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*Friend calls my home phone*
Friend: "Hey, are you home?"
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i heard a girl sing the lyrics to "Big Pimpin" once... she sang "Big Pimpin spread the cheese"
"make sure you wear your shoes when you drive so if you get in a car accident your feet wont get cut off"![]()
LMAO TOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTEAt the barbershop:
Guy in chair: let me get a ceasar
Barber: sure thing
*Goes over head with clippers*
Barber: Like that?
Guy in chair: hmmmm....nah DARKER
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when my roommate was in the shower with her bf and me and my other roommate overheard her say "do it harder"
me:![]()
roommate: "maybe he was scratching her back?"
me:![]()
"I'm a sneaker collector/sneakerhead" How many pairs do you have? "Five"
I would like to add:
I'm not racist because I have a black friend![]()
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Customer: "Hey can I get a few slices of green lemon with my diet coke?"
Me:"You mean a lime??"
Customer: "No...its green but smaller and it looks like a lemon"
Me: Proceed to give her a few slices of lime.
Customer: "Thats what I was talking about!!"
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My homey:When I grow up imma get me a nice condo like one of these
His brother: Bruh your 23 years old
lmao.. he's still young doe :\
I remember dudes tweeting Nikestore asking when the Questions would be released![]()
my friend said society is trying to keep spanish people dumb by having a spanish option on ATMs... he was trying to say that it prevents them from learning english by giving them that option
"I wish I could see in 3D!"