NT...what's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say?

[fresh112]

or just because they're arguing against him will say some **** like "man Lebron is trash" or any other not trash player

makes tryna watch the game super corny

 

[leannsupreme]

Overheard a kid wearing shutter shades saying "it's actually hard to see in these"

 

[tr1ll]

My Friend: What are those things that squirrels eat? Alcorns.

Me:

Not that bad, depending on where your friend is from.

Top 3


#1 Bin Laden lives in NY ( This was about a week after 911 and was repeated in school to a teacher)

Not surprising seeing that most New Yorkers think NYC is the absolute center of the universe.

 

[chato]

"I ordered a burger, and when I opened it up it was really messy..."
I have no idea what this woman was expecting, but this was Carl's Jr (Hardees to you east coast people). Their slogan for the longest time was 'If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face'. The burger was the same as any other, but obviously cheese is going to melt and sauce will get smeared on the bun and lettuce.


" El Salvador?... What part of Mexico is that?"
The conversation ended after that.

 

[la-ca]

My professor said Kobe did rape the broad.

 

[jesusshuttlesworth34]

My professor said Kobe did rape the broad.

Your professor is probably a Celtics fan.

 

[PabloSanchez]

Kobe is better than Jordan

 

[fuzzyrobot]

"Do dogs have a pulse?"

 

[airjordan jb23]

Close chick friend of mine said, "Who's Jason Waterfalls in the TLC song?"... as in "Don't go chasin' (Jason) waterfalls..."

 

[T Lo Sweater]

This cat commented on a picture of MIDNIGHT 6s and he said "nice Olympics dude"

Some other guy saw a pair of cg 11s (the og pair) and he said they were fake because the jumpman was facing the wrong way

 

[Thierry Henry]

This cat commented on a picture of MIDNIGHT 6s and he said "nice Olympics dude"

Some other guy saw a pair of cg 11s (the og pair) and he said they were fake because the jumpman was facing the wrong way

Wow

 

[jtmatic]

When my little sister asked me to look at some girl's picture on Facebook to determine whether she was pretty or not:

Her: Do you think she's pretty?

Me: Hell, no

Her: Then how come her picture has 116 likes and 87 comments?

Me: 'Cause she's overrated

Her: Oh you mean like over beautiful?

Immediately left her sight in seconds with the 

 

[coolgraymemo]

Overheard a kid wearing shutter shades saying "it's actually hard to see in these"

.

 

[macbk]

My mom goes "well you do realize the Ronald McDonald House is a foundation form McDonalds right?"

 

[Sir San Diego]

Not one particular comment, but I hate it when people who clearly aren't fluent in spanish say random words in spanish to mexican people who speak perfect english.

Random black lady to random mexican lady in waiting room: "My mother is... ocho zero." -_- And she had the nerve to say it slowly like she was talking to someone stupid.

 

[finallyfamous]

My roommate would rather eat shrooms than smoke weed.

Not the dumbest thing, but I don't get that notion.

 

[yobyellav]

"that girl stupid for letting some other girl do her paper, Dr. Wright go know she aint do it 'cause it go have all them big ol' words in it"


was quite funny

 

[RIP sleazyy]

couple days ago.

"why does your car have two brake pedals?"

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

"that girl stupid for letting some other girl do her paper, Dr. Wright go know she aint do it 'cause it go have all them big ol' words in it"


was quite funny

 

[Thierry Henry]

My boy the other day goes "Lil Wayne is the richest rapper ever!! He's a billionaire by now"


I quickly hit one of these

 

[lil black jean jacket]

from an NT thread around September

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

^That is some of the dumbest **** I've ever read. She can't be that dumb.

 

[jumpmanfromdabay]

Lmao how you call yourself the jump man with the rock in your avy can't get any dumber than that ....Iam that dude huh quit playing with yourself

anything by this Genius

 

[Nawzlew]

Close chick friend of mine said, "Who's Jason Waterfalls in the TLC song?"... as in "Don't go chasin' (Jason) waterfalls..."

 

[bdis1986]

My co- worker said men and women date the same sex only after they smoke
Marijuana

I slapped my forehead ...