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I was just really trying to touch on the subject without writing a novel.Talk about a non-humble brag
Light on story, heavy on bragging.
What?
She wanted to tell you like you didn't know? or was she coming on to you?
But I'll go into detail about a few situations. Like I said before I'm one to keep to myself. So this one female that had been there for a few years gets reassigned to work closely with me. For the first week or two I keep to myself just talking to her about work related stuff. After a while we start with a bit of small talk here and there. I got a little to comfy, and started talking a bit about my recent after work life which was a bit extra at the time(loosing people close to me to gun violence, etc, etc.). So shes like ooohhh you with the ****. In the mean time I'm catching these other two baddies I F with in dark corners when I can. She peeped that something was cracking by there vibes, and the fact that they were only really chopping it up with me on some social ****. So me and ol girl get real cool to the point I consider her the homegirl. Long story short we're chopping it up about random stuff then she slips in "you need to come see what this good ***** like", out the blue. I had no words for the rest of the day. The story gets much deeper and interesting, but I'm not really going into depth. Both females felt the wrath tho as well as myself. Not from HR or management tho. Until I threaten her about messing with my car.
One stupid dump reckless time I was high as a falcon after I took a late lunch. I'm just in the break room chillin alone. This one female comes through, and just walks right to me talking greasy on some jokey ****. So I get with her on the slick talk. Then she gets dump close to me, and for some reason I started touching the back of her thigh. Then I slipped into her inner thigh, and worked my way up to the monkey. The girl didn't flinch, but it didn't end there. I was really after her work bestie. Same stuff different day I was high as hell. I see her work bestie in my path, so as I pass I grab her butt. That trick flipped. Started shouting I'm not like her blah blah blah. I keep walking like it never happen, and hit the first corner quicker then quick; and went about my day. Seen her a hour later in the break room **** was all good. She was on some childish **** sticking her tongue out at me like a little kid. I never heard anything about it from anyone after that.
