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Originally Posted by Sweettooth 17
Oh my....Originally Posted by Joe Cool
back in high school when I was in 10th grade I was in this 11th grade chemistry class. I remember this one dude who used to simp heavy for this one spanish mami in the class.
Son used to call her beautiful everyday, walk her to class, carry her bag, and in every conversation he would find someway to compliment her. I thought it was od but I thought she was his girl.
a week or 2 later in walkin down the stairs and I see the spanish mami kissin some guy and its not my son from chem class. so I ask her whats up and shes like the guy is her boyfriend and they been goin out for like a month. I said i thought u was with my son from chem class and shes like nah hes just a good friend. I was like. Any way my son continued to simp
Fast forward to valentines day, I see dude from chem class in the hallway and hes has this big bag with candy, a small teddy bear, and a balloon. Im thinkin he got himself a girl and left spanish mami alone. So i follow him cuz i wanna see if his new girl is. Son walks up to this class room and spanish mami is standing at the door with her man. dude gives her the bag. Shes says "Aw thank you" and gives him a hug and kiss on the cheek. her man hits him with the
, daps him up and says "thanks". then dude walks away with the biggest smile on his face word to
i couldnt believe i had witnessed that. had me feelin like. Son has grown alot since then and I doubt hes still simpin that hard, but everytime I see him, in the back of my mind i always remember that day
these two stories are absolutely disgustingOriginally Posted by jumpmankb
My friend was coming home from the army after being in the middle east for more than a year and was having a HUGE party with all of our friends to celebrate his homecoming. I'm talking six kegs, hundreds of jello shots, t-shirt's with the party's nameSo anyway, I make it a priority to come home for this thing and drive from MD to NY for the weekend mainly just for this party. I knew that ALL my friends from highschool would be there and I was really excited I hadn't seen them in so long. I ask my old homies, who I hadn't seen in about a year, if he was going and he said he couldn't because "Katelyn" was having a beer pong tournament that same night. I was like, "dude are you serious?! You can see your girlfriend anytime. ALL our friends are gonna be reunited tonight." He said that he HAD to go. I ended up hanging out with him the day before the party and I was like, "so things must be serious with you and Katelyn if you can't go to the party." He replied, "well, we technically aren't together anymore, she told me she wants a break, but she wants me at her beer pong tournament so..." I gave him the
pitiful pitiful excuses for men
