imrobindahood]

35 ain't washed, that's your prime!

Seriously, best age to be stacking money !

 

[jape]

35 is not your prime physically
thats for damn sure

 

[illhistorical]

35 is not your prime physically
thats for damn sure

If you spent all of your 20's partying and not taking care of yourself like I was, then it could be. But it's definitely the best age to be stacking money.

 

[jape]

If you spent all of your 20's partying and not taking care of yourself like I was, then it could be.

it's still not
how many athletes reach their peak athletic ability at 35?

 

[Xennial]

depends on the sport, there are boxers like floyd, B Hop etc. that were in their prime at 35

it's still not
how many athletes reach their peak athletic ability at 35?

 

[jape]

depends on the sport, there are boxers like floyd, B Hop etc. that were in their prime at 35

not physically in his prime

 

[Xennial]

In most sports they consider athletes having a brief window as their prime in 30-32 but some athletes are able to extend it beyond that, same thing with ppl, different ppl age differently

not physically in his prime

 

[jape]

In most sports they consider athletes having a brief window as their prime in 30-32 but some athletes are able to extend it beyond that, same thing with ppl, different ppl age differently

you are talking exceptions

 

[promac]

If you spent all of your 20's partying and not taking care of yourself like I was, then it could be. But it's definitely the best age to be stacking money.

I disagree. Most people have kids by 35, harder to stack money when you have kids. Best age to stack money is when you have a job with no responsibility (early 20’s) imo

of course everyone’s situation is different

 

[picasso swerve]

I keep falling asleep on my commute. When I snap out of it, it takes me a few seconds to figure out where I am. Can't believe I haven't crashed yet. I guess we have autopilot capabilities built into us as long-time drivers.

Theres literally a term for this. When you drive from a to b so regularly that at times when you get to b, you “forget” how you got there.

 

[illhistorical]

it's still not
how many athletes reach their peak athletic ability at 35?

I originally meant "prime" not strictly to mean just physically. As an athlete or a person, I meant it as your best combination of physical traits, maturity, intelligence and finances. I feel like for most average dudes it all comes together in your early 30's, but everyone has their own criteria.

 

[Master Zik]

Big booty young woman at work thought I was in my 20s and was shocked when I told her I was 35.

#antiwashed

Being washed isn't always the appearance but the feeling.

I don't look my age either. My body still aches.

 

[calibeebee]

Annual washed checkup today. About to ball with some college cats. Will update y’all on the results of the screening process tonight.

 

[calibeebee]

Welp. I held my own, even though my shots weren’t falling. Solid D the whole time. Didn’t get burnt once. Played until most everyone left.

One kid asked me if I was a sophomore “nah bro, I BEEN graduated”

I guess The most washed part about the experience is that today I’m too sore to play again.

also, i don’t have a temper like I did when I was younger. These dudes just flagrantly referred to me as “the light skinned dude” the entire night and I didn’t check em, just laughed it off

 

[babyface34]

I haven’t even touched a basketball in almost 2 years. At 35, the thought of what can happen within multiple full court runs is quite frightening right now . Never had serious injuries, aside from the occasional ankle sprain or shin splints. Gonna give it another go some time next month

 

[calibeebee]

I haven’t even touched a basketball in almost 2 years. At 35, the thought of what can happen within multiple full court runs is quite frightening right now . Never had serious injuries, aside from the occasional ankle sprain or shin splints. Gonna give it another go some time next month

i turn 34 in a month. Everytime I leave for an open gym I tell my girl “babe, be prepared for that torn ACL or torn Achilles call. It’s just a matter of time.”

I’m fully subscribed to the not IF but WHEN mentality. YOLO

 

[parada45]

If a movie is 2 hours plus I’ll just wait for it to come out on Redbox

I usually knock out at the movies

 

[ronaldo nazario]

i turn 34 in a month. Everytime I leave for an open gym I tell my girl “babe, be prepared for that torn ACL or torn Achilles call. It’s just a matter of time.”

I’m fully subscribed to the not IF but WHEN mentality. YOLO

Just tore my ACL for the third time (2nd in 3 years) It's tough man. But I don't want to accept being washed. I'll change my approach, but I'm not going to live my life scared of doing it again.