THREAD ABOUT SITUATIONS (T.A.S) VOL. CORONA EDITION

[willypete]

You already know when you on another joint whatever joint you hit that's not her is always gonna be subpar.

You literally can give a broad the best D you ever gave out and literally not be engaged at all

The mind is a powerful thing

Man I told my roommate that I was thinking about the other joint the whole time I was in the p. Like I gave her a nice 5-10 mins of missionary and when she turned over for doggy, my mans went soft immediately and I said eff it. She thought I gave great D and that was a trash performance from me.

You threw the cuffs on her on the first go??

I tried to but she wasn't with it. I really got the cuffs for the one who was on my mind but she hasn't been to my place all month cause of her work schedule so I usually go to hers.

 

[willypete]

Lost the one I thought I was gonna be cuffed with (figuratively and literally). Those feels man, the sex and chemistry will def be missed. Can't cry over spilled milk though

 

[RIP sleazyy]

hope y’all went up for the fourth

Spoiler

special shoutout Richard Hennessy and 24hr CVS establishments

 

[fluid hips]

Lost the one I thought I was gonna be cuffed with (figuratively and literally). Those feels man, the sex and chemistry will def be missed. Can't cry over spilled milk though

It was just your turn playboi. You got next on some other chick

 

[fluid hips]

hope y’all went up for the fourth

Spoiler

special shoutout Richard Hennessy and 24hr CVS establishments

Pics?

 

[finallyfamous]

As a taken man, seeing these posts make me smile.

doing the mini tiger woods fist pump

 

[willypete]

It was just your turn playboi. You got next on some other chick

Already hip.

Gonna link with this one chick I was talking to then fell off with during May. Ma was already talking nasty back then so ima see if she kept that energy and she got the white toes too

 

[RIP sleazyy]

Pics?

nothing Ima post on here. 5’8, Southeast Asian, light brown skin, thick lips, small bubble, human faucet.

 

[ballinsam23]

How am I just seeing this thread? Glad ya'll still flourishing

Ended it with my main beginning of the year. Legit sometimes **** feels like a big *** waste of time. Charging it to the game, these girls never know what they want.

Then quarantine hit.

Short story long I swear these last 4 months **** was a blessing in disguise. Saved mad money, worked like crazy at the hospital, recovered from COVID, read mad books, warzone. No yambs during this pandemic plus living at home it legit felt better than I expected

Things in NYC slowly opening up. Got a new # last month, grabbed some wine went to take a walk at the beach with this new broad. All she talked about was sex and lust. So I said **** it, got mine in the whip, sand everywhere. Probably busted in 37 seconds max.

I drive her home and she's like come in. I'm legit still sandy af with jizz tissue paper in the back seat. End up taking a shower with the bish and smashing in the shower. Uncomfortable af in her tiny *** bathroom. Find out she just ended a 5 year relationship, still on the roster.

That new P feeling after a break up is glorious. House hunting now so time to build a new roster with things slowly opening back up.

 

[oidreez]

hope y’all went up for the fourth

Spoiler

special shoutout Richard Hennessy and 24hr CVS establishments

charge your phone man

 

[kingfoamnyc]

**** dry as **** for me rn. If it takes any effort at all I’m not interested

 

[RIP sleazyy]

charge your phone man

I wasn’t at the crib I feel the same way when I see screenshots like that

 

[fluid hips]

**** dry as **** for me rn. If it takes any effort at all I’m not interested

It be like that sometimes

 

[willypete]

**** dry as **** for me rn. If it takes any effort at all I’m not interested

Def be having this same energy. Or even if a joint comes off extra thirsty for the d then i get turned off

 

[kingfoamnyc]

Def be having this same energy. Or even if a joint comes off extra thirsty for the d then i get turned off

This is me 100%. ****** be comin at me about it but idc

Miss me with all that extra ****

 

[willypete]

This is me 100%. ****** be comin at me about it but idc

Miss me with all that extra ****

I got one joint keep saying she need to borrow my face and pipe, I'm just like nah your ish ain't even good

 

[sooperhooper]

 

[kingfoamnyc]

I got one joint keep saying she need to borrow my face and pipe, I'm just like nah your ish ain't even good

Bout to get on some diabolical **** and let broads know straight up your box does nothing for me, it's wack.

They be having some evil group chats about us believe that 100%

 

[tay1]

I got one joint keep saying she need to borrow my face and pipe, I'm just like nah your ish ain't even good

Know your worth king

 

[willypete]

Bout to get on some diabolical **** and let broads know straight up your box does nothing for me, it's wack.

They be having some evil group chats about us believe that 100%

I let these women know ahead of time that my head game trash and my pipe small so they don’t have any expectations.

Know your worth king

I definitely do bro. Haven’t entertained her since the first smash and I regret messing with her. The joint I was talking about in one of my other post in here that I hadn’t talk to in a min, I cut off after that first FaceTime call. Not lowering my standards for some box.

 

[kingfoamnyc]

Got a joint from hinge coming over around 1 she gets off at 11.

Shorty bringing the runts and coming with leggings on no panties

deciding if she’s worth shaving for or not

 

[ahat]

Got a joint from hinge coming over around 1 she gets off at 11.

Shorty bringing the runts and coming with leggings on no panties

deciding if she’s worth shaving for or not

Nah

 

[willypete]

Got a joint from hinge coming over around 1 she gets off at 11.

Shorty bringing the runts and coming with leggings on no panties

deciding if she’s worth shaving for or not

That 2 hour gap I hope is for her showering and anything else she needs to take care of.

To answer what you deciding, nah she not. See how the box is first then you shave for the next time if it’s worth it.

 

[doxen5703]

***** I was giving head to all pulling and rubbing on my twists. Like ***** I just got these done and you making it frizzy.

 

[tay1]

***** I was giving head to all pulling and rubbing on my twists. Like ***** I just got these done and you making it frizzy.

These **** don't understand. Acting like she aint recognize this fresh retwist I just got. Ruining my ****

They like that **** tho