You're Having Sex and Your Partner Dies....

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if im on niketalk..theres a 99.9% chance...im zooted

Fam....i'm about to join thisgroup
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Originally Posted by Freshly Snipes

Originally Posted by Cookie

ATLien Seeko wrote:

Just explain to the police that earlier that week I had been doing some extreme conditioning for this porn flick audition so my skeet had a stupid dead aim
and I was ready for a marathon so when she saw my bling, it's known to have that kinda stopping power and one thing lead to another and she got danger
close, so we ended up going commando and I hit dat *** with a double tap and pointed to the bed. She was a lightweight so I man-handled her like a one man
army, made a tactical insertion, made her do plenty of sit reps on my lap and I thought she could take the headshot but that ended up being her last stand
and my pro hardline gave her a flat line. I was about to scramble like a real ninja, but I thought about it and called in air support for an emergancy care
package, but it was too late... Cold blooded.
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Classic




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thats great
 
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