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Statistically 5/4 people have trouble with fractions.
Whats a good Facebook Status Update?
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-I'm tired of chasing my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later
-has been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen
-I'm naked under my clothes
-I'm thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
-is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them
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-has been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen
-I'm naked under my clothes
-I'm thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
-is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them
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I'm about to steal "Instruct me how to Douglas" or use "V-Neck so fresh I can skip T-Shirt Time."
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"I wish I was famous so more people would follow me on twitter."
Put this up and got a good reaction to it.
Put this up and got a good reaction to it.
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Yuku
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[h3] It takes a lot to say this, I kept it to myself for the longest. I was once addicted to coke years ago. Everyday I had to have it, it got worse. No one knew. Now my friends will look at me different when they find out. I had to change. Pepsi just tasted better. more fizz.[/h3]
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the majority of these are classic and others are epic! lol
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btw the old spice one was an instant success for me... alot ol faces with man now commented on it and current lady friends lol
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Teach me how to dougie
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I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.
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You gotta be kidding me. Grave digging for a 4/10 status at best
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It's corny i know.Originally Posted by Where Are You Harold Miner 2
You gotta be kidding me. Grave digging for a 4/10 status at best
Got 10 likes *kanye shrug* (dont even know why im braggin about this smh at myself)
You have any better ones, Grumpy?
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Originally Posted by proper english
good god that "status" was awfulOriginally Posted by Theta
.. makes me wanna be a kid again and push this lame into a muddy puddle.
The execution of that gif got me .... priceless
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Perfect execution on that .gif
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wow dudes really got a 20 page thread to come up with statuses that will get them likes
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Originally Posted by AlexGod
wow dudes really got a 20 page thread to come up with statuses that will get them likes
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"Now accepting girlfriend applications"
I got 20 likes and I'm fat.
I got 20 likes and I'm fat.
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it was your orbit collecting some likes
nah...that was a good one. id put it but too many uglies that actually like me and not enough cute chicks on my friend list. forevercalzone.ogg
nah...that was a good one. id put it but too many uglies that actually like me and not enough cute chicks on my friend list. forevercalzone.ogg
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breaking news, Kanye just died in a car accident!
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fuggit black.
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No! Just no.
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