Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[SlunderKingpin]

When your friends kid is your boss.
(Not my situation but I’m saying tho)

P.S. Been Washed even in the description...

 

[Grine]

If I do go out by midnight its time to turn it in..

Yeah, if I’m not moving around to go out around 8-9pmish, mostly likely I’m not leaving the house.

 

[Liquid Swords]

Some kid called me uncle in a pick up game at the gym. We stared at each other for a second and then we nodded in agreement

 

[isyouserious]

For my 27th birthday my parents bought me a Vacuum Cleaner. Not shoes or even money. I was grateful but perplexed. Now, I love the damn thing.

I just received my Sous Vide oven, and I can't yell you how excited I am to use it.

 

[Master Zik]

Some kid called me uncle in a pick up game at the gym. We stared at each other for a second and then we nodded in agreement

Son was weighing the pros and cons of this new label.

 

[niceshoes247]

When I started wearing Tods driving shoes

 

[isyouserious]

Son was weighing the pros and cons of this new label.

If you're raw you're a smart/sleeper pick. If you suck, its okay because you're washed. Its never a lose lose.

 

[Canadian Destroyer]

Realized yesterday that I spend more time in the households section at Marshall’s than the clothing section. I’m washed.

 

[sooperhooper]

On a spinoff note, how relieving is it to see a chick that you used to be crazy about, but never pulled, is washed now certain I look at their fb page and lowkey want to send them a Thank You message.

 

[calibeebee]

On a spinoff note, how relieving is it to see a chick that you used to be crazy about, but never pulled, is washed now certain I look at their fb page and lowkey want to send them a Thank You message.

Bro, I thank god everyday some of these chicks I shot my shot at turned me down. All these WASHED single moms struggling to make ends meet, mad overweight, trying to slang juice cleanses online or other pyramid schemes. Nobody gonna save you now, ol Rosanne looking gargoyle.

I have a bunch of DMs I never responded to from this one chick I would have given EVERYTHING to back in the day. "Hi. Hey. How are you? What have you been up to? Lookin good smiley face kissy face." This chick looks like Whoopi now, FOH homey don't play that.

 

[sooperhooper]

Bruh I felt your conviction in that post I feel you 1,000% I'm still crispy and fly in these streets but I just gotta get this Michael B Jordan body so I my Glow up package can be super sized

 

[Liquid Swords]

Thread got me taking myself to positive conviction.

However, I have a Bed Bath and Beyond giftcard in my wallet #staywarshed

 

[1c3m4m]

Built a bench last sunday.

Building myself a headboard this sunday.
Bunkbeds next couple weeks.

now thats what I call washed Vol. 1

Not gonna lie if i had the tools and space ill be building **** too

Friday nights with a shorty dip/chillin in the crib than going out to the clubs

Over that scene, rather hit a lounge or bar

26 checking in

 

[htg designs]

Some kid called me uncle in a pick up game at the gym. We stared at each other for a second and then we nodded in agreement

you was prolly waiting for the Drew part, like, "he musta ran outta breath mid sentence. i'll allow it."

 

[eracism]

Any of y'all buy OTC drugs? Gotta make a run to the drugstore this weekend to re-up on the Prilosec.

 

[kvsm23vs24]

Can’t lie. Some of these broads washed...

I’m out here stuntin going out, getting fit, going to new eats and these girls talking about there baby like “I only need my king”
Or their old pics like “can I be this skinny again”

 

[dipsetgeneral]

6'0ft and 176lbs and can barely grab rim. Smh

 

[frshstunna]

Fell asleep last night looking thru this thread...at 8:30

 

[frshstunna]

Always try to schedule my flight back on a saturday. If i arrive on sunday, im calling out monday.

I fly back Monday and just use Sunday for a straight chill day wherever I’m at

 

[SlunderKingpin]

Last Hip Hop show I went to was maybe 6 years ago. Last concert I went to was Morris Day & The Time. #Washed

 

[Renaldo Balkman]

I wake up at 4am now... I used to come home around that time

 

[$tacy]

When u look at some of the m&n throwbacks and remember buying the actual jersey in high school

When the old school mix play your senior song.

Waking up is a process now. I used to hop up and be out within 15. I wake up a hr and a half early for work.

U watch the news more than anything else on tv.

Find myself in the barbershop a hour longer than needed just talking like a old *****

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Fell asleep last night looking thru this thread...at 8:30

 

[Nike Jordan]

Last concert I went to was Morris Day & The Time.

 

[Master Zik]

Black ppl have so much swag.