NT...what's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say?

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I can't remember any off top but I know it was on NT and probably in a conspiracy theory thread.

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

"I love you"

ah, the things people take for granted.

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[jfmartimcdandruff]

hey are you filipinese?

 

[b smooth 202]

"I love you"

hmmm....true

 

[Pathos]

last year one of the guys I met in college went with me to eat at Cane's. He asked me, "Dude... are chicken fingers really chicken fingers?"

"Are you Chinese, Japanese or Asian?" 

Indian dude: "I wish I was asian."

brah said his FTLOTG olympic 7's were from 2000..

this can not be life , my best friend thought Jamaica was on the coast of Africa

 

[KMante]

"I love you"

But I love my momma

 

[ricky409]

"I need to lose weight, I'm gonna sweat it all off in the sauna."
"You can't do that; it's just water weight. Next time you drink water you'll gain it right back."
"I'll just drink Pepsi then."

well damb.

 

[coolgraymemo]

"Do you speak Mexican?"

"I'm a sneaker collector/sneakerhead" How many pairs do you have? "Five"

 

[ricky409]

This thread delivers the lulz

 

[KMante]

I would like to add:

I'm not racist because I have a black friend

 

[RIP sleazyy]

pretty much anything involving prayer saving lives/health. also I spent 20 minutes trying to convince a friend that China and Japan are part of Asia.

 

[cubanref]

Customer: "Hey can I get a few slices of green lemon with my diet coke?"
Me:"You mean a lime??"
Customer: "No...its green but smaller and it looks like a lemon"
Me: Proceed to give her a few slices of lime.
Customer: "Thats what I was talking about!!"

 

[mister negative]

"is vitamin water healthy?"

 

[kj2k]

"Lebron is better than Kobe in his prime years"

That right there is the DUMBEST thing I have ever heard in my life.

 

[maddoxkay]

"Michael jackson was so great when he played with the bulls" - random beezy i overheard at the mall

 

[jones23me]

"Michael jackson was so great when he played with the bulls" - random beezy i overheard at the mall

WAIT WHAT?

 

[odog24]

all the dumbest things ive heard/read came from NTers because a majority of you are stupid.

So does that mean you are stupid too??

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[street sampras]

oh look, its you.

talking about me.

what a shock

That's what you get, you used to do the same thing to me

 

[ricky409]

"Lebron is better than Kobe in his prime years"
That right there is the DUMBEST thing I have ever heard in my life.

that's not dumb, though... one could argue this point.

 

[Kobekobe]

this one chick got into an argument with me about blackberry and how they're about to take over this year

i then asked her if she knew what their stocks looked like, and she kept saying "it doesn't matter".. i even told her to guess, and she said "it doesn't matter"

idiot.

 

[polorico]

i live in dallas
"were gonna move to new jersey new york"

:x:x:x

 

[tony montana]

This thread

 

[jayhood23]

At the barber shop and there are geese in the parking lot

Barber: Man is that a goose or geese
Lady: Those are goose, geese are bigger.
Me: :x

 

[dsguru]

"I got them all grey Space Jams & them black & white Space Jams!!"

 

[youngtriz]

Knicks fan: "lebron will come to NY because he can make the most money here... who would turn that down?"
after the decision "lebron and the heat will never win a championship"...