What's the lowest thing you've done? Vol. You a bad mothaSHUT YO MOUTH

[mitchellicious]

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

One night i broke into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

 

SMH at most of you though

  

 

[dunks87]

Originally Posted by philly5fan

I bet you wanna know what he got at the store huh?

  

 

[thebachellor]

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

One night i broke into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

 

[wayne looney]

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

One night i broke into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

 

[rl treyce]

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

As for me, I cheat

if that's what you want to call it.

 

[Master Zik]

Originally Posted by wayne looney

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

One night i broke into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Classic

 

[cortes21]

I'm not bad really

 

[hella handsome]

Originally Posted by Master Zik

Originally Posted by wayne looney

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

One night i broke into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Classic

that story was epic

 

[18key]

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

 

[addictedtofreshkicks]

Originally Posted by enlightenedespot

In my office its two accountants, with one bathroom. The guy I share an office with is muslim, so at 12 and at 4pm dude goes into the bathroom to perform Salator Ablutions.
Washing hands, feet, face and everything.

When dude pisses me off I make sure to take a huge dump right before he has to enter there.

My little sister has a friend that I don't like, shes a brat.
One day she knocks over the trash bin next to the computer full of tissues with "Snot" in them.
I made her clean it up, anyone else I would have done it myself.

 

[chokeonsmoke]

Originally Posted by AddictedToFreshKicks

Originally Posted by enlightenedespot

In my office its two accountants, with one bathroom. The guy I share an office with is muslim, so at 12 and at 4pm dude goes into the bathroom to perform Salat or Ablutions.
Washing hands, feet, face and everything.

When dude pisses me off I make sure to take a huge dump right before he has to enter there.

My little sister has a friend that I don't like, shes a brat.
One day she knocks over the trash bin next to the computer full of tissues with "Snot" in them.
I made her clean it up, anyone else I would have done it myself.

 

[reigndrop]

My old roommate, this full of himself kid from China was looking for a job on the Street. I was able to blacklist his name at most firms, needless to say, he's back in China.

I don't regret it though.

 

[airforce1king]

Originally Posted by philly5fan

I bet you wanna know what he got at the store huh?

 

[kicktionair]

Originally Posted by reigndrop

My old roommate, this full of himself kid from China was looking for a job on the Street. I was able to blacklist his name at most firms, needless to say, he's back in China.

I don't regret it though.

Wow

If serious... uncalled for

 

[kmn2008]

Originally Posted by hella handsome

Originally Posted by Master Zik

Originally Posted by wayne looney

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

One night i broke into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Classic

that story was epic

i just saw this episode last night online.

at homie remembering the whole story hahaa

 

[joe camel smooth]

Originally Posted by reigndrop

My old roommate, this full of himself kid from China was looking for a job on the Street. I was able to blacklist his name at most firms, needless to say, he's back in China.

I don't regret it though.

what did he do?

 

[kicktionair]

I won't hesitate to hit a woman

I need to control my anger...... I only slap if it's justified (might make no sense to no one)

 

[Nouss]

@ reigndrop

 

[jjgrt5]

 

[al audi]

wow i missed this thread.

 

[bostonthreeparty]

this 3 years ago.

theres this one kid who used to be good friends with who i hang out today but on one likes him
any opportunity i can to go tease him i do just to drive him away for a few days until he comes back
so i walk in to a bathroom at my school and see him takin a 2 and i already see a friend of mine in their and tells me its him
He's a real awkward kid, so his legs are like squirming around sitting on the toilet and i'm like

but then i'm like

cause i get a great idea.
so i take a couple steps back run and kick the crap out of the stall door, having him jump in the air, he ends up crapping on the seat, and gettin some on his shorts.
me and my friend stayed there laughing as he was pullin his pants up running to the nurse to get some new clothes.
probably the funniest moment of 7th grade ever

 

[nothin4ever]

Smashed a married milf a few times & still talk to her this day

Now she gets jealous when i talk to other females my age ..

when she acting like she dont got a hubby back home

 

[rudemiester]

Originally Posted by kmn2008

Originally Posted by hella handsome

Originally Posted by Master Zik

Originally Posted by wayne looney

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

One night i broke into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Classic

that story was epic

i just saw this episode last night online.

at homie remembering the whole story hahaa

What ep is this?

 

[ialreadygotthose]

Originally Posted by Rudemiester

Originally Posted by kmn2008

Originally Posted by hella handsome

Originally Posted by Master Zik

Originally Posted by wayne looney

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

One night i broke into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Classic

that story was epic

i just saw this episode last night online.

at homie remembering the whole story hahaa

What ep is this?

  Lmfao.... That +#*@ is Too serious homie

 

[thecalculator]

Originally Posted by BostonThreeParty

this 3 years ago.

theres this one kid who used to be good friends with who i hang out today but on one likes him
any opportunity i can to go tease him i do just to drive him away for a few days until he comes back
so i walk in to a bathroom at my school and see him takin a 2 and i already see a friend of mine in their and tells me its him
He's a real awkward kid, so his legs are like squirming around sitting on the toilet and i'm like

but then i'm like

cause i get a great idea.
so i take a couple steps back run and kick the crap out of the stall door, having him jump in the air, he ends up crapping on the seat, and gettin some on his shorts.
me and my friend stayed there laughing as he was pullin his pants up running to the nurse to get some new clothes.
probably the funniest moment of 7th grade ever