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No clue what Op is trying to say lol...but on topic, i will NEVER tell her that I cheated on her at one point
The things we NEVER tell our girls...
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No clue what Op is trying to say lol...but on topic, i will NEVER tell her that I cheated on her at one point
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same here. i be thinkin the same %#@@ too sometimes. who gassed these females into thinkin their insides smell better than my outside?
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same here. i be thinkin the same %#@@ too sometimes. who gassed these females into thinkin their insides smell better than my outside?
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Originally Posted by NubianDisaster
Originally Posted by Murda He
Also, who's telling these *$!$%@+ that they taste like strawberries, or candy, or anything even remotely "cutesie" and girly? NO YOU DON'T. $$*+$ tastes like $$*+$, that's all. No, not "strawberry $$*+$". JUST $$*+$. And you smell funny.
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idk about strawberries.. but some of the $%^# i've tasted were pretty damn tasty
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Originally Posted by NubianDisaster
Originally Posted by Murda He
Also, who's telling these *$!$%@+ that they taste like strawberries, or candy, or anything even remotely "cutesie" and girly? NO YOU DON'T. $$*+$ tastes like $$*+$, that's all. No, not "strawberry $$*+$". JUST $$*+$. And you smell funny.
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idk about strawberries.. but some of the $%^# i've tasted were pretty damn tasty
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Yo, that was funny as hell man..
I get what you're saying, but it was still funny
I get what you're saying, but it was still funny
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Yo, that was funny as hell man..
I get what you're saying, but it was still funny
I get what you're saying, but it was still funny
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EGGS-actly!
Like, you mean to tell me you expect me to ingest that... get it all rubbed up in my beard and in my pores...have my dreads smelling like your "special" razor... and all that. REALLY? Not that I'm against it, but come on... at least mine is just flesh. You got a whole aquatic community down there. Come on now... let's just be real for a second mamacita.. You suck your thumb every day. I don't eat my ravioli face-first. Therefore, you've had much more practice and are much more comfortable with the actions required. Stop fronting. Don't be a prude..
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EGGS-actly!
Like, you mean to tell me you expect me to ingest that... get it all rubbed up in my beard and in my pores...have my dreads smelling like your "special" razor... and all that. REALLY? Not that I'm against it, but come on... at least mine is just flesh. You got a whole aquatic community down there. Come on now... let's just be real for a second mamacita.. You suck your thumb every day. I don't eat my ravioli face-first. Therefore, you've had much more practice and are much more comfortable with the actions required. Stop fronting. Don't be a prude..
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You referred to poon as "the business district" ...
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You referred to poon as "the business district" ...
do work son
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do work son
Banned
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As rappers, we gotta keep that Metaphor game proper.
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As rappers, we gotta keep that Metaphor game proper.
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Originally Posted by Dame Theory
a. when we're sad
b. when we're scared
c. when we really don't know
d. when that dress doesn't really fit well
e. when we don't really love her as much as we should at that particular moment
f. i hate the possibility of thinking of you with another dude
g. when we're jealous
h. when you don't reciprocate
i. when you choose to ignore what we think
j. when you don't give what we say equal weight
k. when we have to control our emotional responses
l. chivalry is really one-sided. you all really put nothing into the relationship
m. Why can't we have sex when I want to?
n. Why don't you admit when you're wrong?
o. we know you're lying but we choose to ignore it to prevent an argument
p. we really don't want to go on without you. we kinda need/or want you more than you think.
q.
I'm done...there so much... Its harder to be men in society than women. Anything NOT male is defined as female. Think about it...
elaborate on that, fams...
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Originally Posted by Dame Theory
a. when we're sad
b. when we're scared
c. when we really don't know
d. when that dress doesn't really fit well
e. when we don't really love her as much as we should at that particular moment
f. i hate the possibility of thinking of you with another dude
g. when we're jealous
h. when you don't reciprocate
i. when you choose to ignore what we think
j. when you don't give what we say equal weight
k. when we have to control our emotional responses
l. chivalry is really one-sided. you all really put nothing into the relationship
m. Why can't we have sex when I want to?
n. Why don't you admit when you're wrong?
o. we know you're lying but we choose to ignore it to prevent an argument
p. we really don't want to go on without you. we kinda need/or want you more than you think.
q.
I'm done...there so much... Its harder to be men in society than women. Anything NOT male is defined as female. Think about it...
elaborate on that, fams...
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or it is near tasteless which is also goodOriginally Posted by proper english
Originally Posted by NubianDisaster
Originally Posted by Murda He
Also, who's telling these *$!$%@+ that they taste like strawberries, or candy, or anything even remotely "cutesie" and girly? NO YOU DON'T. $$*+$ tastes like $$*+$, that's all. No, not "strawberry $$*+$". JUST $$*+$. And you smell funny.
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idk about strawberries.. but some of the $%^# i've tasted were pretty damn tasty
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or it is near tasteless which is also goodOriginally Posted by proper english
Originally Posted by NubianDisaster
Originally Posted by Murda He
Also, who's telling these *$!$%@+ that they taste like strawberries, or candy, or anything even remotely "cutesie" and girly? NO YOU DON'T. $$*+$ tastes like $$*+$, that's all. No, not "strawberry $$*+$". JUST $$*+$. And you smell funny.
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I just died.
idk about strawberries.. but some of the $%^# i've tasted were pretty damn tasty
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Allusions bro... for the sake of the young and innocent.
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