What’s your most TRASH move as a human?

Wait y’all must have been some dumb 12 year olds. Of course she had cancer lol.
In hindsight I can see that now. But as a kid I didn't know anything about cancer. My life revolved school, cartoons, video games, and playing outside back in those days.
 
Nothing crazy but heres my story… I was in high school I forgot what year I just know I was young and didn’t have a job… it was my sisters birthday and I wanted to get her something but I didn’t have money… so I took 20 dollars from her wallet and gave it to her and was like heres your birthday gift… she was happy I got her something… then she realized wait I lost 20 bucks what the! She didn’t realize I took it from her and gave it to her she just thought she lost money… its still funny to this day though :lol:
 
Boy some of y’all was on some f*** boy ****! :wow: :smh:
still are being that some aren't really showing remorse or responsibility for what they did and probably still do.
Nothing crazy but heres my story… I was in high school I forgot what year I just know I was young and didn’t have a job… it was my sisters birthday and I wanted to get her something but I didn’t have money… so I took 20 dollars from her wallet and gave it to her and was like heres your birthday gift… she was happy I got her something… then she realized wait I lost 20 bucks what the! She didn’t realize I took it from her and gave it to her she just thought she lost money… its still funny to this day though :lol:
this was wild trash :rofl:. sounds like an amazing skit though. u should dead write up a script.
 
I'll play, around this time last year I used to mess with bf girl's cousin. I knew she liked me way more than I liked her, plus and my best friend's girl lowkey was tryna play matchmaker. Shorty was pretty cute and had a banging body but I had super low confidence due to some traumatic life events. Hooked with short multiple times and literally used to tell her bounce as soon as I get mines.

One day I went to go visit all of them plus another close mutual homie at their apartment for a pregame. I got super coked and drunk before and was spazzing hard once I got there and shorty was not tryna **** of the rip. Basically cussed her out in front of everyone for it and told her she was my sperm dumpster and thats all it is to our relationship so don't step out of line. Then proceeded to cuss/argue everyone else that tried to jump to her defense and tell me I'm wildin as well. After I killed the vibe for everyone I escorted ol girl to her car to "apologize" which basically led to arguing and yelling at her more and she got scared I was gonna hit her. (For the record I've never hit a woman ever for anything period and never will.) Once she told me that I stormed off and drove home wild lit and nearly got a DUI but somehow the cop let me go. Ol girl hit me up the next day too trying to be on some official relationship if we gonna be smashing, I deaded that instantly and told her I aint the one and then gave her half *** apology and told her good luck in life.

Lost 2 of my best friends of 7 years(my homies and his girl, known them since freshman year of college and we were all roommates) after that and never spoke them since the incident. It's crazy how close we all used to be now we literally act like we don't exist to each other. Pride is mfer tho still don't really feel that bad situation tbh.
I'd stop being your friend too. Treated that girl like trash for no reason.
 
I’m glad I went to school before kids were (more commonly) committing suicide and def glad before school shootings became a common thing

Some kids got tortured :lol:

I never really took part in it, always had sympathy cause I suffered from FTS (fat teenager syndrome) :lol:
 
Nothing crazy but heres my story… I was in high school I forgot what year I just know I was young and didn’t have a job… it was my sisters birthday and I wanted to get her something but I didn’t have money… so I took 20 dollars from her wallet and gave it to her and was like heres your birthday gift… she was happy I got her something… then she realized wait I lost 20 bucks what the! She didn’t realize I took it from her and gave it to her she just thought she lost money… its still funny to this day though :lol:


oh, I forgot about this one

Couple years ago I was messing with this chick. She threw a birthday party on a boat around Brooklyn, and she paid for the boat, so she charged people. So afterwards she slept by me and her purse was sitting there a little exposed. I saw like a good $1000ish...so I took $80 from it. I dont know why I did it, I just wanted to be a ****
 
I was in 6th or 7th grade. At the time I was big on shoes ie Jordans and Dunks and people knew. For some reason it was funny to step on peoples shoes when they were brand new not just to me. I hated that ****. One time this girl stepped on my brand new 12's. Little did she know she also had gum under her shoes so not only did she get my shoes dirty she smeared gum all over em. I was pissed, but I played it off. So when we were standing around during lunch, I pretended to tie my shoes next to her, but really I put gum in her hair. She had long hair too, like to her waist so I made sure to put it around the middle.

My mom got a call from her mom, and I had to explain why I put gum in a girls hair just because of shoes.:lol::frown:
 
My ex was walking home from class one day and a car hit her. It wasn’t super bad but still. She went to the hospital

I didn’t have a car yet and I was coming back home from my dorm. So I stayed at the mall til she got home
 
When I was like 9 10 or 11 I got in an argument with my friend up the street and he called me a **********er. I hit him back with “at least I have a mom” .. his passed or got divorced I don’t remember. Instantly felt bad about it

Something similar happened with me and my childhood friend. We were about 11 or 12 at his grandma's house. We were joking back and forth then i got tired of it but he kept going. I told him to chill and he didn't let up. He's actually funny so the stuff was really getting on my nerves and he was going hard-body. I told him to stop before i say something he really doesn't like. He persisted so i said "that's why your mom is in jail" :smh: his tone immediately changed and was like "you didn't even have to say that". I kinda felt bad. I think it would've been better for me to just hit him in the mouth instead.
 
Something similar happened with me and my childhood friend. We were about 11 or 12 at his grandma's house. We were joking back and forth then i got tired of it but he kept going. I told him to chill and he didn't let up. He's actually funny so the stuff was really getting on my nerves and he was going hard-body. I told him to stop before i say something he really doesn't like. He persisted so i said "that's why your mom is in jail" :smh: his tone immediately changed and was like "you didn't even have to say that". I kinda felt bad. I think it would've been better for me to just hit him in the mouth instead.
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Feel like everyone can relate to this. When friends know too much and it stops being a joke and deadass serious.
 
Something similar happened with me and my childhood friend. We were about 11 or 12 at his grandma's house. We were joking back and forth then i got tired of it but he kept going. I told him to chill and he didn't let up. He's actually funny so the stuff was really getting on my nerves and he was going hard-body. I told him to stop before i say something he really doesn't like. He persisted so i said "that's why your mom is in jail" :smh: his tone immediately changed and was like "you didn't even have to say that". I kinda felt bad. I think it would've been better for me to just hit him in the mouth instead.

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I have insomnia so...
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I met this 250-300lb chick on the OG partyline back in the day. She Bs’d how big she was till I met her and her friends in person.:sick:
She was cool though. So I kicked it with her a few times. 3rd time we get drunk and she comes back to my spot. She ends up giving me dome till I’m done.:D

After she stripped naked 0]
I got shook off all the rolls of fat.
So I told her “I don’t wanna **** you.
We should just be friends.”:nerd:

She didn’t take it well. So I softened the blow by saying “I’m a dog and I don’t wanna dog you out and I know if we do this I might not call you. I like you as a friend and would wanna keep that.”:nerd:

So she starts crying and saying “You could have told me that before I blew you!!”0]

So then she starts talking **** about how she is gonna have her homies jump me. So I bluff and say “If your friends wanna die go for it”:nerd:

So somehow we make cool and continue to be friends.

So one day a month or so later I’m at her house and she starts giving me that look.:evil:

I’m like :blush::smh:

So she is like “If you had this ***** you would love it” :stoneface:

I proceeded to tell her “you know we homies. If we did this I would walk out the door and never hollar.”

She keeps pushing how the box would change my mind.:rolleyes

So....

I beat and the cherry on top SHE RODE ME using her legs to stand!!! (I mean I have had fit women that crap out doing that position).:wow:
Anyways the walls were wack. I busted. Put on my pants and headed for the door.8)

She asked me “Where are you going?”:frown:

I said “I told you” and left.>D

She proceeded to blow up my voicemail for 2 weeks and threw out a tape I left in her car leaving a voicemail so I could hear her throwing the tape out the window.

I look back I was trash.:smh:

There are more like this but this one sticks. I was a heavy drinker back in my 20’s made a lot of bad decisions.:nthat:
 
I have insomnia so...
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I met this 250-300lb chick on the OG partyline back in the day. She Bs’d how big she was till I met her and her friends in person.:sick:
She was cool though. So I kicked it with her a few times. 3rd time we get drunk and she comes back to my spot. She ends up giving me dome till I’m done.:D

After she stripped naked 0]
I got shook off all the rolls of fat.
So I told her “I don’t wanna **** you.
We should just be friends.”:nerd:

She didn’t take it well. So I softened the blow by saying “I’m a dog and I don’t wanna dog you out and I know if we do this I might not call you. I like you as a friend and would wanna keep that.”:nerd:

So she starts crying and saying “You could have told me that before I blew you!!”0]

So then she starts talking **** about how she is gonna have her homies jump me. So I bluff and say “If your friends wanna die go for it”:nerd:

So somehow we make cool and continue to be friends.

So one day a month or so later I’m at her house and she starts giving me that look.:evil:

I’m like :blush::smh:

So she is like “If you had this ***** you would love it” :stoneface:

I proceeded to tell her “you know we homies. If we did this I would walk out the door and never hollar.”

She keeps pushing how the box would change my mind.:rolleyes

So....

I beat and the cherry on top SHE RODE ME using her legs to stand!!! (I mean I have had fit women that crap out doing that position).:wow:
Anyways the walls were wack. I busted. Put on my pants and headed for the door.8)

She asked me “Where are you going?”:frown:

I said “I told you” and left.>D

She proceeded to blow up my voicemail for 2 weeks and threw out a tape I left in her car leaving a voicemail so I could hear her throwing the tape out the window.

I look back I was trash.:smh:

There are more like this but this one sticks. I was a heavy drinker back in my 20’s made a lot of bad decisions.:nthat:

Is it true what they say about fat girls & dome?
 
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