Whats a good Facebook Status Update?

Originally Posted by Lunatic 809

Originally Posted by TupacsBack

"Now accepting girlfriend applications"
I got 20 likes and I'm fat.
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Originally Posted by ksteezy

breaking news, Kanye just died in a car accident!

How my son have the late pass of the century though 
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Can't believe the mods deleted the thread though, instant classic. 
 
- Got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple of lesbians I know. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch".



- I remember in first grade when you had the 64 box of crayons, everybody thought you were rich.




- Facebook is like prison. You hang around, write on walls, and get poked by people without your consent.




- When I was little, “I am gonna tell your mom
 
Originally Posted by Goldmember

- Got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple of lesbians I know. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch".



- I remember in first grade when you had the 64 box of crayons, everybody thought you were rich.




- Facebook is like prison. You hang around, write on walls, and get poked by people without your consent.




- When I was little, “I am gonna tell your mom
 
Originally Posted by Tim Lincecum

Originally Posted by Goldmember

- Got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple of lesbians I know. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch".

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i'm using that one and the prison one. Striaght classics
 
Originally Posted by sportinjordans916

Originally Posted by Goldmember

- Got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple of lesbians I know. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch".



- I remember in first grade when you had the 64 box of crayons, everybody thought you were rich.




- Facebook is like prison. You hang around, write on walls, and get poked by people without your consent.




- When I was little, “I am gonna tell your mom
 
- I remember in first grade when you had the 64 box of crayons, everybody thought you were rich.


Golden!
 
Got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple of lesbians I know. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch". got me instant 5 likes
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#winning
 
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