The things we NEVER tell our girls...

[mojodmonky1]

Originally Posted by Murda He

Originally Posted by Freeze

Originally Posted by eashawty

Originally Posted by Murda He

I mean really... how can you read what I've written and NOT know what I'm talking about unless yo don't actually have any experience in the field? Serious question. What, you never smelled muff? Never seen used panties? Never had sex? Which one is it?

i understand everything that was said my good sir, dont pay these shrimps no mind

  

same here. i be thinkin the same %#@@ too sometimes. who gassed these females into thinkin their insides smell better than my outside?

EGGS-actly!

Like, you mean to tell me you expect me to ingest that... get it all rubbed up in my beard and in my pores...have my dreads smelling like your "special" razor... and all that. REALLY? Not that I'm against it, but come on... at least mine is just flesh. You got a whole aquatic community down there. Come on now... let's just be real for a second mamacita.. You suck your thumb every day.  I don't eat my ravioli face-first. Therefore, you've had much more practice and are much more comfortable with the actions required. Stop fronting. Don't be a prude.. 

You referred to poon going downtown as "taking a trip to the business district" ...

Allusions bro... for the sake of the young and innocent.


A++++

  

 

[hustlinflip]

Sounds like you went downtown and failed at it...






Maybe your girl is just dirty.

 

[hustlinflip]

Sounds like you went downtown and failed at it...






Maybe your girl is just dirty.

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by dgk3188

dude.

you dusted?

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by dgk3188

dude.

you dusted?

 

[remix]

 

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[kilojules64]

I thought this was going to be some real insight into things we all do that bother you guys, or reasons why you cheated on your last mamasita, but instead I come in here and it's about eating *!& and smelly *#&^@

 

[kilojules64]

I thought this was going to be some real insight into things we all do that bother you guys, or reasons why you cheated on your last mamasita, but instead I come in here and it's about eating *!& and smelly *#&^@

 

[aveezythebeast]

Originally Posted by andycrazn

Originally Posted by proper english

Originally Posted by NubianDisaster

Originally Posted by Murda He

 Also, who's telling these *$!$%@+ that they taste like strawberries, or candy, or anything even remotely "cutesie" and girly? NO YOU DON'T. $$*+$ tastes like $$*+$, that's all. No, not "strawberry $$*+$". JUST $$*+$. And you smell funny. 

[/vent]


Add yours..

I just died. 

idk about strawberries.. but some of the $%^# i've tasted were pretty damn tasty 

or it is near tasteless which is also good

word. NO enchilada

 

[aveezythebeast]

Originally Posted by andycrazn

Originally Posted by proper english

Originally Posted by NubianDisaster

Originally Posted by Murda He

 Also, who's telling these *$!$%@+ that they taste like strawberries, or candy, or anything even remotely "cutesie" and girly? NO YOU DON'T. $$*+$ tastes like $$*+$, that's all. No, not "strawberry $$*+$". JUST $$*+$. And you smell funny. 

[/vent]


Add yours..

I just died. 

idk about strawberries.. but some of the $%^# i've tasted were pretty damn tasty 

or it is near tasteless which is also good

word. NO enchilada

 

[thedeek]

You guys are kidding me. I understood everything on the first read. It's clear as day.

You suck your thumb every day. I don't eat my ravioli face-first.

Murda you are killing me (no pun intended) with these posts.

 

[thedeek]

You guys are kidding me. I understood everything on the first read. It's clear as day.

You suck your thumb every day. I don't eat my ravioli face-first.

Murda you are killing me (no pun intended) with these posts.

 

[dame theory]

Originally Posted by ricky409

Originally Posted by Dame Theory

a. when we're sad
b. when we're scared
c. when we really don't know
d. when that dress doesn't really fit well
e. when we don't really love her as much as we should at that particular moment
f. i hate the possibility of thinking of you with another dude
g. when we're jealous
h. when you don't reciprocate
i. when you choose to ignore what we think
j. when you don't give what we say equal weight
k. when we have to control our emotional responses
l. chivalry is really one-sided. you all really put nothing into the relationship
m. Why can't we have sex when I want to?
n. Why don't you admit when you're wrong?
o. we know you're lying but we choose to ignore it to prevent an argument
p. we really don't want to go on without you. we kinda need/or want you more than you think.
q.

I'm done...there so much... Its harder to be men in society than women. Anything NOT male is defined as female. Think about it...

elaborate on that, fams...

Its just that if you're not muscled enough, not deep enough voice, not strong enough, not giving enough, not as embracing, not as physical, not dangerous enough, not as emotionless etc...into ALL those things...


if you don't fit in the box of what it is to be a male...a DESIRABLE male... you're resigned to the role of being female or feminine.

 

[dame theory]

Originally Posted by ricky409

Originally Posted by Dame Theory

a. when we're sad
b. when we're scared
c. when we really don't know
d. when that dress doesn't really fit well
e. when we don't really love her as much as we should at that particular moment
f. i hate the possibility of thinking of you with another dude
g. when we're jealous
h. when you don't reciprocate
i. when you choose to ignore what we think
j. when you don't give what we say equal weight
k. when we have to control our emotional responses
l. chivalry is really one-sided. you all really put nothing into the relationship
m. Why can't we have sex when I want to?
n. Why don't you admit when you're wrong?
o. we know you're lying but we choose to ignore it to prevent an argument
p. we really don't want to go on without you. we kinda need/or want you more than you think.
q.

I'm done...there so much... Its harder to be men in society than women. Anything NOT male is defined as female. Think about it...

elaborate on that, fams...

Its just that if you're not muscled enough, not deep enough voice, not strong enough, not giving enough, not as embracing, not as physical, not dangerous enough, not as emotionless etc...into ALL those things...


if you don't fit in the box of what it is to be a male...a DESIRABLE male... you're resigned to the role of being female or feminine.

 

[chrisb9393]

As crazy as dude sounds hes making sense.

 

[chrisb9393]

As crazy as dude sounds hes making sense.

 

[elpablo21]

Originally Posted by Murda He

Is it just me, or are women more prone than us fellas to pretend like taking a trip to the business district is icky? Who's gassing these broads. It's just flesh... it's not like mine secretes slimy fluid that turn white cotton undies brown after an hour or two

. (The hell is that stuff??) Sure, $@! does that. But only if you don't wipe well. But we all got booties anyway. So that's not an issue of gender, only one of hygiene. Also, who's telling these *$!$%@+ that they taste like strawberries, or candy, or anything even remotely "cutesie" and girly? NO YOU DON'T. $$*+$ tastes like $$*+$, that's all. No, not "strawberry $$*+$". JUST $$*+$. And you smell funny. Not disgusting-funny, but different- funny.  Sex smells like damp muff which smells like mildew. No one's ever lit a candle to mask the ball/johnson odor. EVER. That's not US you smell, it's you, woman. You probably shouldn't be so uppidy about servicing your guy. There's nights he doesn't even want you around because he's tired of smelling your pheromones, fact.... 

[/vent]


Add yours..

Some females may be a bit sensitive for you to drop the hammer on them like this and still take it in stride 

 

[elpablo21]

Originally Posted by Murda He

Is it just me, or are women more prone than us fellas to pretend like taking a trip to the business district is icky? Who's gassing these broads. It's just flesh... it's not like mine secretes slimy fluid that turn white cotton undies brown after an hour or two

. (The hell is that stuff??) Sure, $@! does that. But only if you don't wipe well. But we all got booties anyway. So that's not an issue of gender, only one of hygiene. Also, who's telling these *$!$%@+ that they taste like strawberries, or candy, or anything even remotely "cutesie" and girly? NO YOU DON'T. $$*+$ tastes like $$*+$, that's all. No, not "strawberry $$*+$". JUST $$*+$. And you smell funny. Not disgusting-funny, but different- funny.  Sex smells like damp muff which smells like mildew. No one's ever lit a candle to mask the ball/johnson odor. EVER. That's not US you smell, it's you, woman. You probably shouldn't be so uppidy about servicing your guy. There's nights he doesn't even want you around because he's tired of smelling your pheromones, fact.... 

[/vent]


Add yours..

Some females may be a bit sensitive for you to drop the hammer on them like this and still take it in stride 

 

[frijo sneaker]

Que?

 

[frijo sneaker]

Que?

 

[proper english]

 

[proper english]

 

[mytmouse76]

i knew what he was talking about as soon as i started reading it...

 

[mytmouse76]

i knew what he was talking about as soon as i started reading it...