The biggest lie you ever told

Originally Posted by Je Ne Sais Quoi

Well, she's still walking with AIDS as we speak without knowing.
I guess I won.
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I'm not a virgin

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I'm still a virgin


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You're my first
 
I'm not a virgin

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I'm still a virgin


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You're my first
 
called outta work.. said i broke my finger in a car accident. went to CVS brought a finger cast and worn it for 3 weeks and used make up so it can like bruised..
 
called outta work.. said i broke my finger in a car accident. went to CVS brought a finger cast and worn it for 3 weeks and used make up so it can like bruised..
 
When I was younger, I went outside when I wasn't suppose to and broke my pinky/palm bones (I guess).

When my mom got home and asked me how it broke, I told her I fell on the back porch.

Because we were tenants in a 3 family house at the time, she sued the landlord... and won.

Wasn't a major settlement or anything though.
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I was so scared/ashamed of myself during that whole time period.
 
When I was younger, I went outside when I wasn't suppose to and broke my pinky/palm bones (I guess).

When my mom got home and asked me how it broke, I told her I fell on the back porch.

Because we were tenants in a 3 family house at the time, she sued the landlord... and won.

Wasn't a major settlement or anything though.
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I was so scared/ashamed of myself during that whole time period.
 
Told my girl i was goin to maryland for the weekend, just so i can spend the weekend in ny with an ex

only to be caught by one of my dumb @@@ friends tagging me in FB status saying we were in ny
 
Told my girl i was goin to maryland for the weekend, just so i can spend the weekend in ny with an ex

only to be caught by one of my dumb @@@ friends tagging me in FB status saying we were in ny
 
Originally Posted by FREAKSHOW

called outta work.. said i broke my finger in a car accident. went to CVS brought a finger cast and worn it for 3 weeks and used make up so it can like bruised..

talk about following through with the lie.....goodness
 
Originally Posted by FREAKSHOW

called outta work.. said i broke my finger in a car accident. went to CVS brought a finger cast and worn it for 3 weeks and used make up so it can like bruised..

talk about following through with the lie.....goodness
 
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