Serious Question: Have you ever had sex with a stranger? Vol NT After Dark

Dawg you kissed your own meat? Rainbow dawg
is kissing a girl after she gives you head really that big of a deal?


lol here we go. this topic was an epic thread a few yrs back. forgot her SN. some girl NTer said if a guy wouldn't kiss her after she swallows him, she'd would do something cutthroat to him in retaliation. str8 violate his life...along those lines. i gotta go ball so i can't gravedig, but you can find it if someone digs thru old threads via search.

thread was :rofl: :rofl:



FTR if she swallows thats a no go on the kiss

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ive come to understand girls do not cosign this AT ALL, fortunately my girl doesn't enforce this so lucky me.
 
lol here we go. this topic was an epic thread a few yrs back. forgot her SN. some girl NTer said if a guy wouldn't kiss her after she swallows him, she'd would do something cutthroat to him in retaliation. str8 violate his life...along those lines. i gotta go ball so i can't gravedig, but you can find it if someone digs thru old threads via search.

thread was :rofl: :rofl:



FTR if she swallows thats a no go on the kiss

karen-from-office-unsure-shrug.gif


ive come to understand girls do not cosign this AT ALL, fortunately my girl doesn't enforce this so lucky me.

Man I always had a bottle of water on deck for my ex to wash her mouth out anytime she got near the D :lol:
 
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So a friend of mine calls me cause he has a few morning classes he wants to skip and I had no classes that day.

I pick him up on the side of the school and he hops in asking me if I had anything to do in the next few hours? I reply no. He asks if I will drop him off like 10 minutes away?

I tell him cool since I'm not doing anything anyway. The whole way over he's on the phone with what is clearly a chick and begins setting up to smash.

I see what it is and ask if she has a friend. He says no. I lose all hope and decide to just fufill the deed of helping the homie.

We get to the apartment complex and I park with the car running to let him out. He asks me to come in for a sec since he didn't wanna walk in solo in a place he'd never been (This was in the hood.)

I walk in and there is a chick thick as hell in just a t-shirt walking around w/yambs free. He takes her in the next room immediately and comes back like 1 mintue later while I'm standing in the doorway.

She hits the kitchen and he calls me back to the room like "She said you can stay". I'm like WORD??
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She comes to the bedroom door butt naked and asks if we want some syrup. We look at each other and look at her and say "Hell Ya" in unison.

I'm thinking Lean and Yambs...I won today. She comes back to the door standing in the hallway drinking Ms.Butterworths out the bottle. We just shook our heads and drove past the chance to make her look stupid.

We proceed to take turns on her and leave. Didn't know her name till after we left on the way back home.
Im cool with the idea of one night stands...

But this. No. That chick slobbin knobs and she dont even know the dude AT ALL?

Would be fully convinced she's either been burned or is still burning. Woulda had homie give me gas money, and let me know if he needs me to take him home and left.
 
Happened more times then I care to remember. MySpace was golden to me. I had to have hit 40 plus off there alone. I used to copy and paste generic messages to any attractive girl. I had a thing called friend blaster where it would send one message to 50 ppl at one time. I would get the number. Txt for a few hours. Try to set something up at night. Go over and smash and never call again. I regret a few trips I made smh.
 
Happened more times then I care to remember. MySpace was golden to me. I had to have hit 40 plus off there alone. I used to copy and paste generic messages to any attractive girl. I had a thing called friend blaster where it would send one message to 50 ppl at one time. I would get the number. Txt for a few hours. Try to set something up at night. Go over and smash and never call again. I regret a few trips I made smh
Facebook games b...

Couldn't put a rubber band around the **** that were pulled.
 
Another story my first time ever drinkin & goin to a teen club I got domed up in the bathroom by a bbw yamb says my boys..from what I remember she was a attractive



It was a couple of my boys and I..we all slept at my dudes house since it was my last night in Ohio..I was movin to Maryland the next day this was back in 06..we went to this teen club in Akron called "Mangos" my boys brother was a bouncer there..from what I remember we were dancin and I started to finger her..then I asked her If she wanted to go to the bathroom..next thing I remember I was in th stall gettin top..she had braces tho smh..a piece of my skin on my head got stuck..she pulled back and cut my joint..there's a black spot still there from her
 
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Oooh **** how could I forget this...my boy and I on st patty days 2010 were mobbin thru our college town...on our way back to the Dorms .we hear some some chicks from across the street say "damn y'all sexy" and another one say "y'all some stallions" we insteadly went across the street and see wassup with them..they asked if we wanted to drink of course we agree..so we go to this house..turns out to be one of the chicks brother crib..they give us a 12 pack of bud to share..in the kitchen I seen they had some gifts wrapped up I ask was it someone's bday..they start laughin and tell me open up one..Mann they were reason pornos and sex toys..the brother was gay and he received a dildo lmao..he asked us did we wanna stay and watch a movie with them were like hellllllllll naw..so the chicks was like well were gonna stay here for a while and come by later..about 2hrs later I'm smashin on my roommates bed and my boy was smashin on the couch...
 
Dunno if this counts. Smashed my roommates' girlfriend's homegirl (if that makes sense) on Cinco de Mayo. I'd seen her over our apt before but never spoke to her, didn't even really speak to her that night till about 11p.m. :lol: She got "drunk" (don't think 2 beers and a margarita get you drunk if you're 5'10, but w/e). Ended up going back to her place after our friends went home, got top, smashed, she suggested I spend the night, I made up some b.s about having to go home. Hopped in the big body n went back to the crib.

She was slightly chunky (word to the voluptious women thread) yambs were :smokin tho.
 
Oh you really got me there pal :rolleyes

You smashing a random girl that you've never seen before and you know she's drunk, that's cool? :lol: my fault if that's the way you have to get it


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Adults go out, have drink and do things like have sex. Have you graduated highschool ? :lol:

I actually start my last semester of college tomorrow :smokin I assumed having a drink didn't equate to "clearly inebriated" but my fault carry on getting those drunken stranger yambs my brother
 
It was a couple of my boys and I..we all slept at my dudes house since it was my last night in Ohio..I was movin to Maryland the next day this was back in 06..we went to this teen club in Akron called "Mangos" my boys brother was a bouncer there..from what I remember we were dancin and I started to finger her..then I asked her If she wanted to go to the bathroom..next thing I remember I was in th stall gettin top..she had braces tho smh..a piece of my skin on my head got stuck..she pulled back and cut my joint..there's a black spot still there from her
Should've saved that story for the sharing a bed with my boys cuz I want to save money thread.
 
senior year high school.

my boy was getting ready to smash his chick for the first time and brought me along to her friend's crib. all 4 of us were laid out on her small *** bed and she faced me and went to unbuckle my belt. my boy's chick heard the loud *** clackle and took my man to the living room.

we both proceeded to beat the yambs in unison. a true spiritual bonding moment with the bro.

never talked to or saw her again after that and felt disgusted with myself for a minute.
 
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Wait! Just realized I gotta story.

It's saturday morning, and I wanna hit up the weed man. Now I went to highschool with this guy, but he's not my friend or anything. Just known him for a long time.

So I go to his house, and when he comes outside he's like "yo take to Mcdonalds real quick i'll give you some gas money."

So i take him to Mcdonald's and he's on the phone talking to some broad.

Then he's like "ey bruh take me to the Metro (suitland metro to be precise for my pg heads) and i'll give you some free green."

So i'm like sure. I take him there thinking he just needed a ride, but when we get there he's like "yea i got this fat ***** bout to get off work and she's gonna give me a piece of her paycheck in return for some weed and some D."

So we're waiting, and this chick gets off the train, and i'm like "finally now it's time for my free weed and he can leave me alone and hook up with ms parker over here."

Then he hits me with the "yo give us both a ride to her crib and i got you on more tree, money, whatever. you wanna smash the fat broad? you got it."

Didn't even want to, but I wanted to see if it was possible, and i didn't have anything really planned that day.

So I'm taking them back to this fat broad's section 8 housing, and they're both in the back seat making out rolling around like real passionate. mind you this is just some dusty dude in his work uniform from last night and a fat chick with forearm tatoos dressed like the broad at the metro who sits in the information booth but doesn't wanna help you.

Long story short, we go to a park, spark a blunt, and proceed to rotisserie this broad while passing the tree back and forth AND to her in the middle of the woods.

Then he stops, and I keep going. And i'm going in on this fat broad. And the weedman is gettin kinda creepy cause now he's just coaching her like "yea you takin that D" so i just stop cause my boner is getting killed by that kind of stuff.

And that's it!

lol....wait so she was hitting the blunt and the D?
 
Dawg you kissed your own meat? Rainbow dawg
is kissing a girl after she gives you head really that big of a deal?


lol here we go. this topic was an epic thread a few yrs back. forgot her SN. some girl NTer said if a guy wouldn't kiss her after she swallows him, she'd would do something cutthroat to him in retaliation. str8 violate his life...along those lines. i gotta go ball so i can't gravedig, but you can find it if someone digs thru old threads via search.

thread was :rofl: :rofl:



FTR if she swallows thats a no go on the kiss

karen-from-office-unsure-shrug.gif


ive come to understand girls do not cosign this AT ALL, fortunately my girl doesn't enforce this so lucky me.

kissing your girlfriend after you blast her is the best >>>
its like some avatar movie type connection no other feelin
 
Wait! Just realized I gotta story.

It's saturday morning, and I wanna hit up the weed man. Now I went to highschool with this guy, but he's not my friend or anything. Just known him for a long time.

So I go to his house, and when he comes outside he's like "yo take to Mcdonalds real quick i'll give you some gas money."

So i take him to Mcdonald's and he's on the phone talking to some broad.

Then he's like "ey bruh take me to the Metro (suitland metro to be precise for my pg heads) and i'll give you some free green."

So i'm like sure. I take him there thinking he just needed a ride, but when we get there he's like "yea i got this fat ***** bout to get off work and she's gonna give me a piece of her paycheck in return for some weed and some D."

So we're waiting, and this chick gets off the train, and i'm like "finally now it's time for my free weed and he can leave me alone and hook up with ms parker over here."

Then he hits me with the "yo give us both a ride to her crib and i got you on more tree, money, whatever. you wanna smash the fat broad? you got it."

Didn't even want to, but I wanted to see if it was possible, and i didn't have anything really planned that day.

So I'm taking them back to this fat broad's section 8 housing, and they're both in the back seat making out rolling around like real passionate. mind you this is just some dusty dude in his work uniform from last night and a fat chick with forearm tatoos dressed like the broad at the metro who sits in the information booth but doesn't wanna help you.

Long story short, we go to a park, spark a blunt, and proceed to rotisserie this broad while passing the tree back and forth AND to her in the middle of the woods.

Then he stops, and I keep going. And i'm going in on this fat broad. And the weedman is gettin kinda creepy cause now he's just coaching her like "yea you takin that D" so i just stop cause my boner is getting killed by that kind of stuff.

And that's it!

lol....wait so she was hitting the blunt and the D?

yea brah...really i felt like a scumbag later when i thought about it.

this random broad i didn't know was taking some dudes piece out of her mouth, putting the blunt in her mouth, then i took that blunt and put it in my mouth.

ya'll trippin on kissing a broad after she's got YOUR OWN piece in her mouth. Imagine it's some dude you went to highschool with who you normally would not hang out with letting off indiscriminately in a broads mouth, then she hits a blunt and passes it to you.

egchk.

it was a fun day, though.
 
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Wait! Just realized I gotta story.

It's saturday morning, and I wanna hit up the weed man. Now I went to highschool with this guy, but he's not my friend or anything. Just known him for a long time.

So I go to his house, and when he comes outside he's like "yo take to Mcdonalds real quick i'll give you some gas money."

So i take him to Mcdonald's and he's on the phone talking to some broad.

Then he's like "ey bruh take me to the Metro (suitland metro to be precise for my pg heads) and i'll give you some free green."

So i'm like sure. I take him there thinking he just needed a ride, but when we get there he's like "yea i got this fat ***** bout to get off work and she's gonna give me a piece of her paycheck in return for some weed and some D."

So we're waiting, and this chick gets off the train, and i'm like "finally now it's time for my free weed and he can leave me alone and hook up with ms parker over here."

Then he hits me with the "yo give us both a ride to her crib and i got you on more tree, money, whatever. you wanna smash the fat broad? you got it."

Didn't even want to, but I wanted to see if it was possible, and i didn't have anything really planned that day.

So I'm taking them back to this fat broad's section 8 housing, and they're both in the back seat making out rolling around like real passionate. mind you this is just some dusty dude in his work uniform from last night and a fat chick with forearm tatoos dressed like the broad at the metro who sits in the information booth but doesn't wanna help you.

Long story short, we go to a park, spark a blunt, and proceed to rotisserie this broad while passing the tree back and forth AND to her in the middle of the woods.

Then he stops, and I keep going. And i'm going in on this fat broad. And the weedman is gettin kinda creepy cause now he's just coaching her like "yea you takin that D" so i just stop cause my boner is getting killed by that kind of stuff.

And that's it!

lol....wait so she was hitting the blunt and the D?

yea brah...really i felt like a scumbag later when i thought about it.

this random broad i didn't know was taking some dudes piece out of her mouth, putting the blunt in her mouth, then i took that blunt and put it in my mouth.

ya'll trippin on kissing a broad after she's got YOUR OWN piece in her mouth.Imagine it's some dude you went to highschool with who you normally would not hang out with letting off indiscriminately in a broads mouth, then she hits a blunt and passes it to you.

egchk.

it was a fun day, though.

Lolwut
 
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im in here for the disugsting stories now

btw im glad you dudes never caught nothin, that *$&% scares the hell out of me
 
The latest random one was back in January on my bday...on my way home when i seen this chick walking...i pulled up next to her , got the digits and asked what she bout to do...she was down to "chill" so i took her to this spot we call the dead end round my way and smashed/ got the head then dropped her off at the bus stop..never got her name, just the number
 
Wait! Just realized I gotta story.

It's saturday morning, and I wanna hit up the weed man. Now I went to highschool with this guy, but he's not my friend or anything. Just known him for a long time.

So I go to his house, and when he comes outside he's like "yo take to Mcdonalds real quick i'll give you some gas money."

So i take him to Mcdonald's and he's on the phone talking to some broad.

Then he's like "ey bruh take me to the Metro (suitland metro to be precise for my pg heads) and i'll give you some free green."

So i'm like sure. I take him there thinking he just needed a ride, but when we get there he's like "yea i got this fat ***** bout to get off work and she's gonna give me a piece of her paycheck in return for some weed and some D."

So we're waiting, and this chick gets off the train, and i'm like "finally now it's time for my free weed and he can leave me alone and hook up with ms parker over here."

Then he hits me with the "yo give us both a ride to her crib and i got you on more tree, money, whatever. you wanna smash the fat broad? you got it."

Didn't even want to, but I wanted to see if it was possible, and i didn't have anything really planned that day.

So I'm taking them back to this fat broad's section 8 housing, and they're both in the back seat making out rolling around like real passionate. mind you this is just some dusty dude in his work uniform from last night and a fat chick with forearm tatoos dressed like the broad at the metro who sits in the information booth but doesn't wanna help you.

Long story short, we go to a park, spark a blunt, and proceed to rotisserie this broad while passing the tree back and forth AND to her in the middle of the woods.

Then he stops, and I keep going. And i'm going in on this fat broad. And the weedman is gettin kinda creepy cause now he's just coaching her like "yea you takin that D" so i just stop cause my boner is getting killed by that kind of stuff.

And that's it!

lol....wait so she was hitting the blunt and the D?

yea brah...really i felt like a scumbag later when i thought about it.

this random broad i didn't know was taking some dudes piece out of her mouth, putting the blunt in her mouth, then i took that blunt and put it in my mouth.

ya'll trippin on kissing a broad after she's got YOUR OWN piece in her mouth. Imagine it's some dude you went to highschool with who you normally would not hang out with letting off indiscriminately in a broads mouth, then she hits a blunt and passes it to you.


egchk.

it was a fun day, though.

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The latest random one was back in January on my bday...on my way home when i seen this chick walking...i pulled up next to her , got the digits and asked what she bout to do...she was down to "chill" so i took her to this spot we call the dead end round my way and smashed/ got the head then dropped her off at the bus stop..never got her name, just the number

like this just blows my mind

lol i just cant personally, chicks like that must have some f(*&$&^ up past/issues.
 
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