TAY: thread about yambs...

[fudgemoney24]

Bros, how do you feel about your girl having allegedly platonic male friends?

Am I wrong/insecure/paranoid because I can't stand that ****?

SRS though, it makes me angry.

 

[usabasketball08]

Bros, how do you feel about your girl having allegedly platonic male friends?

Am I wrong/insecure/paranoid because I can't stand that ****?

SRS though, it makes me angry.

Ask yourself this..would they **** her if they had the chance?

If you see dude(s) trying to get too close, you need to have that conversation with her.

You're not being insecure.

I just know dudes try to play that "friend" role, then go in for the kill.

 

[アミーゴ]

Bros, how do you feel about your girl having allegedly platonic male friends?

Am I wrong/insecure/paranoid because I can't stand that ****?

SRS though, it makes me angry.

Matters the situation...They been friends for years and u know son is smashing others, that's chill. New guy friend?? Idk bout that...

#Nonewfriends

 

[jay are]

So my roster is down basically to 0.5 . I really need to get a solid 5 roster.

 

[アミーゴ]

So my roster is down basically to 0.5 . I really need to get a solid 5 roster.

My son kicked my phone into the pool this weekend...Right after I put together a solid three days of work and had 4+ yambs ready to join the team as free agents. I am very upset, to say the least as I lost all contacts with new phone :/

 

[currensy]

Another reason to not get married? http://doccool.com/forum/

 

[Coromanti]

So my roster is down basically to 0.5 . I really need to get a solid 5 roster.

My son kicked my phone into the pool this weekend...Right after I put together a solid three days of work and had 4+ yambs ready to join the team as free agents. I am very upset, to say the least as I lost all contacts with new phone :/

Phone in rice..wait a day or two.

 

[demarco]

Bros, how do you feel about your girl having allegedly platonic male friends?

Am I wrong/insecure/paranoid because I can't stand that ****?

SRS though, it makes me angry.

they don't really exist.

 

[youngdoc]

So my roster is down basically to 0.5 . I really need to get a solid 5 roster.

My son kicked my phone into the pool this weekend...Right after I put together a solid three days of work and had 4+ yambs ready to join the team as free agents. I am very upset, to say the least as I lost all contacts with new phone :/

Everybody took L's this weekend

 

[Coromanti]

Yambily, I love thick women.  Tig ol' bitties, big butt, nice thighs, slim waist type deal.  Today however an NT Thick woman came into the store where I work.

Biiiiiiiig breasteses (like at least N size).  A decent gut yet surprisingly not sticking out too badly.  And weirdly pancake butt though still fat on the bottom. She had

a cute face but was at least in her late 20s to early thirties (I'm 19).

All I could think was

Same face and everything.

All I wanted to do was ask her for her number so I could suck on them thangs (gaawd that shirt was cut low, had me peepin whenever she looked in her pocketbook for something.)

So basically I'm asking,

How do I break through banal Cashier to Customer conversation into getting the number (especially since she is older)?

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

Just.... stop.....

 

[アミーゴ]

Phone in rice..wait a day or two.

Literally did it 15 mins after. Probably should have waited longer, but waited maybe 8 hours and took it out...

Everybody took L's this weekend

Should I tell the 3 generation story? Gma, mom and daughter??

 

[mugen81]

Yambily, I love thick women.  Tig ol' bitties, big butt, nice thighs, slim waist type deal.  Today however an NT Thick woman came into the store where I work.
Biiiiiiiig breasteses (like at least N size).  A decent gut yet surprisingly not sticking out too badly.  And weirdly pancake butt though still fat on the bottom. She had
a cute face but was at least in her late 20s to early thirties (I'm 19).
All I could think was


Same face and everything.

All I wanted to do was ask her for her number so I could suck on them thangs (gaawd that shirt was cut low, had me peepin whenever she looked in her pocketbook for something.)
So basically I'm asking,
How do I break through banal Cashier to Customer conversation into getting the number (especially since she is older)?

That whole story bro

But on the real, when I was a cashier at a grocery store, just comment on the food she is buying(see what their cooking skills be about) that can easily segue into a recipe or you know a type of wine that goes with a particular dish, opens her up...
Or if its electronics(worked at best buy to get me through undergrad), even though I never took the offers, some housewives play that" I don't have time or my husband doesn't know how to do these things" flirty bs, I would give them my card but never answer...smh, the life of the aloof introvert, lol
But to anybody out there I truly suggest getting cards made, always a 50/50 shot of getting a call back and vista print is cheap as hell( made my girls tonight for like $20 bones for a 150 business cards) just a thought

 

[rrlegend]

welp met up with one of the okc girls, bisch was 6 months pregnant lol. i smashed 

 took a 30 min shower after she left 

 

[216301baller]

Wowwwwwww

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

FKDSFLSDJFKLSDJFLDSJFLKDSJFLKSDJF


Damn! 6 months preggo tho? I heard you do be horny when you pregnant... but damn , like that?

 

[rrlegend]

wasnt preggos in none of the pics or convos till she showed up . we met in the hotel lobby and she said she just wanted to talk and vibe "here" took her to my room and as soon as i closed the door she started with the sob story, about how she made a mistake , dude bounced, and life is hard. So i sat next to her to comfort her and she ran her hand ujp my thigh saying the lst time she had sex was when she got pregnant. i though i was just gonna get my duck sick , beut her breast her on swole and i can see why she got knocked up cause her a.ss was sreaming in pain from those jeans she had on. Got it in for like 30 mins and faked it beacuse it was uncomfortable to say the least . she sent a text like 20  ins ago asking when we gonna play again 

 

[216301baller]

lol im speechless

 

[Coromanti]

Yambily, I love thick women.  Tig ol' bitties, big butt, nice thighs, slim waist type deal.  Today however an NT Thick woman came into the store where I work.
Biiiiiiiig breasteses (like at least N size).  A decent gut yet surprisingly not sticking out too badly.  And weirdly pancake butt though still fat on the bottom. She had
a cute face but was at least in her late 20s to early thirties (I'm 19).
All I could think was


Same face and everything.

All I wanted to do was ask her for her number so I could suck on them thangs (gaawd that shirt was cut low, had me peepin whenever she looked in her pocketbook for something.)
So basically I'm asking,
How do I break through banal Cashier to Customer conversation into getting the number (especially since she is older)?

That whole story bro

But on the real, when I was a cashier at a grocery store, just comment on the food she is buying(see what their cooking skills be about) that can easily segue into a recipe or you know a type of wine that goes with a particular dish, opens her up...
Or if its electronics(worked at best buy to get me through undergrad), even though I never took the offers, some housewives play that" I don't have time or my husband doesn't know how to do these things" flirty bs, I would give them my card but never answer...smh, the life of the aloof introvert, lol
But to anybody out there I truly suggest getting cards made, always a 50/50 shot of getting a call back and vista print is cheap as hell( made my girls tonight for like $20 bones for a 150 business cards) just a thought

 So disgusted you had to dance?

Many heavyset women come in the store all the time and I can't help but be a **** in my thoughts and think things like "And this is why you're fat..." or "Who let you get to that size?" but this one just had my eyes popping like saucers, can't even point out what makes her different from all the other "NT Thick" girls who come in the store.

Aight...I'll try the advice though since I'm quitting next week to go back to school I doubt I'll see her again.

 

[mugen81]

^^^your descriptions made me thizzle,lol
I have dated big girls, I can't knock the hustle..
But the weird boner and the vivid description of your customer
THIZZZZZ

 

[rrlegend]

lol im speechless

you really wanna be speechless ? she wanted it raw and for me to finish inside of her. Now im glad ive smartened up over the years because the first thing that went through my mind was how many other dudes did this ( word to john starks) and how many other dudes did this ( word to john starks again ). it was like my subconcious was saying this the whole time 

 

[mugen81]

welp met up with one of the okc girls, bisch was 6 months pregnant lol. i smashed   took a 30 min shower after she left 

Y'all ninjas got me thizz facing all over the place tonight, lol

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]Actually preggo trim from a dude who ain't the daddy happens more than people think. Nothing in the world like preggo trim...it's wetter and softer and no way you can get the chick pregnant.[/COLOR]

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]Anyway, was with Africa today and gonna be with Russia on Wednesday... This will been an International week.

Miss Kenya got me thinking though...we could be so powerful together... With some smart a** kids to boot. Man o man.[/COLOR]

 

[rrlegend]

Actually preggo trim from a dude who ain't the daddy happens more than people think. Nothing in the world like preggo trim...it's wetter and softer and no way you can get the chick pregnant.

call me juvenile (ha) but i kept thinking I'm giving the baby concussions . i give this tightest think i ever had and she was making hella noises and slapping and clutching my arm with every stroke and initial incertian