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not only that but then u get defensive?
real secure, guy
lol relax
no one is getting defensive
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not only that but then u get defensive?
real secure, guy
Hold up
these broads probably look better than your girl.
plus mouf is mouf when your horny and desperate
Dudes were talking bout eating the donut after filling it with jelly... I was one of them...
Here is my contribution to the list:
- got dome by some transsexual chicks before
plus mouf is mouf when your horny and desperate
So u ashamed of the sex toy but the ****** is all good? Id rock the flesh light in public in broad daylight b4 I let a dude top me off
Lemme see what I can think up
I fart on my girl while she sleeps. She sleeps with the covers damn near over her head.
In the morning I piss all over the toilet when I'm half sleep. I usually don't wipe. My girl will walk in behind me and sit right on it. She usually cusses me out cause of it.
I pluck major boogers at red lights. Had to take my tints off my car cause of repair orders. No dambs given. Can't stop. Won't stop.
This dude I work with has no sense of smell. When I eat rough foods for lunch, I usually let my *** rip when I know he's around.
I used to fap on old shirts as a kid, would throw em in the wash, then wear them to the gym. Fap stains never really go away.
Sometimes I fart on my hand and smell it after.
Once as a kid, my boy had a sleepover and I slept on the couch. One of our other boys slept on the floor right under me/next to the couch. He woke up and yawned right behind my *** and I farted in his mouth... He screamed... I farted again. I had no idea. I was sleep.
I can't take the top cup lid at fast food resturaunts. For some reason I HAVE to lift half of them and take one from the middle. No idea why.
This is mostly sloppy with a little bit gross. Probably 2/10 compared to some of the NTers who have posted in here.Lemme see what I can think up
I fart on my girl while she sleeps. She sleeps with the covers damn near over her head.
In the morning I piss all over the toilet when I'm half sleep. I usually don't wipe. My girl will walk in behind me and sit right on it. She usually cusses me out cause of it.
I pluck major boogers at red lights. Had to take my tints off my car cause of repair orders. No dambs given. Can't stop. Won't stop.
This dude I work with has no sense of smell. When I eat rough foods for lunch, I usually let my *** rip when I know he's around.
I used to fap on old shirts as a kid, would throw em in the wash, then wear them to the gym. Fap stains never really go away.
Sometimes I fart on my hand and smell it after.
Once as a kid, my boy had a sleepover and I slept on the couch. One of our other boys slept on the floor right under me/next to the couch. He woke up and yawned right behind my *** and I farted in his mouth... He screamed... I farted again. I had no idea. I was sleep.
I can't take the top cup lid at fast food resturaunts. For some reason I HAVE to lift half of them and take one from the middle. No idea why.
I once took a glass bottle of Fanta, popped the top open, and had shorty sit on the bottle so her anus would engulf the top. Then had her lay on her stomach. Now the bottle is upside down and she's getting a Fanta enema. Half way gone, I pull the bottle out, throw it away, get her to arch her back and i suck the Fanta out
then I woke up from my nasty twisted dream [\s]
No he picks his nose...
naw eff that he eats boogers in traffic
Man we got mr. Cee, ***** face and the god celticpride and all I did was fap and eat some ***. Im not worthy of being on that top tier, I'm like 2nd tier savage
hmmmm hmmmmYou were first waves savage. I had no idea the flood gates would open after
And maaaaan I don't EAT the boogers, I just pick my nose
Celtic Pride, Mr Cee, Pee face, and 36 ounces in the final 4
Would bring a new meaning to March Madness
Im trying to figure out if Im about the CelticPride life...
View media item 867301You were first waves savage. I had no idea the flood gates would open after
And maaaaan I don't EAT the boogers, I just pick my nose
hmmmm hmmmm
"He without sin cast the first stone"
i have no clue bro lolShe from POF?
Did not take long.Lets get it cracking'