Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[promac]

Facts.

You're a female?

Pics?

I didn’t mean you and I aren’t the same, I meant we’re (men) aren’t the same (as females)

 

[Master Zik]

Remember being horny all the time? Like that thing they say about males that they really think there's always the possobility of it going down with a girl at any moment

Not even thirsty but just that feeling that you could be ready to go in seconds.

Crossed my mind when I misconstrued promac 's post thinking he was a she and did the obiglatory NT asking for pics request.

Those were the days.

I didn’t mean you and I aren’t the same, I meant we’re (men) aren’t the same (as females)

Ah I see.

 

[supersaiyangod]

I agree we’re not the same. Females hit puberty faster than males, and our sexual peak is completely different (women in there 30’s, men in there late teens). Since women don’t hit their sexual peak until much later than males, who’s to say we’re not washed before they are.

What...? This can't be true....

 

[TURBO UNO]

Yo, I stepped off the curb awkwardly today and tweaked my knee. No biggie but I farted in the process. **** me I'm washed

 

[promac]

What...? This can't be true....

It’s actually early 20’s for men sorry, just depends on the person and circumstances

 

[pmpdaddyrobford]

Yo, I stepped off the curb awkwardly today and tweaked my knee. No biggie but I farted in the process. **** me I'm washed

Laughed way too hard that you farted

 

[Nouss]

Thats not the first person in thread who let loose when something happened. What is that about?

 

[jape]

Yo, I stepped off the curb awkwardly today and tweaked my knee. No biggie but I farted in the process. **** me I'm washed

random farts are def a sign lmao

 

[TURBO UNO]

Laughed way too hard that you farted

Thats not the first person in thread who let loose when something happened. What is that about?

random farts are def a sign lmao

I couldn't believe it fellas, I was shocked and embarrassed. I used to make fun of my uncles for things like that and now I'm going through it. Literally had a flashback of me as a kid poking fun of them that instant, it didn't help that I was walking by a bunch of high school kids with their cap & gown packages in hand. Felt so old, lol.

 

[smatrickewing718]

Tax Season > all podcasts.

be safe tho

 

[RustyShackleford]

Not at all. I still feel, look like I did 10 years ago.

Does that include your hairline?

 

[Master Zik]

Thats not the first person in thread who let loose when something happened. What is that about?

Are bodies use to be tight and somewhat controllable in that region but now **** is loose.

Gas collecting up and finding any opportunity to pass through

Its an active struggle.

 

[pmpdaddyrobford]

I couldn't believe it fellas, I was shocked and embarrassed. I used to make fun of my uncles for things like that and now I'm going through it. Literally had a flashback of me as a kid poking fun of them that instant, it didn't help that I was walking by a bunch of high school kids with their cap & gown packages in hand. Felt so old, lol.

Tears!
I can see it in my head like a comedy show

 

[LA Diggler]

Does that include your hairline?

 

[sooperhooper]

Does that include your hairline?

Especially the hairline.

 

[PRIME]

random farts are def a sign lmao

Fam sometimes I’ll be in bed and fart and don’t even know.

My girl gets big mad.

IDGAF tho.

 

[kdslittlebro]

Loss of sphincter control ain't washed.


That's drowned LMAO

 

[PRIME]

Fam it’s low key a depressing self realization

 

[addict4sneakers]

Nah I’m still in control of my gas

 

[Canadian Destroyer]

These girls are considered “hot” these days?

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

These girls are considered “hot” these days?

 

[Nouss]

Are bodies use to be tight and somewhat controllable in that region but now **** is loose.

Gas collecting up and finding any opportunity to pass through

Its an active struggle.

Damn man but yea Ive seen older cats just yawn and accidentally fart.

 

[youngogjosh]

These girls are considered “hot” these days?

Don't see a problem here

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

These girls are considered “hot” these days?

One of those tats says “not for resale, promo only”

 

[whatscomplex]

Just turned 28. It's a weird age. I feel like I'm at my peak while simultaneously on the brink of being washed. Can't even enjoy it cause I keep thinking of how washed I'll be in 2 years.