Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[roysfitted]

I wake up to pee everyday at 5am. Very washed.

LOL this has been me lately and I'm 29

 

[sneakaprince]

LOL this has been me lately and I'm 29

Man I'm just glad it ain't just me. Peep some of the advice above. I will try to implement some of these in my daily life to see what's up

 

[calibeebee]

Good morning my washed fam. What’s hurtin today? I’m still recovering from a low back injury doing deadlifts. Missed a week of work. I go back tomorrow. I feel more washed after doing nothing for a week, than if I just worked through the pain.

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

I wake up to pee everyday at 5am. Very washed.

Pelvic floor exercises my Gs

 

[Lucky13s]

There is a huge difference between being "washed" (not being quite as vibrant/cool/healthy as when you were younger)

and being completely lame at 26.

 

[shogun]

At 26 I was still an alcoholic and having more fun than most college kids. It was kinda nice only needing 3-4 hours of sleep a night and not getting tired during the day.

 

[eracism]

Spent most of my weekend online shopping for an at-home cardigan. It's a very meticulous process as this will be what keeps me warm at home 7 days a week in the coming winter.

Do you have one?

 

[Mark Antony]

A brand new cardigan specifically for indoors instead of just grabbing any old thing?

 

[danikerhino]

Me and my co-workers always talk about times where we get good sleep, if that's not pathetically washed than I don't know what is.

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

i feel like i haven't had a good night sleep in forever. ya girl is always sleepy like i look forward to bed time..idk washed af. My man and I always talk about the days when we would chill late night til early mornings and get no sleep and then go to work no problem. I literally can't stay up past 11 nowdays LOL

 

[jaypesoz]

Me and my co-workers always talk about times where we get good sleep, if that's not pathetically washed than I don't know what is.

Getting good sleep is just good practice. For all ages. Being washed is when you sacrifice going to bed early to catch another episode of an old *** Forensic Files episode you've seen 10 times already.

 

[jape]

Me and my co-workers always talk about times where we get good sleep, if that's not pathetically washed than I don't know what is.

fax
my wife and i always comment on the quality of sleep we get
we used to get no sleep and go out and be happy about it now it seems like our goal each day


we get together with close friends a lot and have drinks. we used to meet up around 9-10 and be up till like 2 am talking and drinking
now it's more like 5 or 6 to have dinner and drinks and be at home in bed by 9 or 10
im at this phase in my life where my mind still wants to go and do dumb immature **** and i still enjoy it but my body just doesn't comply anymore.

 

[Nouss]

If im up past 11-12, then I definitely took a nap that day.

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

Facts naps are an essential part of me staying up past 11pm

 

[shogun]

A nice nap before a night out is rejuvenating. Like getting out of a lazarus pit or hyperbolic chamber.

 

[ayotayo]

I started working out and lifting again last week. My sleep has been incredible.

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

I need to get back to the gym. Whenever i start working out i sleep phenomenally

 

[ahat]

I find myself reconsidering pizza unless its GF and the same with pasta smh. WASHED AF

I think i gotta dairy intolerance. Ice cream ****s me up milks trash anyways, been getting non dairy stuff lately. Coconut milk FTW

I havent had a match on Bumble in months...super washed

Damn they dont wanna meet the gunts? Delete the sisqo looking pic, youll flourish

I was a jumper/sprinter. The race was right in my wheelhouse only about 40-50m. It’s funny cuz I used to have clients at my gym challenge me all the time and I’d make them look silly without really even getting on the gas. So I was thinking it’d just be more of the same. Nah. Ya boy washed.

Jr probably got your genes man, probably the point when the student defeats the teacher.

what are you still doing here?
you naive child

Lmao! in the 6th or 7th grade I thought my profession was going to be a professional basketball player. Instead of the D.A.R.E. programs mother****ers should tell kids being a professional athlete is hard as ****!

 

[langfor5]

I use to eat at like 7. Maybe 6. Now if I don’t eat by 5 I’m cranky as all get at. #washed

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

I use to eat at like 7. Maybe 6. Now if I don’t eat by 5 I’m cranky as all get at. #washed

I be eating dinner like 5:30/6 #washedgang

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

I think i gotta dairy intolerance. Ice cream ****s me up milks trash anyways, been getting non dairy stuff lately. Coconut milk FTW

Try oat milk way better than almond, or coconut in my opinion. it's like creamy like reg milk.

 

[datznasty]

shiyeet,, I pull up in the Wal Mart parking lot to get groceries, lock the door and set my alarm/timer to 21 minutes and put my nap hat on (just a Thunder fitted I tip it over my face so people dont be lookin at me, I'm not really a hat guy so I dont wear it otherwise) and catch a quick nap before I go in there.

 

[promac]

shiyeet,, I pull up in the Wal Mart parking lot to get groceries, lock the door and set my alarm/timer to 21 minutes and put my nap hat on (just a Thunder fitted I tip it over my face so people dont be lookin at me, I'm not really a hat guy so I dont wear it otherwise) and catch a quick nap before I go in there.

damn taking a nap in the parking lot before you go into the store? I don’t know if that should be in the washed thread or the “doing it” thread

 

[ahat]

Wait you taking a nap before shopping? i thought you were napping quickly before your shift

 

[datznasty]

I don't work at Wal Mart fam. I got a "fussy" newborn, I have to get all the undisturbed naps I can and while on errands (obviously leaving them home) is the best time. Hell I'll pull up in the driveway and not open the garage door yet and grab 20 minutes then put the car back in drive and open the garage door and walk in like I just pulled up