- 10,363
- 33
- Joined
- May 9, 2006
Originally Posted by JD214
Stuff like this actually exists
Yo! That's a must read!!!
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: this_feature_currently_requires_accessing_site_using_safari
Originally Posted by JD214
Stuff like this actually exists
i always open the convo with a milf by asking "hey, dont i know you? werent you in my spanish class last semester"....pure gold...just started adding this one " so what are you out celebrating, 21st birthday or college graduation?Originally Posted by Tony Montana
TheRealMcCoy12 wrote:
Easiest way to bag a milf? Be a charming, well dressed 20-something year old at an older, classy spot. Then hit on her acting like the age difference is non-existent. If in NYC, hit up a hotel bar and look for the 40 year old drinking by herself.
i always open the convo with a milf by asking "hey, dont i know you? werent you in my spanish class last semester"....pure gold...just started adding this one " so what are you out celebrating, 21st birthday or college graduation?Originally Posted by Tony Montana
TheRealMcCoy12 wrote:
Easiest way to bag a milf? Be a charming, well dressed 20-something year old at an older, classy spot. Then hit on her acting like the age difference is non-existent. If in NYC, hit up a hotel bar and look for the 40 year old drinking by herself.
With his MilfSoup scenarios.Originally Posted by raptors29
You watch too many pornos fam!
With his MilfSoup scenarios.Originally Posted by raptors29
You watch too many pornos fam!
Originally Posted by DiPlOmAt TDOt
With his MilfSoup scenarios.Originally Posted by raptors29
You watch too many pornos fam!
Originally Posted by DiPlOmAt TDOt
With his MilfSoup scenarios.Originally Posted by raptors29
You watch too many pornos fam!
Originally Posted by Lightweight Champion
Originally Posted by Tony Montana
TheRealMcCoy12 wrote:
i always open the convo with a milf by asking "hey, dont i know you? werent you in my spanish class last semester"....pure gold...just started adding this one " so what are you out celebrating, 21st birthday or college graduation?
IMO you sound like you never smashed a milf in your life..�
This is what I do. I act like a self absorbed +#+@+%!, Buy�her beer�or anything�she want, Be sociable but act cool, Look at�her in the eyes, Get close to�her and do anything your body tells you to do, show her your not scared. after you think shes ready take her to a nice alley or something. but before everything ask her who�is she with�and then buy her a�beer.
Follow this and you'll smash in 30minutes TOPS. but thats IF she's into you.
Originally Posted by Lightweight Champion
Originally Posted by Tony Montana
TheRealMcCoy12 wrote:
i always open the convo with a milf by asking "hey, dont i know you? werent you in my spanish class last semester"....pure gold...just started adding this one " so what are you out celebrating, 21st birthday or college graduation?
IMO you sound like you never smashed a milf in your life..�
This is what I do. I act like a self absorbed +#+@+%!, Buy�her beer�or anything�she want, Be sociable but act cool, Look at�her in the eyes, Get close to�her and do anything your body tells you to do, show her your not scared. after you think shes ready take her to a nice alley or something. but before everything ask her who�is she with�and then buy her a�beer.
Follow this and you'll smash in 30minutes TOPS. but thats IF she's into you.
Lightweight Champion wrote:
Originally Posted by Tony Montana
TheRealMcCoy12 wrote:
i always open the convo with a milf by asking "hey, dont i know you? werent you in my spanish class last semester"....pure gold...just started adding this one " so what are you out celebrating, 21st birthday or college graduation?
IMO you sound like you never smashed a milf in your life..�
This is what I do. I act like a self absorbed +#+@+%!, Buy�her beer�or anything�she want, Be sociable but act cool, Look at�her in the eyes, Get close to�her and do anything your body tells you to do, show her your not scared. after you think shes ready take her to a nice alley or something. but before everything ask her who�is she with�and then buy her a�beer.
Follow this and you'll smash in 30minutes TOPS. but thats IF she's into you.
This.
And it must be executed in exactly this manner:
I know, i have never smashed one...thats why i came up this randomly in a dream ahaha
Lightweight Champion wrote:
Originally Posted by Tony Montana
TheRealMcCoy12 wrote:
i always open the convo with a milf by asking "hey, dont i know you? werent you in my spanish class last semester"....pure gold...just started adding this one " so what are you out celebrating, 21st birthday or college graduation?
IMO you sound like you never smashed a milf in your life..�
This is what I do. I act like a self absorbed +#+@+%!, Buy�her beer�or anything�she want, Be sociable but act cool, Look at�her in the eyes, Get close to�her and do anything your body tells you to do, show her your not scared. after you think shes ready take her to a nice alley or something. but before everything ask her who�is she with�and then buy her a�beer.
Follow this and you'll smash in 30minutes TOPS. but thats IF she's into you.
This.
And it must be executed in exactly this manner:
I know, i have never smashed one...thats why i came up this randomly in a dream ahaha
Originally Posted by Diego
Lulz at OP getting greeted by someones husband who happened to be at the bathroom while you put your flawless plan in motion.
Originally Posted by Diego
Lulz at OP getting greeted by someones husband who happened to be at the bathroom while you put your flawless plan in motion.