Whats a good Facebook Status Update?

[hymen man]

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[lalph rauren]

I have had a facebook for over a year and never updated my status, all i do is like pics, dont even comment on anyones elses but i feel like doing so now, i want some likes lol
so whats a good one? 

 

[p charm]

ate pork chops for dinner, had nice applesauce too

 

[luong1209]

"Ladies, what's that thang smell like?

"

 

[Deleted member 38182]

 

[tfromthe617]

 

[popcornplaya]

"If I can kiss, I can smash."

 

[ratxaxtat]

Something philosophical so people think they're obligated to like it because it's "thought provoking".

 

[lalph rauren]

Originally Posted by popcornplaya

"If I can kiss, I can smash."

 i actually made a thread about that, lol at the southpark one 

 

[georgecantstandya]

Will somebody please make a bacon latte

 

[olvera23]

"I haven't updated my status in a year"

 

[carver]

Originally Posted by Olvera23

"I haven't updated my status in a year"

Perfect.

 

[mike francesa]

post a link to this stupid thread

 

[cidman911]

This was the last memorable one from my friend list...

 

[illmatic34]

I GET BUNZ

 

[capone125]

If she's not a virgin, she's a _________.


Sure to get you some responses.

 

[brandon3000]

7K

 

[speakup23]

Originally Posted by p charm

ate pork chops for dinner, had nice applesauce too

Something philosophical so people think they're obligated to like it because it's "thought provoking".
Word, people eat that stuff up man.

 

[ajchick23]

"Hi"

 

[mosthated770]

INS

 

[jerome in the house]

"I watch p0rn on my ipod"

 

[lalph rauren]

southpark one got no likes

 

[btlgrnd]

funny stuff in here

 

[luigitheking]

Originally Posted by Lalph Rauren

southpark one got no likes

OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[sneakerking757]

@ some of these.