You're Having Sex and Your Partner Dies....

[23michaeljordan45]

Clean her up, clothe her, call the cops, say she died while sleeping.

 

[dipsetgeneral]

I'd actually WANT to shoot inside her!

is it just me or when the girl can take the D, and not moan at all, it's a MAJOR turn on??!

 

[mochi]

Originally Posted by dunks87

I probably wouldn't have sex ever again...




























well maybe not never...but it'd be a long time.

the only logical and intellectual reply thus far...

 

[j23s]

Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

I'd actually WANT to shoot inside her!

is it just me or when the girl can take the D, and not moan at all, it's a MAJOR turn on??!

Nah playboy I need audio

 

[diego]

Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

I'd actually WANT to shoot inside her!

is it just me or when the girl can take the D, and not moan at all, it's a MAJOR turn on??!

That cant be good for your ego.

 

[atlien seeko]

Just explain to the police that earlier that week I had been doing some extreme conditioning for this porn flick audition so my skeet had a stupid dead aim andI was ready for a marathon so when she saw my bling, it's known to have that kinda stopping power and one thing lead to another and she got danger close,so we ended up going commando and I hit dat *** with a double tap and pointed to the bed. She was a lightweight so I man-handled her like a one man army, madea tactical insertion, made her do plenty of sit reps on my lap and I thought she could take the headshot but that ended up being her last stand and my prohardline gave her a flat line. I was about to scramble like a real ninja, but I thought about it and called in air support for an emergancy care package, butit was too late... Cold blooded.

 

[sherwin100s]

Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

I'd actually WANT to shoot inside her!

is it just me or when the girl can take the D, and not moan at all, it's a MAJOR turn on??!

 

[nothin4ever]

Originally Posted by Diego

Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

I'd actually WANT to shoot inside her!

is it just me or when the girl can take the D, and not moan at all, it's a MAJOR turn on??!

That cant be good for your ego.

:icantbreathe:

 

[davedollars]

i'd leave and never look back

 

[swoboydehteezy]

Originally Posted by MOchi

you on some lady gaga stuff.

 

[nyrican23]

smash until it's cold....

 

[fear the ibis]

1st thing I'd do is call my lawyer. Then i'd call the cops.




And y'all are either FOS or some sick bastards if you could even finish up on a dead chick. My %+$+ would go limp the second i found out she wasn'talive. You have got to be a sick #%%$ to even be able to keep it up with a dead girl right there.

 

[Master Zik]

Knowing me I wouldn't notice until I finish. Assuming she dies during doggy.

Either way you can't run cuz your DNA gonna be all up in her. As well as fingerprints all in the room. So I'd have to call 911

 

[mrshadow]

Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

I'd actually WANT to shoot inside her!

is it just me or when the girl can take the D, and not moan at all, it's a MAJOR turn on??!

naw doggie i need me a few moans and screams

screamers FTW

 

[cookie]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

Just explain to the police that earlier that week I had been doing some extreme conditioning for this porn flick audition so my skeet had a stupid dead aim and I was ready for a marathon so when she saw my bling, it's known to have that kinda stopping power and one thing lead to another and she got danger close, so we ended up going commando and I hit dat *** with a double tap and pointed to the bed. She was a lightweight so I man-handled her like a one man army, made a tactical insertion, made her do plenty of sit reps on my lap and I thought she could take the headshot but that ended up being her last stand and my pro hardline gave her a flat line. I was about to scramble like a real ninja, but I thought about it and called in air support for an emergancy care package, but it was too late... Cold blooded.

 

[ptrakarn23]

i'd be dialing the phone while finishin up, and of course i'd check her pulse first before finishin



somewhat fact check this but i believe there is a law that you can get thrown in the bammers for, for having sex with a dead body..

 

[airjuhst]

this was on the show "1000 ways to die" dude took like 9 viagra pills smh

 

[mac a roni]

Unless I didn't finish I'm not getting off

 

[mochi]

Originally Posted by Mac A Roni

Unless I didn't finish I'm not getting off

 

[chicityk7]

Originally Posted by Diego

Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

I'd actually WANT to shoot inside her!

is it just me or when the girl can take the D, and not moan at all, it's a MAJOR turn on??!

That cant be good for your ego.

or your JR.'s stroke game either

 

[pr0phecy718]

OMG

SMH ...oh god....

...NT never ceases to amaze me with the topics posted

 

[jimmybeanz]

depends. if she's my gal, i'd do the respectable things (call police, ambulance, etc.). if she's just some jumpoff, i'd prolly finish first.

 

[Smorgasbordgie]

Call the Police ASAP!

Can't front, I LOL'd when I read the title

 

[addictedtofreshkicks]

smh

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by imsojayded

Originally Posted by DaCitySlanga

*waits for the person to say Im going to finish*



1800th post

i came in to say that!

Huh? Wouldn't he go limp though? Might as well finger yourself.